My Fine is $365.60!

This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is $"..."


*Smoked pot -- $10
*Did acid -- $5
*Ever had sex at church -- $25
*Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
*Had sex with someone on bebo -- $25
*Had sex for money -- $100
*Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
*Vandalized something -- $20
*Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
*Beat up someone -- $20
*Been jumped -- $10
*Cross dressed -- $10
*Given money to stripper -- $25
*Been in love with a stripper -- $20
*Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
*Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
*Ever drive and drank -- $20
*Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
*Used toys while having sex -- $30
*Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
*Went skinny dipping -- $5
*Had sex in a pool -- $20
*Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
*Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
*Cheated on your significant other -- $10
*Masturbated -- $10
*Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
*Done oral -- $5
*Got oral -- $5
*Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
*Stole something -- $10
*Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
*Made a nasty home video -- $15
*Had a threesome -- $50
*Had sex in the wild -- $20
*Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
*Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
*Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
*Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
*Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
*Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
*Went streaking -- $5
*Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
*Been arrested -- $5
*Spent time in jail -- $15
*Peed in the pool -- $0.50
*Played spin the bottle -- $5
*Done something you regret -- $20
*Had sex with your best friend -- $20
*Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
*Had anal sex -- $80
*Lied to your mate -- $5
*Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

•Me only have one ambition, y'know. I only have one thing I really like to see happen. I like to see mankind live together - black, white, Chinese, everyone - that's all.

•Until the philosophy which hold one race superior and another inferior is finally discredited and abandoned...WAR! So that is prophecy, and everyone know that is truth. And it came out of the mouth of Rastafari.

•I don't stand for the black man's side, I don' t stand for the white man's side. I stand for God's side.

•My music will go on forever. Maybe it's a fool say that, but when me know facts me can say facts. My music will go on forever.

•Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

•Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold..

•The good times of today, are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.

•In this bright future you can't forget your past.

•Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds!

•Just can't live that negative way...make way for the positive day!

•The last words he spoke to his son Ziggy were 'Money can't buy life'.

MAORI WHEN....
•You go to the ball with your cousin
•A nice restaurant is an 'all you can eat' place.
•Someone in your family got pregnant at 15.
•A sleeve is a form of tissue for your nose.
•You have to do dishes more than 3 times a day.
•Breakfast is the left over food from last night.
•Your sent to pick watercress for a funeral, 3 o'clock in the morning.
•You organise for a get together at 2 o'clock, and everyone shows up at 5.
•You get a hiding with a jandal/gumboot/chord/spoon
•You can sprint barefoot on sharp rocks.
•You visit cuzzies, and someone's wearing the clothes you left behind last time.
•You and your cousins sit around, and dis everyone who walks past.
•Your brother is over protective of you, then he beats up his missus.
•You have brothers or sisters with different mothers or fathers.
•You give the longest shout outs on the radio.
•You have 6 people in the back seat of the car.
•You go home after school on a Wednesday, and your parents are having a party.
•In a photo, someone's pulling some kind of gang related hand signal.
•Your mum cuts your hair cos you keep getting kutu's.
•Your at a party, and your aunty turns the stereo off then starts playing the guitar.
•You know all the words to 10 guitars.
•You see someone wearing your shoes that went missing at the marae.
•The words 'ow' 'chur' and 'sweet' are part of your vocabulary.
•You go to school to eat the other kids lunch
•You go to school to watch the teacher teach the other kids
•You give the pakeha kid a hiding for calling you dum
•Bullrush was your favourite sport
•You get ur pakeha partner to go rent the flat
•You think ur tribe is the best in the world
•Your dad cuts your hair, gets hoha and leaves the other half for the next day after school!!
•Your older brother makes you cry and your the one who gets a hiding for crying
•All your marbles are ball bearings and you try to pass them off as steelies
•Hello and goodbye is said by raising your eyebrows.
•Your jandals / gumboots are: ur running shoes, ur work shoes, ur flippers and ur going out shoes.
•Your swimming togs are shorts and t-shirt. (and ur in Maui, Hawaii, where all they wear is bikinis).
•You do bombs at the public pools where it says no bombing.
•Brushing your hair is ... just putting on a beanie.
•Your Dad is also your Koro
•You start driving, smoking and drinking when you are in form one
•You're good at touch
•At least one of your relations is a Coconut
•You cant speak Maori but are fluent when you are drunk
•You laugh at everyone who cant sing
•You laugh at everyone who cant dance
•You laugh at everyone who cant do both at the same time
•Your at a party with the guitar and everyone only knows half the words to all the songs u sing
•You go to a party and at least a couple of ur relatives are sleeping on the table
•You go to a party in three days time and its still going
•You go to a party and they start passing round da cowboy hat 4 beers
•You go diving with one flipper
•Playing the spoons is right up there for percussion to the guitar.
•Gumboots, jandals & a swandri are all considered #1's.
•The whanau hangi sacks and baskets get passed down to you
•Rotten foods are a delicacy
•You try the whakapapa/tino rangatiratanga line to get into a public event
you've read this right to the bitter end, because......
•Mäori don't like to miss out on anything.....