Say say my playmate
wont you lay hands on me
mirror my malady
transfer my tragedy

Got a curse I cannot lift
shines when the sunset shifts
when the moon is round and full
gotta bust that box gotta gut that fish

My mind's aflame

We could jet in a stolen car
but I bet we wouldn't get too far
before the transformation takes
and bloodlust tanks and
crave gets slaked

My mind has changed
my body's frame but god I like it
my hearts aflame
my body's strained but god I like it

My mind has changed
my body's frame but god I like it
my hearts aflame
my body's strained but god I like it

Charge me your day rate
ill turn you out in kind
when the moon is round and full
gonna teach you tricks that'll blow your
mongrel mind
baby doll I recognize
you're a hideous thing inside
if ever there were a lucky kind it's
you you you you

I know its strange another way to get to know you
you'll never know unless we go so let me show you
I know its strange another way to get to know you
we've got till noon here comes the moon
so let it show you
show you now

Dream me oh dreamer
down to the floor
open my hands and let them
weave onto yours

Feel me, completer
down to my core
open my heart and let it
bleed onto yours

Feeding on fever
down all fours
show you what all that
howl is for

Hey hey my playmate
let me lay waste to thee
burned down their hanging trees
it's hot here hot here hot here hot here

Got a curse we cannot lift
shines when the sunset shifts
there's a cure comes with a kiss
the bite that binds the gift that gives

now that we got gone for good
writhing under your riding hood
tell your gra'ma and your mama too
it's true
we're howling forever

Host:
Lets meet contestant number 1, he's a schizophrenic serial killer clown who says women love his sexy smile. Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon. Sharon, what's your question?

Sharon:
Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever. So lets
say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family, tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick.

Contestant #1:
Lets see... well, I'd have to think about it.
I might show up in a tux HA but I doubt it.
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do,
and look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!
Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti,
I'd pinch her lumpy ass and tell her get the food ready.
Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed,
I'd have to walk up and BUST him in his fuckin' LIPS.
It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother
I'd pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother.
I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll tell you this,
you know for only 13 she got some big tits!
After that, your dad would try to TRIP again,
only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin.
After your mom does the dishes and the silverware,
I'd DRY fuck her till I nut in my underwear...

(applause and laughter)

Host:
Now lets meet Contestant number two. He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival. He says women call him stretch nutz. Sharon let's hear your question.

Sharon:
I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions, a man who
expresses himself in his own special way. Number two, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know?

Contestant #2:
First thing, I could never love you.
You sound like Witchy bitch yo Fuck You!
but if I did, I'd probably show you that I care
by takin' all these other motherfuckers outta here.
I'd go through your phone book and whack 'em all,
and find Contestant number one and break his fuckin' jaw (what!?).
Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay.
I'd be blowin' fuckin' nuggets off all day.
I'd grab your titties, and stretch 'em down past your waist,
let 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in your face.
I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can,
get ya naked and hit it like a CAVE MAN!
Then we go to the beach and walk through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say I'm just playin'.
as you spit it all out I rub your back
and grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!

(applause and laughter)

Host:
Well it sounds like Contestant number two is just overflowing with
sensitivity Sharon. It's a tough choice so far. Sharon lets have your last
question and see which one is gonna win the rights to your Neden.

Sharon:
OK, if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the same
time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would your pick up line be? Whoever's the smoothest wins!!

C#1:
OK, first, I'd slide up to the bar
and tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are.
I'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties shake
and if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake!

C#2:
Fuck That! You'd be jackin' me quick.
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick,
and then to get your attention in a crowded place,
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face.

C#1:
Yeah freak her with your nuts yo that'll get her!

C#2:
Tell her that she's fat, YEAH that'll work even better!

C#1:
Look, FUCK YOU, I got a strong rep SHIT,
you don't want Contestant number two, he's mad whack.
I walked into a bar and there he was, standing up on a bucket
(uhhhh) tryin' to fuck it,
it was a big, fucking, smelly ass farm LLAMA

C#2:
DAMN dawg! How ya gonna dis your mama?!?!?!

Ha Ha look at me now!
Aren't you jealous!?

I've got everything you could possibly ever want!
The guy that you love, the looks, the charm!
Your nothing!
And thats hilarious!


"yeah. .it's all so true. . .your so lucky"

And the way you carry yourself!
Are you even trying to act and look pretty?!
You piece of shit.
That's all your going to be.
And I'll sit back and laugh
Watching and waiting for you to fall.

". . .I'm not falling alone right?"

What?! Are you mad woman!?
Who would want to fall with you?
I can hardly stand to look at you.

"Then stop looking at me"

What? Why?
Then who would I make fun of?
That'd be ridiculous to stop laughing at you!
Your too damn hilarious!
Your life is sad.
And that makes me smile.

". . . ."

Just realize you'll never have him.
He doesn't want you, because he's got me.

"But. .who could love someone like you? Your a bitch."

Such vile words coming from such a tainted mouth.
You should be lucky I don't kill you now.

"Kill me. Please. I don't care. Living without him is killing me slowly anyways. And watching him hold onto your every word just drives those welcome daggers deeper."

Good. I hope you suffer.

"Alright"

~*~

[This was really..me arguing with myself. Sorry if it made NO SENSE! I was just all...BAH! lol]