Fraser Livingstone

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Conóceme

Music
Pretty much everythin, or at least everythin i think is good...which does pretty much cover everythin.
Films
Reservoir Dogs, Snatch, Lock Stock, Freddie Got Fingered, Borat, Pulp Fiction, Anchorman, there's a hell of a lot more but i'm gettin bored now.
Sports
Football, The one n only Glasgow Rangers! Celtic r gay.
Drinks
Got to be a bottle of tonic or maybe a bottle of Smirnoff or tequila or cider (if i'm really skint), a pint of Stella or Guiness or Carling or...
Happiest When
Bevyin, partyin, out wi mates, pro evin at uni

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    • THE VODKA SCOOTER! mystery solved

      The Vodka Scooter...

      How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night drinking and thought, "How on earth did I get home?" As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the pub to your house. The answer to this puzzle is that you used a "Vodka Scooter".

      The Vodka Scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased to the drunk by Bacchus, the Roman God of Wine.

      The Vodka Scooter works in the following fashion - The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the "slurring gland" begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many sub-contractors detects this pheromone and sends down a winged Vodka Scooter.

      The Scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in their bedroom via a Trans-Dimensional Portal. This is not cheap to run, so a large portion of the passenger's in-pocket cash is taken as payment.

      This answers the second question after a night out, "How did I spend so much money?" Unfortunately, Vodka Scooters have a poor safety record and are thought to be responsible for over 90% of all UDI (Unidentified Drinking Injuries), such as bruised legs, stubbed toes, scratched hands and a sore spot on the top of your head.

      An undocumented feature of the Vodka Scooter is the destruction of time segments during the trip. The nature of Trans-Dimensional Portals dictates that time will be lost, seemingly unaccounted for!

      This answers a third questionafter a night out, "What the hell happened?" With good intentions, Bacchus opted for the REMIT(Removal of Embarrassing Moments in Time) add on, that automatically removes, in descending order, those parts in time regretted most. Unfortunately one person's REMIT is not necessarily the REMIT of another's and quite often, lost time is regained in discussions over a period of time.

      Independent studies have also shown that Beer Goggles often cause the Scooter's navigation system to malfunction thus sending passengers to the wrong bedroom with the wrong person, often with horrific consequences.

      Vodka Scooters come equipped with Thump-A-Lot boots (Patent Pending). These boots are designed in such a way that no matter how quietly you tip-toe up the stairs, you are sure to wake either everyone else in the house or your downstairs neighbours. Special anti-gravity springs ensure that you bump into every wall in the house and the CTSGS (Coffee Table Seeking Guidance System) explains the bruised shins.

      Don't forget the on-board heater, which allows you to comfortably get home from the pub in sub-zero temperatures, wearing just a small outfit for the ladies or for the men no jacket.

      Vodka scooters.........the wonders of modern technology.......have you ever
      had a ride on one??!!

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    • Things that piss me off

      1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

      2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

      3. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

      4. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

      5. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

      6. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?

      7. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's fuckin revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

      8. People who announce they are going to the toilet.

      9. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser

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    • Games don't affect your life or do they?

      "The rumour that computer games have an adverse affect on children is just plain nuts. If Pacman ever affected us as kids, we'd all be running around darkened rooms, munching strange pills and listening to repetitive music..."

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    • The Hive
      The Hive

      This Thursday October 15th is Silent Headphone Disco!! Thursdays have gone a bit bangers & mashed - our new student night has got off to a fine start with packed bodies each week, and cut up boys (ministry of sound) recently playing. Details on our profile.

      Bargain? Room 1: Electro/R&B/Chart. Room2: Embarassing Cheese/Eighties/Classic Rock&Retro Hits. Bangin\'? 1.50 DRINKS / 2.00 SHOTS / 7.50 PITCHERS all night

      Check the sexy beasts we call regulars & sign up for details at clubhive.co.uk - guestlisters wanted - get paid to invite your mates to our nights!

      As ever.. Fridays remains Misfits: Twisted alt. disco of indie/electro/pop/rock. 1.50 drinks.

      2009-10-12 19:21:33

      hace 6 semanas
    • Johnny Cool
      Johnny Cool

      at college the day till 4 need to do a bit of shitty revision when a get home but I'll be up for poker at gavs the night tae.

      see you there ya fartin jobby

      ps am bloody goiny win yeeeeeeeeee

      hace 12 semanas
    • O'Couture
      O'Couture

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      hace 12 semanas
    • Johnny Cool
      Johnny Cool

      hapenin

      didn't realise you were home likes am at college the next couple of days so prob staying in I'll give you a phone on thurs if your up for a few

      how long you back for?

      hace 12 semanas
    • Johnny Cool
      Johnny Cool

      Hows it hanging san?

      am afraid am going to have to miss I love techno.....shit one. Got ma student loan and I've spent like half of it already lol

      are you still going? the line up looks shit hot likes

      hace 12 semanas
    • Sam Malek
      Sam Malek

      whats happnin mate
      long time no see ehh, been upto much??

      hace 13 semanas
    • Coco Rossco
      Coco Rossco

      Ill be home for a week at the end of september so we'll definately catch up... Ill be home for a weekend before then so Ill give you a shout...

      Shits going good mate... Enjoying my job... Even tho it can be boring most of the time...

      See U soon bro.

      hace 14 semanas
    • Kaye
      Kaye

      aye sounds decent like n theirs nothing like a proper rush job

      a aint been doin fuck all, am offshore the now dont get away till a week the day. goin to tenerife the day a get home thou atleast.

      once your back n am home a will be firing oot in the berger for some student nites

      hace 14 semanas
    • Kaye
      Kaye

      you redraw from becoming some moustashed german man called heinz's plaything yet????

      hace 14 semanas
    • Johnny Cool
      Johnny Cool

      SHIT...wot a fukin line-up

      Only problem is I'll have started college by then, well a supose a could travel through for the weekend and get my head trampled on by some crazy Belgian cants.

      Fuk it I love techno.....bring it on wooooooooooooo

      hace 15 semanas
    • Johnny Cool
      luv Johnny Cool

      Hapenin Franky

      been to anymore crazy parties then? Bet your well missing Dunfermline...NOT I hate this place, just got a ticket for the Bloody Beetroots at the arches on the 22nd should be the tits likes. WB

      hav sum luv ya fartin jobby

      hace 15 semanas
    • Byblos-Events
      Byblos-Events

      This Friday August 7th @ Byblos Glasgow


      DALE HOWARD(Big Brother) - Dj Set


      Get involved Fraser Livingstone :) :)

      hace 16 semanas
    • Ben Williams
      Ben Williams

      Yeah ano the guy from albany phoned me today... richies rent is late again so im gona have to have to sort it (again!)! im ragin theres no way im payin the charges on the account!!!...ill let you know whats happnin with it m8!

      hace 18 semanas
    • Kaye
      Kaye

      Hallo fraser. wie ist Deutschland? Ich höre, dass sie schöne Würste haben, und andere kalte Fleisch dort ich hoffe, dass Sie zu habgierig. sich vergewissert nicht gewesen sind, wenn Ihres, das Geschlechtsverkehr mit irgendeinen jungen deutschen Mädchen sich hat, vergewissert, dass Sie geschützt sind, weil faschism sehr contageous ist.

      http://ets.freetranslation.com/

      hace 18 semanas
    • Johnny Cool
      Johnny Cool

      50p beers!!! shit I would probably drown myself lol

      am doing an HNC in electrical engineering in the hope that I'll some day be an electrician. Not because of the money electricians get but I heard its a good way to shag horny housewifes haha

      Prague eh?

      hace 18 semanas
    • Ben Williams
      Ben Williams

      Aye im up for staying aswell.... it would save so much hassle..... i will give them a ring and try to convince them....if they decide to go will prob have to stay in halls or some shit! lol.... aye works good havnt bin raped yet but theres still a high probability!! hahahaha ... hows your engineering going... is it challenging? you speaking fluent German yet?... when you back m8? are you coming back to the flat after or goin staight home?

      hace 18 semanas
    • Ben Williams
      Ben Williams

      Sounds good!! i want a BRATWURST lol just started my job in glasgow so havnt been back at the the flat...although the guy from the letting agency wanted a decision to whether or not were staying on for another year!! so we need to let them know soon if we wana keep it!

      hace 18 semanas
    • Piel Carnwath
      Piel Carnwath

      whats hapnin in deutchland ya big hun!? u found any gid techno yet? been shaggin any hairy nazis? bump ur work and get back here for a party!!!!!!!!! mon the hoops!

      hace 18 semanas
    • Johnny Cool
      Johnny Cool

      sounds banter

      what id give to get out of this shit hole dunfermline lol. Managed to sneek into TITP but its mostly a blurry mess lol. starting college soon and managed to get a student loan so atleast i'll have some money to piss up against a wall.

      have fun in Krakow and watch out for those sneeky polish

      chow for now brown cow

      hace 19 semanas
    • Johnny Cool
      Johnny Cool

      hapenin franky

      hows it going san

      hace 19 semanas