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The Simpsons
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- The Simpsons is an American animated sitcom created by Matt Groening.
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funny quotes from the simpsons!
Homer: Looking at Uruguay on a globe) Hee! hee! Look at this country! You are gay!
Sideshow Bob: By the way I am aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it, so don’t bother pointing that out!
Principal Skinner: Hello Simpson. I'm riding the bus today because mother hid my keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone... She was right to do it.
Comic Book Guy: These "bat" pants have been shredded by the Riddler.
Dry Cleaner: No just your ass.
Comic Book Guy: that’s what i call my ass.
Ralph Wiggum: Me fail English? That’s Impossible
Homer: There's your giraffe little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy
Homer: that’s the spirit.... never give up.
Troy Maclure: Don’t kid yourself Jimmy if a cow had the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
Homer: (meeting the aliens) Please don’t eat me! I have a wife and kids....eat them!
Homer: are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No
Homer: Pork Chops?
Lisa: Dad those all come from the same animal!
Homer: heh heh heh! Ooh yeah right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal
Lionel Hutz: Well he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly" and replace "dog" with "son".
Bart: Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know the birth of Santa.
Lisa: Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known..... then went crazy as a loon.
Moe: Homer, lighten up! You’re making happy hour bitterly ironic!
Principal Skinner: that’s two independent thought alarms in one day. Willy the children are over-stimulated. Remove all coloured chalk from the classrooms.
Bart: There’s only one fat guy that brings us presents and his name aint Santa.
(Marge is dreaming of a man that she likes)
(Lisa starts playing her saxophone)
Marge: Lisa! Stop blowing my sex! I mean blowing your sax!
Marge + Homer come rushing up to the attic to find that Hugo was with Bart)
Homer: Bart! We think we saw Hugo at the airport; he was boarding a plane to Switzerland and........Oh
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Funny Quotes from 'the Simpsons'
Homer: (looking at Urguay on a globe) Hee! hee! look at this country! you are gay!
Principal Skinner: Hello Simpson. I'm riding the bus today because mother hid my keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone... She was right to do it .
Homer: There's your giraffe little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy
Homer: thats the spirit.... never give up.
Homer: are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No
Homer: Pork Chops?
Lisa: Dad those all come from the same animal!
Homer: heh heh heh! ooh yeah right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal
Lionel Hutz: Well he's kinda had it in for me ever since i accidently ran ver his dog. Actually replace "accidently" with "repeatedly" and replace "dog" with "son".
Bart: You know, if it helps Lis; I believe that when you die you come back as an animal. Of course, I'll come back as a butterfly.
Lisa: Whys that?
Bart: Coz no-one ever suspects the butterfly
*Mental Image*: The school is on fire, burnt down and Principal Skinner is being taken away by the olice - "It was the butterfly I tell you - the butterfly!" Bart, as a butterfly, is above them with a petrol can.
*Real life*:
Bart: (laughs evily) No-one ever suspects the butterfly
Bart: Theres only one fat guy that brings us presents and his name aint Santa.1 Comment 337 weeks
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wat wuz yer favorite bit in the simpsons movie?
- the scene when bart skateboards NAKED!!!!!
- the spiderpig bit
- the dog whipping bit
- the alaska scene
- the bit when bart and homer go fishing and homer uses an electric bug zapper to catch the fish
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who is the best simpsons family member?
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homer
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bart
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marge
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lisa
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maggie
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homer
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the simpsons!!!!!! the on that wass on thursdayy wass soo funny!!!!!!!
if u dont like the simpsons then beat it!!! lol oj
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