Stupid Test
18 or lower means you're not stupid.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[ ] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then
people gave you weird looks.
So far: 4

[X] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 6

[X]You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
So far: 9

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.
[X] You've fallen asleep in class
[X] If someone says "fart" you laugh
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 16

[x] You have eaten a bug
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and
didn't realize it
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand..
So far: 20

[ ] you repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you...??
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far: 23

[X] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[X] The word "umm" is used many times a day.
So far: 25

40 secrets about yourself.
Be honest no matter what.

O1- what is your natural hair color?
Uber dark brown

O2- where is your default picture taken?
my living room

O3- what's your middle name?
us asian folk dont have any.

O4- your current relationship status?
single

O5- does your secret crush like you back?
why must it be a secret?

O6- what is your current mood?
mixture of shit and good

O7- what color underwear are you wearing?
Majenta and charcoal

O8- what makes you happy?
dancing, my friends, music, art & beautiful things

1O- if you could go back in time and change something, what you would change?
Theres way too much.

11- if you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
a cat. Or bird.

12- ever had a near death experience?
few times.

13- something you do a lot?
think

14- the song stuck in your head?
Kids - MGMT.

16- name someone with the same birthday as you?
Claudia Schiffer, supermodel babeface.

17- when was the last time you cried?
The other night.

18- have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Can;t remember

19- if you could have one super power what would it be?
its a toss up between flying and mind reading

2O- what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
face, bone structure, arse, hands. Basically everything cause I analyse like a bitch

21- what do you usually order from starbucks?
I usually don't do starbucks.. but doubleshot latte with cream.

22- what's your biggest secret?
Vibrating banana... ahem

23- favorite colour?
Purple, black, white, red.

25- do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
Ren and Stimpy?

26- what are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Peppermint tea with extracts of aloe and green tea

27- do you speak any other language?
Cantonese, some manderin and japanese

28- what's your favourite smell?
Armani Code for men, Jean Paul Gaultier MaDAME.

29- if you could describe your life in one word what would it be?
a mixture of shit and good.

3O- when was the last time you gave/received a hug?
Wednesday night.

31- have you ever kissed in the rain?
yes

32- what are you thinking about right now?
I need to pee/shower

33- what should you be doing?
men. one in particular

34- what was the last thing that made you upset/angry?
a situation with men.

35- how often do you pray?
oh yeah all the time.. um NO

36- do you like working in the garden?
as much as I love flowers, no thanks.

37- if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
one that sounds cool

38- do you act differently around your crush?
I dont really have a crush?

39- name one song that reminds you of someone special?
alot of songs.

4O- who was the last person to make you cry?
Me

How excite - 02/07/08