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Monica
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Female, 25,
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- Member since: November 2006
- Last active: 3/21/09
- www.bebo.com/monicawalshboley
- Me, Myself, and I
- wooooooo cant wait to go home and see everyone again and have some much needed sessions its been way to long
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Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored.
Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to
Recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth.
Stubborn.
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she is from dublin dat says it all
- Music
- killers, damien rice, kelly clarkson.i love the ray darcy show just listen to it and you"l understand trust me you"l be hooked in no time......
- Films
- gladiator, brave heart, the body guard, 3 men and a baby and 3 men and a little lady. u just cant beat those classic films.
- Sports
- watching telly, i no its not really a sport but fighting for the remote has to count for something and getting up to get food
- Happiest When
- drinking, and socializing, out on the tear with the girls and ripin the dance floor out of it.
- I Hate
- when people walk slow in front of me on de foot path. people wit buggies in front of me on the foot path. when my umberella turns inside out wen its rainin.public transport. babies cryin de whole way from dublin 2 ross my ass going numb after sittin on a bus for 3 hrs.economics the most borin subject in de world...taxi's cause day rip u off, nd wen dey drive round de whole city to drop u home even tho u only live up de road..
- Fav Insults
- * your head is so far up your own arse ur in danger of drowning in shit.
* U horrible bastard from hell
* U talented spastic
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insults part 2
They say that travel broadens oneself. You’re so fat, u must hav travelled the world
I’m sorry, you’ve obviously mistaken me for someone who cares….
You’re so fat, when u get into an elevator, it HAS to go down!
You’re about as welcome as diarrhoea in a spacesuit….
You’re so old u can remember when the Dead Sea was just ill….
I’d rather pass a kidney stone than another minute with u……(personal fav!!)
You were one of the first to get a brain….before they were perfected
You’re very open minded – is that how your brain slipped out?
When u go to the mind-reader do u get half price?
You are cruelly depriving a village of an idiot…
Keep talking, someday ul say something intelligent…
It was nice of u to come. When are you going??
Never trust a man with short legs-his brain’s too near his butt….
Does your head whistle in a cross-wind??
You’re so stupid u would take a ruler to bed to see how long u slept….
Hi! Im human! What are you??
(stare at person,pause)…Sorry…. I was just trying to imagine u with a personality….
Don’t let your mind wander….its far too small to be let out on its own..
I bet your brain feels as gud as new, seeing that you’ve never used it…
Sit down and give your mind a rest…
You’re so stupid that when u went to leave a voicemail u shouted through the letter box
You’re so dumb, u would put lipstick on ur forehead in order to make-up your mind…
She’s such a narrow mind, when she walks fast her earrings bang together…
They say that two brains are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none…
The wheel is still spinning, but the hamster is dead…
You’re so fat, its easier to jump over u than go around u…
Its nice to see you-but next time just send a postcard…
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Insults
-Some people say ur two-faced, but I disagree. If you had two faces, why would u wear that one?
-You’ve got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp
-I see u wer so impressed wi ur first chin that u added two more
-I didn’t kno d circus was in town…
-Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw u…
-What happened to your face – do u step on rakes for a hobby??
-Is that ur face or did ur neck throw up?
-Please give that face back to the gorilla…
-Why don’t u start neglectin ur appearance? Maybe it’ll go away…
-You’re so ugly you would make an onion cry…
-You’re the only person I know who failed their driving test for looking in the mirror too often….
-You’ve a face like a million dollars-all green an wrinkled…
-You’re so ugly they didn’t give you a costume when u tried out for star wars….
-You owe me a drink: you’re so ugly I dropped my glass when I saw u…
-Hav u been chasin parked cars???
-Whatever kind of look you were going for….u missed….
-You really are as pretty as a picture…id love to hang u….
-Every person has the right to be ugly, but you’re abusing the privilege….
-Oh my god,look at u, was anyone else hurt in the accident??
-You’ve got more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book…
-Boris: Excuse me, were u looking at me just then??
Doris: Yes, I thought from a distance u were good looking. Sorry forgot my glasses….
-You’re so ugly that if u look out the window u get arrested for mooning…
-You’re so ugly they didn’t give you a costume when u tried out for star wars….
-That’s a nice suit you’re wearing. When did the clown die??
-Don’t look out the window….people will think its Halloween..
-If I looked as bad as you id wear a mask…
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Sound Familiar
Girls on a nite out ........
1. We have absolutely no idea where our bag is...and for some reason, thats ok!
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butts while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.
4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we started out as just 4 hours ago.
5. We drop our 3am submarine sandwich/pizza slice/poutine on the floor, pick it up and continue eating it like its nobody's business.
6.We start crying and declare to everyone we see, including people we barely know, that we love them SOOOO MUCH.
7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song comes on because "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!"
8. We're suddenly full of profound spiritual wisdom... and so is the geek next to us.
9. We don't see anything wrong with making out with profs/co-workers/boss should they be around.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, get up on the table or bar and start to sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming to us.
11. Our eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep them half closed and think it looks incredibly sexy.
12. We've suddenly taken up smoking and we believe we're really good at it.
13. We yell at the bartender who we believe has cheated us by giving us just orange juice, but that's just because we can no longer taste the vodka.
14. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the floor.. or like the mop.
15. We start every conversation with a slurred "Don't take this the wrong way but..."
16. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down before we sit on it.
17. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. We are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going home, we just sit on the floor wherever we are standing and take a quick nap.
19. We begin leaving the buttons open on our button fly jeans to cut down on the time we're in the bathroom away from our drink.
20. We take our shoes off because a) they're ridiculously impractical..but soo beautiful! b) We believe it's the shoes' fault that we can't walk straight.
21. No matter what got broken, thrown up on, stolen, no matter who said what or who went home with whoever else - we ALWAYS call each other the next day
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Nicola Hayes4/20/09´*•.¸(*•.¸♥&cedi l;.•*´
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Nicola Hayes & Linda Wallace, Would like to invite you Monica Walsh to our double 21st partaaaaaaay! It's in Foulksmills, on saturday the 2nd of May, at 9.30pm sharp! Hope to see you there! I know yhoo won't be der mon 
You will be dearly missed on the night
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3/23/09
Anita Doran
Hi Mon, Ya I got your email address off Tina ages ago to email and ask a few questions but of course I lost it! Ya myself and Keith have the Visa's paid for and all so all we have to do now is book flights. Im so excited about it, We are going to Vancouver, Are you close to there? Is Vancouver nice? Well we got our Visa's with USIT, It's called the Under 35 Programme. That programme is closed now and the waiting list is full, You'd want to be getting in around Feb/March. As far as I know USIT is the only people that give out working visa's without you having been invited over to work. Everywhere else will only give a visa to those who have been invited over by an employer. So how do you like it over there, is it much cheaper than Ireland?
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1/14/09
Sinead O'Connor
cnt believe i missd ya wen u wer home
wud tak me bn sick hope u had a fab tym wen u wer home dude xxx
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1/5/09
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Rachel Kumar1/5/09Mon never got to give ya a proper goodbye
well safe journey back my dear and look forward to seein you next time. keep in touch oh and ya can send me another postcard if ya like so i can add to my great collection
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12/16/08
Síle Flynn
Ah im sooooo excited!!! Wont be able to sleep tonight, get to see you 2moro
Dont no where im heading out anywhere as long as your coming!! Yea thats grand just to let ya know in case your were stuck for somewhere to stay, doors always!!! Yea i will have my phone ready and waiting, you no what time your flying in at??
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12/16/08
Martina Doyle
Cool cool should be a good messy xmas with ya home woohoo
Ring me when ya get into Dublin dude. See ya soon xx
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12/16/08
Aine Whelan
O my god i thought you 4got who i was!! i bebo'd ya and i never got reply, i no i cant wait!!! let me know when cant wait to c u!, xxxx
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12/16/08
Martina Doyle
Hey ya i was just talking to ann marie she rang me to sort out your life for the next two weeks ha gonna be soo fun
She was tellin me that you wont be back til den alright. Well im going shoppin in waterford friday with sile if your home u can come too doubt ya will be though? Friday night donal o sullivan 21st ya up for it??
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12/16/08
Lorraine Byrne
We not sure yet we thinkin the porter house then as in fionas words where ever the drink takes us ha were headin to eddie rockets too after college bet ur missin that !!!
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12/16/08
Laura Murphy
oh my god mon i actually cant wait 2 cya!! oh im probably goin 2 kiss da face off ya
ive exams til next monday but il def catch up wit ya den!! woop woop
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12/15/08
Síle Flynn
Hey sent you mail so dont forget to check with my number and all so we can meet up on wed night and celebrate YOU in Ireland!! woo
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12/15/08
Clare Nagle
haha oh ryt sorry...............yeah im currently feeling that stress and pressure and sleep deprivation...............but last exam is wednesday..............so wen u say venture out what did u hav in mind? house party much.....u know good old irish style debouchary?
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12/14/08
Lorraine Byrne
ooh ye that be brilliant we'd love to see ya !!! mail me ur no. ill send ya mine too cus dunno if u have d same one anymore
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