Being depressed to balance out the hilarity... just to keep the world in balance know?

"Wanty simmer down man?"... "Mate your the one thats at pure boiling point!"

"Its all goin down outside the garage"..."Like the titanic?"

"Wanty calm it down to a riot"

"....*something about red bull*"

"When I used to go on gardar girls....just for a laugh!"

"Mate your ma moon... the water in ma bath haha"

"haw haw!"

"We just fit...*strokes arm*"

"I was pure hillarious at the bar there"

"Hillarious in the disabled toilet"

"Hillarious in the gaybar"

Two fingered ring.

"I wish I was Whoopi Goldberg"

"Wits wrang wae youuu!?"

"When in Rome just phone us but!"

"Mate your sex is on fire!!"

"Jacks ma best pal!"

"David hates meeeeeeeee!!!"

"See to be honest but, I just need to calm down Im no gonna lie to ye"

"J.A. IS A CUNT!!"

"WOTTHEFUCKISTHAT!!!?

"YE ARRRRRRR!!"

"STEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPHHHHH!!!!!"

"Mate whos hot n whos cold?"

"Mate you lookin for a condom?"

"I am a super woman you did this to mee!!"

*E4 voice* "DIANA VICKERS!!!"

"Woof Lorenzo!"

"Me 5!"

"I like slevers but!"

"Hypotomus?"

"See to be honest but, did ye?"

"I think im gonna just be a lesbian...*5 mins later*... guys i could never be a lesbian"

"were u two gettin it on in the disabled toilet?"

"SUNMACK!"

"PISH!"

"Mike tyson!"

"Whens Emma gettin here?"

"Me n Stevie are like this (yn)!"

"I just kinda lay there but"

"I have to get up for church in the morning"

"Mate thats the best we've ever done that!"

"MARYDOLL KNOWS A PHYSCO!!"

"Are you saving that noodle for later?"

"I like you alot "

"On yer bike"

"Party under the stairs mate!"

"YH YH"

"Your a wanker number 9!"

"I need to fix a crack in my courtyard"

"HACKETT!"

"Andrea's fanclub"

"Does he come back dead or alive?"

"Lady GaGa?"

"So what Im still a rockstar!"

"Its the black guy!!"

"You pure woodnt know who you were!"

"Why is the gun pure pointin at ME!!?"

"A can of water?"

"You go, i go but"

"The dj from the cathouse was clearly listenin to the choons on my bebo man!"

"Dawn has one big foot." ..."No I have one small foot."

"If theres no talent what the fuck we here for?"

"Ho me ho... my mum pure sings this when she does the dishes!"

" When u think they will break up?"..." After they have one or two kids"
"Mate oh my god wht u gonna do!"... It was a dream mate.

"Im Sweedish, im from Ikea...shes from Focus."

"I hope ur stocked up with orange juice."

"Im a fuckin peach.. coz im hardcore!"

"Raj is not a word"

"If drugs are for mugs then im a fuckin teapot!!"

"Can we get a discount since we're all family here man?"

"Never speak to me again!"

"Im gonna practice Shakira everynight man"

"DO YOU HAVE MAKE UP ON!?"

"SHE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE!!"

"Hit me at 40 and theres around an 80% chance I'll die"

"When I get bored a dont slip my dick into any random old burd"

Sarah Harding and Cheryl Cole

"Mate coz our tears are worth it too"

"How big is that guys nose OUTSIDE the noodlebar!"

"Virgin Mary"

"WITS WRANG WAE YOUR LEG!?"

"Lets go get food before pizza hut"

"Mate im pure gonna die of pneumonia n no one even cares!!"

"Mate Ive pure lost ma voice n no one even cares!!"

"Guys wantae just get out so i can get pumped"

"DO U KNOW HOW TO SELL FLOWERS?!

"Live...have sex...die."

"Your no Christian Bale But id tap that"

"We are sailing"

"Are you a frog or a rat?"

"Lets adopt a polar bear"

"FLANAGAN!!"

"i mean who did u think u were pocahontas or soemthing"

"DO IT AGAIN!"

"TORAG"

"SAP"

"Dont forget me"... " I wont remember anything else"

"You enjoyin this but!!?"

"YEEHA!!"

"WHO THE FUCK ARE TOKYO HOTEL!?"

"Ruth Rendell mysteries collection"

"Marydoll that was shabba."... "Ye kiddin on hen, I thought that was a boy"

"THUNDER BOLTS AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY

Trouble is her only friend and he's back again.
Makes her body older than it really is.
She says it's high time she went away,
No one's got much to say in this town.
Trouble is the only way is down.
Down, down.

As strong as you were, tender you go.
I'm watching you breathing for the last time.
A song for your heart, but when it is quiet,
I know what it means and I'll carry you home.
I'll carry you home.

If she had wings she would fly away,
And another day God will give her some.
Trouble is the only way is down.
Down, down.

As strong as you were, tender you go.
I'm watching you breathing for the last time.
A song for your heart, but when it is quiet,
I know what it means and I'll carry you home.
I'll carry you home.

And they were all born pretty in New York City tonight,
And someone's little girl was taken from the world tonight,
Under the Stars and Stripes.

As strong as you were, tender you go.
I'm watching you breathing for the last time.
A song for your heart, but when it is quiet,
I know what it means and I'll carry you home.
I'll carry you home.