1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait THAT LONG?)

2) Thou shall not do drugs (alcohol lasts longer)


3) Thou shall not steal from supervalue.(tescos has a bigger selection) LOL


4) Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has
a bigger effect)

5) Thou shall not steal from thy parents. (every-1 knows nannies have more money)

6) Thou shall not get in fights.(just start them)


7) Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)


Thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)


9) Thou shall not think about having sex.(as nike sayz -- just do it)


10) Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.(just leave them in the middle)

Fill in the blanks just copy and paste

i ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______.

You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________.

If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I

would build a _______ just for you.

If I could sing you any song it would be _________.

We could __________ under the stars.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)

Whats your sign say...?
CANCER
Very sexy. Talkative.
Energetic. Sarcastic.BEST kissers.

PISCES
Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT.
Very high sex appeal. Has the last word.


LIBRA
Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind.
Have own unique sexiness.
GREAT in Bed.

CAPRICORN
Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
Irrestible, awesome kisser. Great talker.
Always gets what he or she wants.Great sexual life.And falls for people Fast.

AQUARIUS
Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being
in long relationships. Extremly energetic.
Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers.

ARIES
Outgoing. Spontanious. No one to fuck with.
Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic.
Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in bed.

TAURUS
Aggressive. freak in bed. rare to find. loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
Extremly outgoing. Outstanding kisser.

GEMINI
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners
Very Good in bed. Lover not a Fighter But
Still Punch Your Lights Out .Trustworthy.
SIMPLY THE BEST

LEO
Dominant in relationships. Horny. Freak in bed.
Always want the last word. Quiet. Caring. Smart.

VIRGO
Great talker. Sexy. Always Horny.
Laid back. Knows how to have fun.
Is really good at fucking. Great kisser.


SCORPIO
Predict future. Most erotic.
Very high sex appeal. Great in bed.

SAGITARIUS
Spontanious. Horny. Sexy. High sex appeal.
good in bed. Rare to find. Good when found.
Outstanding kisser.Loves being in long relationships.