So, I bore easily, and I get sick of having this list lying around at the top my page on account of it being long and same-y, but then it all comes full circle and I feel kinda naked NOT having this list in the films section. There's probably a name for this type of crazy. Meanwhile. The solution, I'm just going to leave the fucker tucked away all the ways down here in the blog where it's not all up in my grill begging me to delete it only to have its absence beg me to rewrite it days later.

Hah. I win. ... 0_o

Films
Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Darjeeling Limited, Lost in Translation, Iceberg, Amelie, Delicatessen, Sabrina, Leon, Palindromes, Time Bandits, Jabberwocky, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Sin City, Desperado, Once upon a Time in Mexico, Kill Bill(s), True Romance, Man on Wire, Love Me if You Dare, 24 Hour Party People, Control, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Better Off Dead, The Quiet American, The Princess Bride, Fargo, Blood Simple, O Brother Where Art Thou, Magnolia, Nora, Once Upon a Time in America, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, The Last King of Scotland, The Life of Brian, The Meaning of Life & Holy Grail, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, Abre Los Ojos, All About My Mother, Bad Education, Volver...

"The world is starving and look at the size of the rollers she has in her hair."

"The Ramones. They were around in my time. They were three black girls..."

"Speaking metaphorically. I used to do that. What is it?"

"Electric Picnic. Wouldn't I love to go to that. You'd have... electric sandwiches and sausages."

"Birds have a third sense about where bread is, don't they."
"A third sense?"
"Yeah. They only have two, walking and flying."

"Look at her with "Princess" on her bag. Who does she think she is."- re. a little girl at the airport with a Disney princesses bag.

"I can't believe yous two have a song. About working in a hospital." -Re. Me and Finn having "On Call" by Kings of Leon as "our song"!

"What's a horse's calf called? A scrout?"

"Borris-in-Ossory... should be called Borris-in-Offaly."

"Richard Gere is banned from Tibet?!" - re. Harrison Ford, who IS banned from Tibet

"I axed you a quexstion!"

"What's the plural of 'genitalia'? 'Genitalium'?"
-No... It's like 'sheep': sheep/sheep...."
"So, if you were talking about sheep genitalia... no-one'd know WHAT was going on."

"Scumming on the Luas is a thrill-seeker's last frontier!"

"D'you think I could catch this euro in my mouth?"
-" - - Your children will actually have NO chance."
"...What if I gave them this euro and they invested it wisely?"

"Would ya look at those girls! (tut tut) Ah here, they're only out of the pram and they have a pram themselves"- re. two kids pushing a toy pram on the pavement

"Treachery is afoot and I am the leg!"

"T.S. Eliot stabbed himself to death!" - re. Elliot Smith

"I'm vulnerable, like a peeled carrot... but this peeled rabbit's got TEETH!"

"He got married to her secretly-"
-"You mean she didn't know about it, like?"

"They're making a prequel AND a sequel to 300..."
-"299 and 301, then, yeah?"

"The name's Darren, but you can call me Big D." - to the two little kids Shannon was babysitting, much to their surprise.

[Playing the band game] Darn- "Can't say The La(')s..."
Joe- "That was the last nail in the coffin!"
Darn- "HAHAHAHA! The La(')s nail in the coffin, I get it!"

John- "They called their new baby girl Ella. So they have Sam, and Ella."
(Darren laughs appreciatively, then realises no-one else is laughing.)
"...They seriously called their kids Salmonella?"

Me: (re. metabolism boosters) "Or you can get yourself some sea kelp tablets."
Darren: HAHAHAHA! Just "get yourself some Seek Help tablets"!

- To me after I did a running jump and landed on him- "Aaagh! Gerroff me! You ARE heavy, you're NOT my brother!"

Darren: "I have a kernel of hatred in me for *******..."
Me- We're Colonel Hatred and... Captain Distaste?"
Darren- No, General Distaste!
(both in knots laughing)
Darren: You can't digest Colonel Hatred!

(Watching Franz Ferdinand at Electric Picnic)
Me- Wow, the bassist looks so uncomfortable.
Darren- Because he's trying too hard to be comfortable?
Me- No, it's because all of his clothes are too small for him.

Some hostel girl in Berlin to Darren: What time is it?
Darren: It's ugly time, for you!
(to much applause and the ruination of her whole life)

Darren: Ah, look, I parked in between two Renault Meganes.
Me: You made a Meganewich!

Darren: The lead singer from Keane went to rehab, you know. Remember he had that drink that time.

"What's your favourite type of pain? Acute?"

[Via text] Darren: D'you want the good news or the bad news?
Me: The good.
- I'm driving home now!
- Yay! And the bad?
- I've got no arms.