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I'm hannah ploetner.
I'm eighteen and I'm from Perth.
Studying Graphics & Art at Glasgow Met.
I'm in the kitchen team at JD Wetherspoons,
and I love my boyfriend of three years, Jordan.
I'm never on Bebo anymore, find me on Facebook.
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The people blog :-) Stole from Laura.
My top friends.
(not in the order there supposed to be in
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1. hannah brodie
2. liza knights
3. lauren macdougall
4. jade taylor
5. danielle murdoch
6. samantha mcdiarmid
7. cameron stavert
8. caroline mcclosky
9. laura mcfadden
10. gary jordan
11. hayley ainslie
12. daryl lynch
13. rachael skelding
14. gary niven
15. kieran route
Q. have you ever kissed 3?
A. obviously, we are lesbians according to 12.. 8-]
Q. whats your least favourite thing about 13?
A. she made me change my blogs 8-)
Q. whats the best memory you have of 14?
A. "Dermatologist tested. aye, on what? a fucking camel?" :')
Q. whens the next time your gonna see 5?
A. Tomorrow, in Pse & Re (H)
Q. is number 10 pretty?
A. of course.. hes beautiful gary 8-]
Q. what was your first impression of number 1?
A. What a weirdo
K.oooo, i dont remember :-) a good one haha x
Q. what do you like most about 4?
A. her sleepovers. the one ages ago where we were running from the jeepers creepers guy 
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Q. What song reminds you of 10?
A. guns n' roses - sweet child of mine :-)
Q. What song reminds you of 1?
A. soulja boy - crank dat
Q. how did you meet 12?
A. in school :-)
Q. do you think 10 would kill someone?
A. he tried to chop his hand off with a saw 8-) so yeah probably.
Q. is 7 your best friend?
A. He is a fellow muslim of the Myt apparently. :-)
Q. how long have you known 1?
A. since 1st year
Q. have you seen 8 naked?
A. lmfaoo no!
Q. do you think 12 has a crush on you?
A. don't know. don't think so anymore lmao.
Q. whats the last thing you did with 15?
A. talked to him on msn :-)
Q. if you could give anything to 9 what would it be?
A. a toaster. since she blew hers up
Q. would 13 and 6 make a good couple?
A. Haha.. probably not 8-]
Q. if 2 was a crayon what colour would s/he be?
A. Hm. Rainbow.
Q. hav you ever been to 11's house?
A. yes, ages ago
Q. whens the next time you will see 7?
A. Tomorrow in school :-)
Q. are you close to 1?
A. Yes. The drunk guy seemed close to her aswell. 8-]
Q. have you ever been to the movies with 2?
A. Yesss :-)
Q. whats 13's house like?
A. I dont know
Q. would you ever make a move on 3?
A. Yes. as i said, we are apparently lesbians. K.oooo
Q. have you ever been angry with 10?
A. yes. when he cracks his neck and fingers.
Q. what do you and 1 talk about the most?
A. German. and French. Obviously
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Hannah Brodie's Sleepover Description Pml x
hi peeeps
its hannah bee here
goin hyper wi liza n hannah pee we r all sleepin ova at hannahs house.
we went 2 the cinema 2 c the dark is risin it was gd.
we have had a fun nite but the war is not ova yet.lol
we r fightin wi hannahs bros stephen, allan, gordon, n stewart.
we hav had choco milk which was meant 2 have 4 spoonfuls in it n we put 8 in it.
we have had boxers chucked at us and hannah has had boxers put on her head.
we hav had deoderant sprayed all ova us.
we got them bac wi toilet rool tubes n make up hehe.
we r goin 2 sleep in the living room n we r goin 2 watch a movie.
after that we will probs get some zzzzz.1 Comment 289 weeks
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i like monkeys :D
I Like Monkeys.. hannahs story.
The pet store was selling them for five pounds each.
I thought this was odd since they were normally a couple thousand.
I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth so I bought 200 of them.
I like monkeys.
I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one of them drive.
His name was Sigmud. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright.
They kept punching themselves in the genitals. I laughed.
They punched me in the genitals. I stopped laughing.
I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment.
They would screech and hurl themselves off the couch at high speeds and slam into
the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into it's third hour.
Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive; they all died. No apparent reason.
They all just sort of dropped dead. Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later.
God damn cheap monkeys.
I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room;
on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.
I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead,
wet monkey and one hundred ninety-nine dead, dry monkeys.
I tried to pretend that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while,
that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.
I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in my toilet and I didn't want to call a plumber.
I was embarrassed. I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them.
Unfortuantely there was only enough room for two at a time, so I had to change them every
30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't go bad.
I tried to burn them, but little did I know that my bed was flammable.
I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead,
frozen monkeys in my freezer, and one hundred ninety-seven dead,
charred monkeys in a pile on my bed.
The odor wasn't improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of the
dead monkeys and I really had to use the bathroom. So I went and severely beat one
of the monkeys. I felt better.
I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said the city was not allowed to
dispose of charred primates. I told him I had a wet one. He couldn't take it either.
I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.
I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't
quite know what to say. They pretended to like them, but I could tell they were lying.
Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals.
I like monkeys.
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- College:
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HND,Graphic Design - School:
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- JD Wetherspoons
- Position:
- Kitchen Staff
- Time Period:
- May, 2012 - Present
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she's just the bestest, known her for a while now 
! our funny moments are amazing man, ''blowwjobbb!'' miss cust will never look at us the same way again 8-) shes helped me out with so much, and i do my best to help her and give her advice woo yes i'm not perfect, she's done a few things louise usually doesn't wanna know what we're talking about well we got married on the fourth november 2007, how awesome is that and i'm apparently the husband 8-) well we've been through so much together, love you babes! x x x x x x
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