wats ure name??
ave u seen me b4??
ave i seen u??
would ya say hello to me?
would ya hug me?
would ya kiss me ?
would ya buy me a present?
would ya meet me?
wud u go further wi me??
would ya go out wit me?
would ya let me kiss u?
would ya date me?
would ya cum into a room wit me?
would ya luv me?
if nd how long ave u ad a crush on me??
do u luv me?
neting 2 say 2 me b4 u go??

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
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Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
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Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.
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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
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Q: What do you say to a man united fan with a job?
A: Can I have a Big Mac please!.........
Q: Did you hear that the American Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Lebron James on them - people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.............
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead man united fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog..........
Q: What's the difference between a man united fan and a Vibrator?
A: A Clevland fan is a real prick........
There's a rumour that after the Nike sponsorship expires, united have lined up a new sponsor - Tampax.>The board thought it was an appropriate change as the club is going through a very bad period........
How many united fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they're all happy living in arsenals shadow.
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imagine if major retailers started makin der own condoms n kept der tag line... tesco condoms(every little helps), nike condoms(just do it), peugeot condoms(the ride of your life), kfc condoms(finger lickin good), ever ready condoms(keep going n going), pringles condoms(once u pop u cant stop),treseme condoms(used by professionals), burger king condoms(home of the whopper), andrex condoms(soft strong n very long), polo condom(the 1 wit da hole)...............