100 Useless Facts About Me


1. Full Name: Christopher Darren Cummings
2. Nicknames: Kip Or Skipper
3. Birthday: 20th August
4. Place of Birth: Cardiff
5. Zodiac Sign: Leo
6. Male or female: Male
7. Grade: High School n Sum College
8. School: Llanedryn High
9. Occupation: Grocery Assistant
10. Residence: Wales
11. MSN Screen Name: skippy220@hotmail.co.uk

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Colour: Black / Brown
13. Hair Length: Shortish
14. Eye colour: Blue
15. Weight: 13 Stone
17. Braces? No
18. Glasses? Yes ( Only Driving n Reading Though )
19. Piercings: No
20. Tattoos: Yes
21. Righty or Lefty: Right

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Can't Remeber Got Loads
23. First Award: Swimming
24. First Sport You Joined: Football
25. First pet: Hamster
26. First Real Vacation: Spain
27. First Concert: Aint Been 2 One
28. First Love: Would Rather Forget Her


___ Favourites___

29. Movie: Die Hard 4.0
30. TV programme : Soccer Sunday
31. Colour: Blue
32. Rapper: Eminem
33. Band: H.T.I.D
34. Song Right Now: Wigan Pier - Rain Falls Down
35. best Friends: Gareth , Ryan , Matthew , Jamie
36. Sweets: Pear Drops
37. Sport to Play: Football
38. Restaurant: Hungry Horse
39. Favourite brand: Nike / Donnay
40. Store: JJB Sports
41. School Subject: Maths
42. Animal: Tiger
43. Book: Max Power / Fast Car
44. Magazine: Max Power / Fast Car


___Currently___

46. Feeling: Happy Go Lucky
47. Single or Taken? Single
48. Have a crush: So So
49. Eating: Nope
50. Drinking: Nope
51. Typing: Yes
52. Online? Of Course
53. Listening To: Wigan Pier 49 - Holding Me Kissing Me
54. Thinking About: My Holiday
55. Wanting To: Relax
56. Watching: The Computer Screen
57. Wearing: T-Shirt An Trousers

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids? Defo
59. Want to be married? Yea
60. Careers in Mind: Anything But Working For Tesco's
61. Where do you want to live: Close 2 Friends And Family
62. Car: Dodge Viper

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour: Any
64. Hair length: Don't Mind
65. Eye colour: Any
66. Measurments: Does It Matter
67. Cute or Sexy: Both
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: Both
70. Short or Tall: In The Middle
71. Easygoing or serious: Both
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Both
73. Fatty or Skinny: In The Middle
74. Sensitive or Loud: Both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Both
76. Sweet or Caring: Both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Hesitant 1

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: Yes
79. Had Alcohol : At The Weekends
80. Smoked: Yes
81. Ran Away From Home: Years Ago
82. Broken a bone: Yes
83. Got an X-ray: Yes
84. slapped someone: Punched Yea
85. Broken Someones Heart: Yes
86. Broke Up With Someone: Yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: Maybe
88. Cried At School: No

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: No
90. Miracles: Yes
91. Love At First sight: Yes
92. Ghosts: Yes
93. Aliens: Undiceded
94. Soul Mates: Yes
95. Heaven: Yes n No
96. Hell: Yes n No
97. Angels: Yes n No
98. Kissing on The First Date: Yes
99. Horoscopes: No

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? Yes

An English school teacher explains to her class that she is an england fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are england fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not an engalnd fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a england fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am a wales fan, and proud of it," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a wales fan?" "Because my mum is a wales fan, and my dad is a wales fan, so I'm a wales fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a wales fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were a moron and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?" "Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be an engalnd fan."




young boy approached his grandmother one day and he said to her: "Grandma, I don't want to live at home any more. My mother beats me and my father beats me."
"Well," said his grandmother, "who do you want to live with?"
The boy replied: "I want to live with the english rugby team."
"Why is that?" his grandmother asked. "Because they don't beat anybody"




Pensioners Dai and Will sitting on a park bench, and Dai says to Will: I hope there's rugby up in heaven, Will!
Me too, says Will, cos I'll miss the rugby. Dai goes on to say: I tell you what Will, whoever dies first is to try and get a message back; Months later, Dai passes on, leaving Will to be sitting one day alone on the park bench, when all of a sudden Will hears his name being called: Will, Will, it's me Dai! Remember we spoke about if there was rugby in heaven, I've got good and bad news for you. What's that? says Will. Well, the good news is that there is rugby in heaven. Oh that's great news, but what's the bad news, Dai? Will, you're outside half on Saturday, says Dai.

Roses are red
Wales is Gold
that’s what I am,
you've all been told!

My welsh pride,
I will not hide.
My welsh race,
I will not disgrace.


My welsh people will always stand by,
through thick & thin,
Till' the day we die.

Our welsh flag,
higher than all the rest,
Coz everyone knows,
welshies ARE THE BEST!!

welsh pride is my mind.
welsh blood is my kind.
welsh blood flows hot & true.
So step aside and let me through,

you will live and then you will die,
but if you’re welsh you die with pride