Celeste

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O mnie

Motto
Do not go gentle into that good night...
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
wait, what?


I've heard this life is overrated
But i hope it gets better as we go



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◄Films & TV►
►My Best Friends Wedding, Pulp Fiction, The Shawshank Redemption, Edward Scissorhands, Bridget Jones, Meet the Fockers, the Naked Gun (all of them pure brilliance), The Departed, The Terminal, Little Miss Sunshine, The Pursuit of Happiess, Casino, Rounders, Stardust, Batman Begins, Anchorman, The 40 year old virgin, Lord of the Rings, Bedknobs and Broomsticks (fav childhood film ever!), ►CSI, Criminal Minds, Greys Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Fraiser, America's Next Top Model (i love the bitchiness of it!)
◄Scared Of►
LEECHES, spiders, cliffs, being in a car that's going really fast, failing college, me when im drunk (some people would know what i mean by this), public transport (mainly the 33 bus), people that dont wash their hands after the toilet!!!
◄Happiest When►
Out with friends in general wherever that is (usually the pub), finishing stuff that i dreaded doing! doing anything (well almost anything) that's involved with drama, in a really giddy mood and can't stop laughing at something completely stupid, and laughing so hard that my side hurts! noticing silly little co-incidences! in a silly drunken mood, having a laugh in work with some deadly work people! (i wouldn't be there if it weren't for the people), watching films!
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Things Celeste must avoid
►Having a lasercard while wondering around "the street" in work.
►Accessive amounts of alcohol when already drunk.
►Any shop that has the word "sale" on it's windows.....
►Being nice to weirdo's (you've got to be cruel to them to be kind to yourself!)
►Her phone when drunk
►People who annoy her....they make her cranky!

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    • a few quick ones

      Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud
      Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles
      Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

      Here I sit in misty vapour in a shithouse with no paper
      I have no time to sit and linger watch out asshole here comes finger.

      What is the difference between a sin and shame?
      It's a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out.

      Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
      The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
      "No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"

      Q. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
      A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

      Q. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?
      A. Because its finger licking good!

      Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
      A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!

      Q. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs ???......
      A. A clit around the ear and a flap across the face

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    • Irish Ghost Story

      This story happened a while ago in Dublin , and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, its said to be true!!!!!
      John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm.

      The night was rolling on and no car went by.. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door.. only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on .



      The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of no where through the window and turned the wheel. John, paralysed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him.



      Shortly thereafter John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength, he jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had.



      A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realized he was crying and....wasn't drunk.




      Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the dark and stormy night. They, like John, were also soaked and out of breath. Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other...




      "Look Paddy.....there's that idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it!!!!"

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    • Murphy's Law

      >If anything can go wrong, it will

      >If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong

      >Nothing is as easy as it looks.

      >Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

      >Every solution breeds new problems.

      >A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage.

      >You will always find something in the last place you look.

      >The other line always moves faster.

      >Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

      >If you want something bad enough, chances are you won't get it.

      >Great ideas are never remembered and dumb statements are never forgotten.

      >Traffic is inversely proportional to how late you are, or are going to be.

      >A knowledge of Murphy's Law is no help in any situation.

      >If you apply Murphy's Law, it will no longer be applicable.

      >A person without values or standards can never be a hypocrite.

      >When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them.

      >If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

      >Anyone who isn't paranoid simply isn't paying attention.

      >Common Sense Is Not So Common.

      >The two most abundant things in all the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

      >The person ahead of you in the queue, will have the most complex transaction possible.

      >You can't expect the unexpected, otherwise there would be no need for the word unexpected.

      >You're only lost if you admit it.

      >When things are going right, you won't notice.

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    reading twilight....t'is good!

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    Taurus

    Your positive traits: You tend to stick with relationships - through the good and the bad. You are a great listener and tend to give valuable advice. Cautious and careful, you never jump in recklessly... saving yourself from heartbreak.

    Your negative traits: Money is very important to you, so much so that it's a cause of arguments in relationships. If your lover isn't loyal or attentive enough to you, your eyes start to wander...
    You tend to keep things inside - so your partner may not know when or why you're upset.

    Your ideal partner: Is stable, serious, and ready to be committed to you. Is successful and able to provide you with the lifestyle you crave. A true romantic, who is willing to express their desire for your heart.

    Your dating style: Comfortable and traditional. You'd love to have a nice meal at a cozy restaurant.

    Your seduction style: Love comes first for you before you'd even think of intimacy. Traditional: you're not a cold fish - but you're not into kink either. Pleasing. You always make sure that your partner is having a good time.

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    • Emma Maguire
      luv Emma Maguire

      Ah just havin or should i say had a good weekend. was in a great mood. so how's you?

      17 tygodni temu przez Komórka
    • Máiréad Dunphy
      Máiréad Dunphy

      HEY CEL,WATS CRACKLING WITH YA, N E GANDER FOR ME???XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

      21 tygodni temu
    • Leanne Daniel
      Leanne Daniel

      what can i say im jst dat gud :D

      24 tygodnie temu
    • Leanne Daniel
      Leanne Daniel

      1 CARPET BURN TO UR SPINE CUMIN UP :D

      25 tygodni temu
    • Caroline F
      luv Caroline F

      but a nice one!!:)

      26 tygodni temu
    • Sandra Burns
      luv Sandra Burns

      hey celeste, did you have a good bday nite out after i left??? hope so. I found your card today so il have to drop it into your house during the week...
      XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

      27 tygodni temu
    • Emma Maguire
      luv Emma Maguire

      enjoyed our shopping muchos......must do it again....did the nails last long???

      27 tygodni temu
    • Máiréad Dunphy
      luv Máiréad Dunphy

      Hey dahl how was the bday??? really sorry i couldnt make it.did you have a good nite, belated bday love XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

      28 tygodni temu
    • Mark F
      luv Mark F

      ADDA BOY ha ha im delight u got tha all in 1 there celeste, its ma new book buz word, glad my 2nd home is goin gud water d flowers for me wont ya, is d lady ok who wacked her face? begique is very nice mwisur, a like it very much, d poo nany is so devilish :L O AN A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U, hope u had a gr8t night yeah, my c u d wkend wen im home ya never no xx

      28 tygodni temu
    • Andrea Stafford
      Andrea Stafford

      I found you,I think.........

      28 tygodni temu
    • Marcia Neenan
      luv Marcia Neenan

      spose that comment came a bit too late for me to see lol! sorryyyy hope it was gud!

      28 tygodni temu
    • JD
      JD

      aye she did, dunno if ill be goin tbh

      28 tygodni temu przez Komórka
    • Sam Twamley
      luv Sam Twamley

      Have some love for your sucky swing week and your random night!!!
      Roll on dinner and dancing Sat night!! :) :)

      28 tygodni temu
    • Andrea Stafford
      luv Andrea Stafford

      Its xchucklesx,whats yours?xxxx

      29 tygodni temu
    • Bernie Tansey
      Bernie Tansey

      wat?????? i got off for ur birthdat goin t be epic :)

      29 tygodni temu
    • Mark F
      Mark F

      heya Celeste BABY how u doin good i hope yes. how is my 2nd home translate your job, everything goin good ya?

      missin u loads to hun, miss our laffs :L im home may 15th 4 2 days might c u then if ur in wrk or even when off, SURE DIS IS ISH. :L i miss my job. how do u do a sad face ting on dis computer?

      im home in augusto fow good eye x x x x

      30 tygodni temu
    • Emma Maguire
      luv Emma Maguire

      yes its a miricale in a roundy pot......seriously hides puffy morning eyes!!!! and it makes your eye shadow last longer too! i just wish it hid the oul black bags!!!!

      30 tygodni temu
    • Emma Maguire
      luv Emma Maguire

      im disappointed with the foundation i bought....put it on and an hour later it was just gone.....i looked like i had'nt washed my face in about ten years....on the up side,LOVING my eye shadow...

      30 tygodni temu
    • Gary Smith
      Gary Smith

      I am back 2m!!

      31 tygodni temu
    • Mark F
      luv Mark F

      wat up yow huh wat yow at 2naaight, dis iz yow main man marko sanchez tat misses yow big time = so how are u celeste feelin and keepin good i hope ya ya. any gos to d ip gossip, xxx

      31 tygodni temu