"Ide be allowed to if she let me!"
BRAINS
"I refuse to believe we have missed the bus!"
"Shut up ya mongoose!"
"Ohoho look its an emo wobbely head...someone hit him!"
"Get out of the way FRANK"
"Drunk as a skunk bah"
"YOUR MAKING IT WORSE!!"
"Ahhhh you like a wee bit of the gurffle"
"Im going to climb into an tomato and roll to oblivion"
"come in the car and ill give ya a wee sweetie"
"awk its nice"
steaming at life.org/asshole
"you so far in the closet bitch..you findin Narnia"
"Shut up and eat your corn johnboy"
"IM SO EMO I CAN DANCE"

Mum-"Your not wearing that out go change"
Me-"Why whats wrong with it???"
Mum- "You look like some sort of.....Creature of the DEEP!"
Me-"....wow............thanks mummy......"

*Watching Batman*
Emmet-"Hey could you pass me a soother its sore talking in this anoying deep voice all the time"
Me- "Excuse me while i go sandpaper my throat"

Emmet- "You could of stopped me!"
Amy-"So.....?"

(Drunk)
Emmet- "Are you pissed off with me just tell me!"
Me-"No..."
Emmet-"Amy tell me the truth i know when your lying! why are u pissed off with me?"
Me- "Im not pissed off with you, fuck off!" *Walks away*

(me talking to aidan)
"Im not drunk!
ive had
2 bottles of lambrini
a quater bottle of Goldschläger
a bottle of smirnoff ice
a quater bottle of vodka
3 cans of carlsberg....
And
Im very Drunk"

"Oh no our car has broken down in the middle of no where!"
"Im just gonna go into this creepy abandoned house and take a shower in the basement"

Me-"Wouldnt it be cool if you could paint a house!?"
Olivia-"Amy.....what the fuck....you can paint a house"
Me-"No i didnt mean like that...ill just be quiet"
Olivia-"Fucking retard"

Sarah: AMEY IF YOU HAD 2 MINS TO LIVE, WHAT WOULD YOU DO???
Amey: GET NAKED AND MAKE A SANDWICH...!

WERE ALL SELF-HARMING, ALCOHOLIC...DYKES!

Amy-:that guys got something under his coat
Cian-yeahh, a bottle of vodka, sub machine gun and no regrets
Amy-.....

Me-"Teachers are like faces"
Olivia-"........WHAT?"


Everyone-"This is worse than the time Amy tried to fit in"

" Hes a monster singer, he sings like a creature hell yah!"

Olivia-"Stick your finger in there and lick the cream"
......................
LMFAO

The book did it!


A m y says:
awh its all gone....
[i][b][c=#00FFFF]Olivia [/c=9][/b][/i] says:
welll that what get when u eat it

Olivia-"how do u do cartwheel??"
Me- "I dont know.....I thought u could do cartwheel"
Olivia-"i dont know how to do cartwheel...maybe....*runs and falls* nope...."

Henris takin the piss out of the point accent
"thurs the bur with the hur over thur in the squr"
translation :
theres the bear with the hair over there in the square

me talkin to decky:
"me n him break up and shes in ther faster than a pedo in a un watched playskool!"

Me in school
Mrs. Corkey- "straighten yourself up! this is school not a friday night disco"
Me- "I dont go out on fridays and if i did it wouldnt be to a disco!"
*walks on*

teacher- Why havent you done your homework
A hungover Amy- I WAS OUT


Me and olivia- "Awh hes such a guy though!"

Mrs conners- "Your wearing Far too much makeup"
Me- "No im not.... you are"

Form teacher- "How come you were off"
Me- "Aye i was ditchin"
Form teacher- "WHAT!?"
Me- ".....I was sick"