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  • You Know You Grew Up in Camberley Town When...

    1) You remember when Les Dennis opened our branch of Littlewoods.

    2) You caught fleas, sat in chewing gum and a bird pooed on your head in Robins Cinemas... (R.I.P.)

    3) You remember the guitar playing busker that used to sit outside BHS singing 'Wonderwall' and 'Red Red Wine'.

    4) After about 13 years you still call the Blackwater Valley Relief Road "The New Road".

    5) You attended the 'Wickeds' at Camberley Civic Hall / Artslink / Camberley Theatre, and remember when PJ and Duncan came and performed. Good times.

    6) You remember when the coolest pubs in Camberley High Street was 'The Brown Jug' and 'Cafe 90's'.

    7) You went to Lightwater Country Fair and took part in ferret racing every May bank holiday.

    8) PC Blomfield was your friendly Police Schools Liason Officer.

    9) You've seen 90's boyband 5ive milling around The Main Square.

    10) The White Elephant is an artistic icon as far as you are concerned, and you remember when some scallywag painted spots on it.

    11) You were a member of Junior News and Mail, (Camberley News) and every year on your birthday you recieved a free MacDonalds and your name in the paper.

    12) You ran the Camberley Fun Run in fancy dress and saw Sir. Jimmy Saville running it too.

    13) You remember when there was a Camberley Market opposite the library... that's where you bought your 'Naf Co. 54' shell suits.

    14) You remember when 'The Wolfman' escaped from Broadmoor and went on the run through the streets of Cambo, breaking into the scout hut and various homes along the way. OMG. Scary stuff!

    15) Bros and Five Star. Nuff said.

    16) You remember 'Peter Gammon' on the A30. Where you could buy cheap Nike Air Max and LA Gear trainers

    17) You gagged at the stetch of 'The Mushroom Farm' when the wind was blowing in a certain direction.

    18) You bought all birthday presents and Mother's/Father's day gifts from ALLSORTS, which used to be on the corner and not in The Main Square

    19) You pondered why the stange green statue of the man lying down in the grounds of the council building had had his head lopped off and then placed back in that very creepy way.

    20) You bravely sneaked up to the Obelisk in the hope that you may see the legendary ghost of 'The White Lady'.

    0 comentarios 639 días

  • Jack talking shit

    jack says:
    but vw campavan is next
    Gibby says:
    golden rule, Gibby is always right, Blink are shit
    jack says:
    o ye
    Gibby says:
    no
    jack says:
    yes
    Gibby says:
    they don't move
    jack says:
    dont cere they rock
    Gibby says:
    no they sodding don't
    jack says:
    yes they do
    Gibby says:
    they are gay
    Gibby says:
    gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay
    jack says:
    yay predicted u lol
    Gibby says:
    lol
    Gibby says:
    its not hard
    Gibby says:
    lol
    jack says:
    init
    jack says:
    they rock
    jack says:
    i can sleep in it
    Gibby says:
    i will set it on fire if u do
    jack says:
    no fuck off
    Gibby says:
    yes
    jack says:
    we are gowing serfing
    Gibby says:
    lol
    Gibby says:
    us surfing
    Gibby says:
    now im cracking up
    Gibby says:
    i would rather swim with sharks
    jack says:
    we will do that 2
    Gibby says:
    no
    Gibby says:
    lol
    jack says:
    but we will rroll in my vw
    jack says:
    o yes
    Gibby says:
    no
    jack says:
    i love them i am hocked
    Gibby says:
    i would not be seen dead in one
    Gibby says:
    in my land rover
    Gibby says:
    defender v8 soft top for the win
    jack says:
    u fucking stuck up git
    jack says:
    lol
    Gibby says:
    lol
    Gibby says:
    defenders are not for stuck up people, anyone can drive a defender
    Gibby says:
    exept northners
    Gibby says:
    then they get fired out of they do
    jack says:
    yes i can
    Gibby says:
    yer okay, blink and vw vans are on the same level
    jack says:
    yes they ar they both rock
    Gibby says:
    in a homosexual kind of way
    Gibby says:
    they are both gay!
    Gibby says:
    like u really
    jack says:
    fuck off haw can a vw be gay
    Gibby says:
    er, one word, beach boys
    Gibby says:
    thats 2
    Gibby says:
    but in all there videos, vw camper
    Gibby says:
    GAY
    jack says:
    fuck offfffff
    Gibby says:
    lol
    Gibby says:
    i win
    jack says:
    i will hit u so hard
    Gibby says:
    I WON!
    jack says:
    u are gowing to have no face 2 moz

    5 comentarios 822 días

  • Chav's

    Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
    A. Society.

    Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
    A. Bus shelter.

    Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
    A. Granny.

    Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
    A. Innit.

    Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
    A. Sorted.

    Q. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
    A. "Will the defendant please rise?"

    Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
    A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.

    Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
    A. The bride.

    Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
    A. It might be your bike.

    Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
    A. What you looking at?

    Q. Why are chavs like slinkies?
    A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

    Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
    A. The policeman!!

    Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
    A. Paint 3 stripes on it.

    Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
    A. A good start.

    Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a people carrier a shame?
    A. Because you can fit at least 10 people in a people carrier!!

    Q. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSEs?
    A. A fucking liar!!

    Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
    A. Can I have a Big Mac please?

    Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
    A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count.

    1 comentario 851 días

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  • Alison Timmins
    Alison Timmins

    Yes indeed long time noo speak! :L
    Aww thanks!! I shud check that actually:L It only gets busy when mph is about!
    And yes i have booked mine, im prettty pleased, 6 frnt row, and 6 in the 2nd row:D
    Yers.... it is called top gear live now:S Well the "mototring theature" is now called "topgear live" It does sound very much like a cash in, as they are acting like its completely new to the MPH show. WHICH IT ISNT!! grrrr. And that little stunf meant the tickets sold realy quickly, cuz if it was last year you could prbably still get front row tickets today. Plus, it will be full of people who are just there for topgear rather than the cars... *yawn*
    Oo! Piece of advice, when you buy the tickets, do it online! As the people on the end of the phone use the same site. Its soo much quicker doing it yourself!
    TOPGEAR YEY!!! Theres a load of coool stuff this series! Its all in the new tg mag, like a new race!! IN japan!
    Iv been doing exams! AHHH last one tomoroo then thats it!!!:D
    xxx

    hace 79 semanas
  • Alison Timmins
    Alison Timmins

    HA!!!! I Love your quote!!!! HELLO btw!:L I bring MPH news, although i'm sure u already know:L But tickets are out!!!:D And i've got mine. To TopGear live:P Topgear live! Pfft there acting like its new but its been on 4 3yrs lol.
    Anyway! How be you?? Topgear next sunday!!! EEEEE. And on the MPH site it says that topgears waiting list is 5yrs. Im thinking i may aswell put my unborn children on the list now and they may get in when they are 18. Still, i can't wait 4 this series. Apparently there is a new character :S for entertainment values! And a new big race, and a special!!! COOOL.
    And the top gear/ 5th gear club is doing very well!!! I think its down to Dave:L I really do like 5th gear now. Its A REALLY good show, the old episodes are great! They review cars and do intersting facts like Speeding camera facts and how to avoid foriegn lorries! :L
    And i think im gonna bung on a new TG skin for the new series:L U will hv to chk it out. Shud i put it on now or wen tg is out?? xx

    hace 79 semanas
  • King Of Nothin
    King Of Nothin

    nice :)

    im alright thx, im just planning stuff 4 the summer coz i finsh college on the 25th of may so i need somthing to do till 10th of sep.
    so im just going to c lots of bands and going to c a lot of countrys as well lol, road trip to russia i hope.

    so what have u been up 2?

    hace 86 semanas
  • King Of Nothin
    King Of Nothin

    alright gibs?

    do u have the top gear when they r in africa on MP4?

    hace 87 semanas
  • King Of Nothin
    King Of Nothin

    hey man hows it going?

    hace 93 semanas