Go to Google and type in your name and the word 'needs' after it, e.g. "Michelle needs". Write down the description of the first website that appears. (It should say something like: "Michelle needs to shave") Put this at the bottom of this list then pass it on to people you know and to the person that sent it to you. GO!

1. Gemma Needs a New Kidney?! (do i???)
2. Rachael needs a late night dessert snack (mm sounds good to me!!)
3. kate needs serious help
4. Daniel needs good, nourishing meals
5. Paul needs a haircut
6. Luke needs a Yoda
7. Simon needs to work on his “I’m Straight, really!” skills
8. Michael needs a life without cock(I personally think I need a life with more cock...)
9. Vig needs a good reason not to.
10. Chloe needs break ((too bloody right.. ))
11. Michelle Needs Your Help < lol Do i ?
12. Billie needs to pay a little more attention to Chelsea and less to Bo Days of our Lives (*shifty eyes*)
13. NICK NEEDS MEDS
14. Nicole needs a boob job- apparently lol
15. Jemma needs to be registered under the sex offenders (tis true im a bit of a honry bitch!)
16. Newbie needs help PLEASE! =S
17. jordan needs a heart ?? gutted
18. Henry needs a drink! haha lol
19. Grace needs to take a close look at her method. (right...)
20. GABBYyy needs a good old fashioned spanking! ohh nice
21.LAURA NEEDS to take better care of her own two kids- urm...cause im that old ?haha.
22. Peter needs to save dumbledore... lmfao how immense.
23.shaun needs money ...... shut up !!!
24. Tasha needs to first realize where the problem has originated. (that's kinda scary cos me n kath were doing that in science. O.o)
25. James needs a hat petition????????????? woo yeah!
26. Joanna needs to go to see her loan manager at her bank - under the Banking Code they are duty bound to look at cases of financial difficulty sympathetically ... yes, yes I do
27. Steph needs someone to comfurt her....... tehe i wouldnt mind lol
28. Mark Needs A Chick
29. Ian needs an old man....
30. nathan needs huggies
31.jenny needs panda shoes.
32. Dave needs a timeout... =[[
33. Dinah needs to find a non super hero community beau.
34.dan needs a new car
35. Beki needs The BEKI Renaissance Campaign [yay]
36. Emily needs to be told "No, there are certain things that just are NOT allowed" [LOL!]
37. Claire needs a visit to Bunny Planet [*cheesy grin*]
38. Rob needs to jump in a ditch n neva cum out , no1 lyks rob
39. Carey needs more sex partners liking tht one!!
40. Ryan needs special care.....^o)
41. Josie needs AIR! [wtf ]
42.Daniel needs good, nourishing meals to go with the loving care we give him daily at the Abandoned Baby Center, an emergency orphanage. ...[haha! ]
43.Charlotte needs Get Fuzzy. Get Fuzzy. Get Fuzzy. Charlotte needs Get Fuzzy. Get Fuzzy. Get Fuzzy. Rhino, Get Fuzzy. Rhino, Get Fuzzy. Rhino, Get Fuzzy. ... [lmao]
44. Max needs: PORN PORN PORN PORN
45. karl needs women
46. Alexander needs some help on Squeak
47. Vix needs a stiffer drink after all that girly sex.
48. Marc needs to to be aware of basic human needs. (That i do!)
49. Zoe Needs To Assert Dominion Over Her Pod (????!!!!!)
50.Gareth needs to refine his basic technique to place his feet appropriately in the run up immediately prior to delivery.
51. Robert needs to SHUT UP!!!!!
52. Lucy needs to be bonked!! (haha test it if you don't believe me haha!)
53. Natalie needs a Nightie ???
54. Simon needs some soothing (ooh-er!)
55. lisa needs a tree haha
56. Joanne needs to be very careful not to interrupt, ignore, or judge Paul when Paul is speaking. (ok I'll er take it on board!)
57. Kevin Needs Your Money
58. Karoline needs to be taught about her Estonian roots and her nation's language.
59. Michelle Needs Your Help!!!
60. Peter Needs to Save Dumbledore ()
61. Buckley needs a shoe shop

1. People who point at their wrist while
asking for the time. I know where my watch is,
buddy...where the hell is yours? Do I point at
my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is??

2. People in the supermarket check out line
who wait until their entire bill is rung up
before they begin writing their check.
Hello...is the store name going to change,
or the date, or your signature before the
clerk finishes? Get a clue!

3. People who are willing to get off their
ass to search the entire room for the god damn TV
remote because theyr too fat and refuse to walk to the TV
and change it manually!

4. When people say..."Oh, you just want to
have your cake and eat it, too." Screw that!!!
What good is a damn piece of cake if you can't
eat it? What should I do...eat someone else's
piece of cake instead.

5. When people say..."It's always the last
place you look." No shit!! i aint guna keep fucking looking am i u fucking dip shit! i mean Why the hell would
you keep looking for it after you've already
found it?? Do people do this?? Who and where
are they??

6. When people say, while watching a movie
.."Did you see that?" No, dumb ass, I paid
£4.50 to come to a theater and stare at the
ceiling and count tiles.

7. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?"
Didn't fuckin give me a choice there, did
ya buddy?

8. When something is "New & Improved," Which
is it? If it's new, there has never been anything
before it. If it's an improvement then there must
have been something before it!

9. When a cop pulls you over and then asks
if you know how fast you were going. "You should
know, asshole. You're the one that pulled me
over!"

Here's the 10TH thing that really bugs
me....

10. Chain letters! Who the hell thinks that
by annoying other people with stupid mail with
no meaning, that they will grant you a wish, or
make your long-lost love fall into your arms.
Bullshit! I'm so sure that by breaking a stupid
chain letter that the computer gods are going to
curse me!! What a crock of shit!!!

*My Bebo Family*

My Pirate ally = Tash!
My hubby =
My girlfriend = Sara <3<3<3<3<3
My guardian angel = Tash
My mummy =
My daddy =
My big brother =
My little brother =
My big sister = Jenny
My little sister = Chloe
My sister and a half = Lauz
My daughter =
My son =
My Valentine =
My whore =
My sexy best bud = Sarah
My other best friend =
My bit on the side =
My niece =
My nephew =
My hug buddy =
My slave =
My shopoholic friend =
My crazy Siamese twin =
My SEXY Chatterbox =
My hot admirer =
My lesbian lover =
My fuck buddy =
My truly honest person =
My gay friend =
My special one =
The excentric alcoholic =
The person That Makes Me smile =
My horny friend = Sarah
My crazy buddy = Sarah
My Bebo bud = anonymous retard
My next door neighbour =
My lover =
My inspiration =
My God =
My stalker =
My bitch =
My Fairy God mother =
My Sexphace sex slave =
My mad fwendie =
My other half =
My owner = Sarah
My dirty little secret =
My personal stripper =
My randomer =
My everything = Sara <3<3<3<3<3
My massarger =
My secretary =
My Body Guard =

tell me who yoo wanna be, yoo can be more than 1