Am tellin ye,e was a big bugger,his fangs wer d size a me baby finger nail, ye dnt want a bit af him like.
I no, but wen ur gone ye always fink ur missin out wen reali ye aint.
Gota job n an irish bar,its gona b flat out nxt wk as its indie week, which is a big race week, we all av d wear jim beam outfits.Mattys collecting glasses 2.
Juz luked at mattys msg d ye about tightin d rails.....e still hasnt e came n d otha mornin at 6,him n 2irish fellas sat out drinkin jd's,went d mackys d's(surprise surprise)n lay at d beach eatin dem.
Drunk ye wer plastered hehe.Wer meetin up wi dondy n tube nxt wk, dar cumin dwn d us n surfers.

You can chat, saw u on utopia website an u looked stoven lol. Im just not as white as i was in them pics now lol. Aye we had a few mad nights around the camp fire so far, some crack, you'd luv it out here man. Partyin nearly every night tho we have 2 tightin the reigns abit now, very sore on the pocket drinkin all the time. Chat soon kido.

Yes kiddo, avin a ball aye, headed dwn south so it aint as warm nw, wer n brisabne n headin dwn d surfers paradise on munday back d the beach.
E z u shud eat ur own words coz dares a real gud n a u n utopia, lukin rather pissed2,mohaha.
Aye sur we did dat n frazer island, d aborigine guy came dwn n danced n sang songs4 us, n played d digeri do.
Did ye c me picture of d big huntman spider,ye otta seen d fangs on dat cunt day wer huge.
Ne craic about d derg??

I hope that package arrived in belfast this morning?! thanks for waiting on it, I dont care if it never gets there tho

How are u Kyle Law?

Next Sat 26 September we have a Cops and Robbers Night @ Utopia.....hope to see u there.

Utopia Has Talent starts in October. So Kyle Law if u fancy yourself as a bit of an entertainer then this may be for u. Send us a private mail for details on how to enter.

Next month Utopia is 10 years old. We are celebraring with a full weekend of fun, frolics and good old fashioned craic.

Friday 9 October Scotlands finest Jesse Garron appears in his only Northern Ireland appearance this year.

Saturday 10 October Massive Birthday Celebration. Street entertainers, stilt walkers, fire eaters and corona promotion.

Sunday 11 October Entertainment in the Snug with the Pritchard Brothers. Free buffet for customers old and new.

Don't forget all the footy shown on our large screens.

Kyle Law hope to see u soon!!!!

God your gettin into this fitness in a big way lad. Your def gettin close to him, he wont like it wen you overtake him lol. Wen you doin the triathlon? Gona look for work when i get down to brisbane, prob take a couple of weeks to get down because we're going to magnetic island tomoro for two days. Then we're going sailing for three days, an jus play it by ear from there. Anyway kid, catch you later cause the sun and swimmin pools callin me lol.

Very funny shithead. I've had 2 big mac meals since i came lol. How did u get on in the run? Not b long 2 ur runnin the full marathon forest lol!! Nothin strange at hme? Me ancles swole up from the burin and i had factor 30 on. Must have missed that spot when i was puttin it on lol.

Alryt there, aw he landed safe n sound he's wi me nw.He's only coming round from the jetlag ryt enough. We wer at the beach yday put on factor 30 n fried , went d bed lnyt finkin we ad sunstroke. Matty spotted a macky d's sign sayin 4min, half an hr n d the wlk e realized it meant 4min drive, we wer well sickened lol, didnt even get one n d end up. January would b a great time d cum out,would b wile warm!Wat ye get up d at the wkend, any wrecking?

Alryt kiddo,
avin a ball!!Aye e arrives n 6hrs,id say he'l b nakerooed tho,think his flight is 15hr's then we av anotha 8d cairns!!Aye i will ndeed,think e took my laptop wi him!!Aww ye did nat,by d sounds a it they ada blast hehe!!U n ur da nat got ne flights booked yet!!Jez Singapore is a dear awl hole,i paid 2pnd 4a can of coke!!Was n malysia a few days ago n paid 1.50 4a large meal!!Ul prob here from him nxt coz i fink he's usin my bebo d keep n touch wi ppl!!Did ye get a wee noisy at my pictures yet??

Kyle Law look what we have lined up in September

This Saturday we have a School Reunion Disco, dust of the old uniforms and we shall c u all there.

Sat 12 Club Anthems with DJ Shai.

Sat 19 Club Anthems with DJ Shai.

Sat 26 Cops and Robbers Night

Don’t forget about the Snug Bar with live entertainment every Friday night. All live sport on our 6 large screens.

Kyle Law is your birthday coming up soon. Let us know and we will have a bottle of bubbly waiting 4 u.

Send us your mobile number by private mail 4 txt alerts to keep up to date.

In October we are 10 years old. Massive birthday celebration. More details later

Lol d poor wee fing as neva been outta nts!!!U all ready4 dis night out n belfast??

Cheers lad,
avin a fab time,dyin d d tho, av got d shakes n everyfing....
Did ye hear mattys doin d rnd d world fingy nw as well??

Alryt kid,how was d head yday lol!!!
D awl car passed lol!!
Jez I cany w8 d get d Kellys!!

Hey Kyle Law look what's happening at Utopia Omagh in August.

Sat 1 Pirate Theme Night in association with Captain Morgans. Highstreet Clothing Voucher 4 best dressed.

Sat 8 Soap Star Extravaganza. 10 stars from Hollyoaks, Shameless and Emmerdale will be appearing @ Utopia.

Sat 15 Club Anthems with DJ Shai.

Thur 20 A Level Results Party Night..come celebrate or commiserate with us.

Sat 22 Beach Party. £100 bar tab 4 best dressed.

Sat 29 Club Anthems with DJ Shai and Smirnoff Mule Promo. Free entry b4 11.30 for anyone in their beach gear.

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Heyy Kyle its going grand thanks. No worries bout the photos take what u like I thought i was going to die on Tuesday no joke ...i couldnt lift my head of my pillow all day never surfaced outa bed, NEVER drinkin from 11:30 in the mornin til 2 am the next morning EVER AGAIN...dunno how i was still standin hi?!? While craic but the 12th never lets us down lol We will have to get a night out sorted next.

Is monday goin to be another day for kyle to be drunk under the table?

Stinger,
fax me through your measurements, im getting a nice mahoganey table made to measure for u to lie under on monday in dromore

Hand crafted by The Steve

hi mr law oh yes we r indeed im on the rip graduated there today so time for a celebration . We will have a rip sure colin will drink ye under the table

Well Kyle, how's things? You for 12th at the weekend?

This man knows how to party!!!