1. You once used Wella Plum mousse or Sun-in in your hair that you thought it was totally original and highly stylish.

2. You owned a compilation tape with top tunes such as "Mr.Vain", What is love" and "Rhythm is a dancer"

3. You owned a pair of Nike Air Max.

4. You wore plastic dummies around your neck, the bigger and more luminous the better

5. You owned a Benneton/NafNaf jumper

6. You went away and returned with a hair braid

7. You owned scrunchies in array of colours

8. You remember when Blur were better than Oasis.(never)

9. You went to or dreamed about going to a smash hits concert

10.You remember when sweet valley high was a book

11.10p crisps! e.g. Meanies, Wheelies

12.Levi 501's

13.Captain planet, James Bond junior and Sharkie and George crime busters of the sea!

14.Puffa jackets

15.Impulse body spray

16.You remember life before alco-pops

17.Don't forget your toothbrush with Chris Evans

18.You had at least one troll

19.You know the dance to the Macarena and Saturday night

20.You believed 2 unlimited died in a car crash (they didn't)

21.You watched Baywatch and longed for the day that Eddie and Shauna got together.

22.Swatch Pop watches, your friend could show you the time from at least 20 feet away

23.You owned a Mood ring

24.You went into the Body shop to put on vanilla or white musk perfume

25.Black velvet hair bands with a puffy bit on top

26.Shell Suits and Bum Bags

27.Count Duckula and Trap door

28.Black velvet chokers with a little pendant hanging from them

29.You longed to live in Beverly Hills 90210

30.Fruit shaped and scented soaps that usually came from a body shop basket you got for your birthday !

31.Waistcoats on girls

32.You couldn't listen to Salt 'n' Pepa around your parents

33.Fruit salads and Black jacks

34.Who framed Roger Rabbit?

35.Ear cuffs/Muffs

36.You wore leggings with 'slouch' socks pulled up (and slouched down)over your leggings.

37.You wore ankle boots to complete the look.

38.You had a 'bob' hairstyle.

39.All you did on Saturday was watch 'Live and Kicking'. Then, 'Clarissa'.

40.During the summer of '95 you had a farmer tan.

41.You had those Kellogg's chicken reflector things on your bike spokes. One of your wheels may or may not also have been covered with a plastic 'hubcap' with luminous prints on it.

42.You had an Addidas tracksuit.If u were really cool,u had the one with the reversed colours for top and bottoms

43.You owned a pair of rip-offs/tear-aways

44.The only jewelry you could wear was gold and from Argos

45.You sported shag bracelets X 35 on BOTH arms

46.Remember sticking the tongues out of your LA gear runner-boots??!?!

47.And wearing cycling shorts.....with the above mentioned runner-boots.

48.AND remember playing elastics?

49.Remember dying to get one of those check spaghetti strap dresses with a white body top inside.

50."Line dancing" was in for about 2 seconds

51.XWorks jeans, Eclipse Jeans

52.L.A. Gear(the ones with lights)

53.Thinking Shane and Angel were the coolest couple ever.

54.Girls suddenly supporting Man Utd cos they fancied Ryan Giggs and Lee Sharpe

55.Scchhhwiiiing !!

56.Aaaaaanimal

57.Spaceman,I always wanted u 2 go,into space maaaaaaan........

58.Cruchos [American Hotdog flavour] crisps-now they were a treasure of the '90's

59.Gameboys

60.Nintendo in general.Who was ur fave??Mario or Luigi?!?!?!?

61.POGS...million's upon billions of feckin' cardboard circles

62.Snappers [for one's wrist]

63.Stretch Armstrong[also had Fetch Armstrong,his trusty pet dog]

64.Tamagotchi's [the bain of parents everywhere]

65.Boom boom booooom,let me hear u say WAAY-OH ...that was some feckin' crin

THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your mobile and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

10)Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and, exits with the passengers.

11)Ask, "Did you feel that?"

12)Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

13)When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

14)Swat at flies that don't exist.

15)Tell people that you can see their aura.

16)Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

17)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

1 Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

19)Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

20)Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

21)Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

22)Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

23)Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

24)Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!"

25)When anyone gets in to the lift ask them "Are you Ken Greer?"

26)Ask other passengers if they wanna buy a Darragh Folk CD

27)Say "Does anyone mind if I fart?"

2 When someone gets out of the lift say loudly "You ARE the weakest link, goodbye"

1. Men are like ...Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like ...Bananas....The older they get, the less firm they
are.
3. Men are like ...Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ...Blenders... You need one, but you're not quite
sure why.
5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials.... You can't believe all they say.
7. Men are like ...Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2
off.
8. Men are like ...Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to
mature.
9. Men are like ...Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
10. Men are like ...Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.
11. Men are like ...Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
12. Men are like ...Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the
rest are handicapped.