Ewan The Magician

That sound you hear? Bebo's death knell.

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Ewan The Magician
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  • männlich, 20, Herzchen 64
  • von Edinburgh/Elgin
  • Ich bin Mit jemand zusammen
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  • Mitglied seit: November 2006
  • Zuletzt aktiv: 6 Tage her
  • www.bebo.com/The_HW_Magician

Über mich

Motto
Amor est vitae essentia
Ich über mich
We are no longer the Knights who say Ni (Ni!) shh! We are now the Knights who say Ekkyekkypertangziopboingmumbl
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My name is Ewan and I used to blow things up.

I also do magic. See me perform regularly at Heriot-Watt University Student Union on Fridays.


*Studying Biological Sciences (Bsc) at Heriot-Watt University*

- I'm not crazy, I'm a sane person trapped in a lunatic's body.

- I would help the homeless but they're never in.

- To you, I'm a heretic, but to God, I'm the loyal opposition.

- I would help the poor but they don't pay me enough.

- http://assortedworks.bebo.com
Music
Breaking Benjamin, REM, Runrig, Capercaillie (seen them twice, once at Findhorn, once at Duff House) , Glen Miller, Chris Rea, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Genesis, Blazing Fiddles, Bruce MacGregor, Evanescence, Buckcherry, Bullet For My Valentine, Maximo Park, Dos Gringos, The Storys, Three Days Grace, Grendel.
Films + T.V.
Rome, Monty Python, Blackadder, Lord of the Rings, Torchwood, Sea of Souls, QI, Family Guy, Top Gun.
Sports
Tennis, running, archery, shooting, ballroom dancing, hunting (rifle/bow), rowing, fencing.
Likes
The rain. Night. Stars. Sunsets. People who like you for who you are. Honesty. Manners. Loyalty.
Dislikes
Dishonesty. Cliques. Lack of common courtesy/manners.
Quote
"Why are you hitting me?"

"I'm trying to hypnotise you"

"Oh ok then"

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    • The Sith Code

      Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
      Through passion, I gain strength.
      Through strength, I gain power.
      Through power, I gain victory.
      Through victory, my chains are broken.
      The Force shall set me free.

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    • Computers do what now?

      My dad works with someone who isn't very computer literate. On the back of his office door is a list of computer words and phrases as this person would understand them (Incorrect spelling and grammar is intentional).

      Log On - Makin' the stove hotter

      Log Off - Coolin' er down

      Monitor - Keepin' an eye on 'er

      Download - Gitten the farwood off'n the truck

      Mega Hertz - When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood

      Floppy Disk - Whutcha git from tryin ta tote too much farwood

      RAM - That thar thang what splits farwood

      Hard Drive - Gitten home in the winter time

      Windows - Whut ta shut when its cold outside

      Screen - Whut ta shut when its black fly season

      Byte - Whut dem dang flys do

      Chip - Munchies fer the TV

      Micro-Chip - Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag

      Modem - Whutcha do ta the hay fields

      Dot Matrix - Dot Coms name after she got hitched ta Dan Matrix

      Laptop - Whar the kittie naps

      Keyboard - What ya hang the dang truck keys on

      Software - Them thar plastic forks 'n knifes

      Mouse - Whut eats the grain in the barn

      Mouse Pad - Thats jes hippie talk fer where the mouse lives

      Mainframe - Hold up the barn roof

      Port - Fancy schmantcie flatlander wine

      Enter - Duh! How ya git in the house

      Click - Whut ya hear when ya cock yer gun

      Double-Click - Whut ya hear when ya REALLY mean bizness

      Reboot - Whut ya have ta do right before bedtime when ya have ta go ta the outhouse.

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    • Pimp My Cardinals

      A new show has just been created (I ordained again).

      BEHOLD!!

      PIMP MY CARDINALS!!!


      Here is an excerpt from the show -

      "I give praise to almighty God and to the Pope for all His wonderful bounty.....................SMAK DAT BITCH!! DAT BE GOOOD SHIT MA MAIN DEITY UP DER IN DA CLOUDY HOOD"


      More to follow.

      0 Kommentare 811 Tage

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    Which Warhammer 40,000 Race Are You?


    Dark Eldar

    "Spawned in the darkest pits of the universe, the piratical Eldar are a curse upon all races of the galaxy. for untold thousands of years they have preyed upon us, stealing forth from the shadows and dark places on their raids of terror and violence; massacring or capturing all those whose paths they cross. That they are utterly evil and inhuman is without question."

    The Dark Eldar are a piritical and sadistic race, a plague opun all races of the galaxy. They become scavangers of battlefields, rounding up the injured and taking them to the impossible realm of Commorragh, to be tortured for all eternity.
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    What type of warrior are you?

    My result is: Knight

    when its time to fight for the holy lands, you gather your minstrals, grab your battle axe, and head to the fields. Knights are brave and heroic, and take down killer bunnies with holy hand grenades. sweet
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    What Weapon Best Suits Your Personality?

    My result is: Saber

    If you're looking for an elegant yet practical weapon, a Saber is the way to go. Hold it in one hand, and do your much desired fighting pose to look like you actually know what you're doing. When the job is done, point it towards your fallen opponent and return it to its sheath - with style! Perfect for those who want to look good when killing.
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    • The Hive
      The Hive

      This Thursday October 15th is Silent Headphone Disco!! Thursdays have gone a bit bangers & mashed - our new student night has got off to a fine start with packed bodies each week, and cut up boys (ministry of sound) recently playing. Details on our profile.

      Bargain? Room 1: Electro/R&B/Chart. Room2: Embarassing Cheese/Eighties/Classic Rock&Retro Hits. Bangin\'? 1.50 DRINKS / 2.00 SHOTS / 7.50 PITCHERS all night

      Check the sexy beasts we call regulars & sign up for details at clubhive.co.uk - guestlisters wanted - get paid to invite your mates to our nights!

      As ever.. Fridays remains Misfits: Twisted alt. disco of indie/electro/pop/rock. 1.50 drinks.

      2009-10-12 21:11:59

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    • Alan Ashworth
      Alan Ashworth

      Ewan you Berk!!!!
      I've been trying to get hold of you!!!!
      Ok, I texted you the once but still!!!!
      you Berk!!!

      8 Wochen her
    • Carly
      Carly

      It was as lively as normal ;-)

      I'm still trying to convince someone to drive me up to Elgin so I can kidnap you ;-)

      If you're back in September, that's after my birthday :-(

      25 Wochen her
    • Carly
      luv Carly

      Hello sweetie :-)

      Missed you not being there on Sunday :-/ When are you coming back?

      TTFN,
      Carly

      25 Wochen her
    • Toasty.
      Toasty.

      Yo, just chillin, usually at the venue between classes for a panini.
      That or I cant be assed going to uni in the first place.

      Toasty.

      32 Wochen her
    • Stephen Gillan
      Stephen Gillan

      yeah am good,u?could you e-mail me yours,toastys and studmuffins mobile numbers, I lost my mobile. I'm still up for gettin the old flat back together.

      32 Wochen her
    • Toasty.
      Toasty.

      Yeah it is. Goddamn its boring. Lost all motivation. Heh. How is it for ye atm?

      32 Wochen her
    • Mr Happy Hour
      Mr Happy Hour

      sayin min

      long tym no speak

      howz u?

      wb

      36 Wochen her
    • Laura L
      Laura L

      hey hey how it going?
      x

      37 Wochen her
    • The Hive
      The Hive

      NEW THURSDAYS!
      BIG CHEESE DJS (Potterow)
      Current chart, classic cheese, and student anthems.
      STUPID CHEAP 1.50 DRINKS PROMOS ALL NIGHT.
      ***GET ON THE ON THE PARTY BUS**
      Full info and details on our profile.

      Preview Party: This Thursday 19th.
      Launch: Thurs 26th Feb

      1.50 SPIRIT AND MIXER... ALL NIGHT
      1.50 SHOOTERS... ALL NIGHT
      2 DOUBLE VODKA + MIXER... ALL NIGHT
      2 VODKA RED BULL... ALL NIGHT
      2 JAGERBOMBS.... ALL NIGHT
      2 BEERS... ALL NIGHT
      2.50 HOUSE DOUBLES... ALL NIGHT
      3.00 DOUBLE VODKA AND RED BULL... ALL NIGHT
      PITCHERS FROM 6
      2 FOR 1 COCKTAILS BEFORE 12

      Say hello. :)


      ...
      lw

      39 Wochen her
    • Alan Ashworth
      Alan Ashworth

      BUT I'M HOT!!!

      41 Wochen her
    • Alan Ashworth
      Alan Ashworth

      I'll send you the number through a private message, don't want to go posting it on the interweb!!!

      Sorry it took a week to get back to you, I've not been on bebo in about three months!!!!!

      I'm not going to be back home home due to having to work and work not paying me the right amount.

      BUT there is a crazy, crazy party going on at mine on new year, short notice, I know but we only decided we were having one this afternoon, please come!! BRING TRICKS!!!!!

      46 Wochen her
    • Toasty.
      Toasty.

      First today.
      Chinese.
      Have 4 exams in 3 days. Its pretty crap.

      Toasty.

      49 Wochen her
    • Georgie Lowen
      Georgie Lowen

      Yo Biatch!!!!! I am catching up with ppl that I havent chatted to in a while.

      How are you doing?

      xxxxx

      50 Wochen her
    • Toasty.
      Toasty.

      You too niggs.

      Dreading physics tbh.

      Toasty,

      50 Wochen her
    • Tasha Mcdougall
      Tasha Mcdougall

      a new trick? will i need to know where my nearest fire exit is before you show it to me or is it a simple card trick? x

      52 Wochen her
    • Tasha Mcdougall
      Tasha Mcdougall

      i like the second one better. out of interest how far away were those mountains? x

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    • Tasha Mcdougall
      Tasha Mcdougall

      lol look forward to it. yes the canteen opposite from L4 at 4.45. ive written it down just so i remember trying to have a better life day tomorrow.

      doing an essay on conformity or least trying to. have possibly watched 6 hours of green wing today whilst still managing to spend almost 2 hours in the library doing an assessment. may have found a balance between work and green wing lol.

      x

      52 Wochen her
    • Tasha Mcdougall
      Tasha Mcdougall

      tiny bit patronising as well.

      how bowt at the canteen? at 4.45?

      x

      53 Wochen her
    • Tasha Mcdougall
      Tasha Mcdougall

      i had to do that yesterday was so ace havng full cupboards. im free any time after 4 tomorrow fter netball training. oh that sounds cool. you finished ur comment with a big word slightly confused now lol. have fun at asda.

      x

      53 Wochen her