1. Whats Your Name?
2. Are We Mates?
3. What Do You Think Of Me?
4. Are We Close?
5. Do You Have A Crush On Me?
6. Would You Kiss Me?
7. would You Fuck Me?
8. Describe Me In 3 Words?
9. If You Had Me For 30 Mins What Would You Do?
10. What Was Ur First Impression Of Me?
11. Do You Still Think The Same?
12. What Reminds You Of Me?
13. If You Could Give Me Anything What Would It Be?
14. How Well Do You Know Me?
15. What Do You Like Best About Me?
16. Ever Wanted To Tell Me Something You Couldn't?
17. Could You Ever Love Me?
18. Give Me A Nickname And Explain Why?
18. Are ya gonna put this on ur blog and see wat I say about You?

Quote 1.

Pete: It's four in the fucking morning!
Shaun: It's Saturday!
Pete: No, it's not. It's fucking Sunday. And I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours 'cos every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUCKING ANGRY?!
Ed: Fuck yeah!

Quote 2.

Shaun: Mum, what if I told you that on several occasions, he touched me. [pause] That was made up, not true, shouldn't have said that.

Quote 3.

Bloke in the place Shaun works in: Yeah I got totally munted last night.

Quote 4.

Ed: WOW who's a pretty boy! You didn't tell me Barbara had a jag?
Shaun : It's not It's Phillips, and trust me he wouldn't let anyone go near it, once I was I was putting a mars bar in the glove box and he chased me round the garden with a bit of wood!

Quote 5.

Ed: Can I get any of you cunts a drink?

Quote 6.

Ed: There's a girl in the garden.
Shaun: What?
Ed: In the garden. There's a girl.

Quote 7.

Shaun: We can go to the Winchester.
Liz: I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE FUCKING WINCHESTER!

Quote 8.

Shaun: [in concerned tone] Mum, have you been bitten?
Barbara: No, but Philip has.
Shaun: Oh, OK.
Ed: [concerned] Has she been bitten?
Shaun: No, but Phillip has.

Ed: Oh, OK.

Quote 9.

Shaun: Do you want anything from the shop?
Ed: Cornetto.

Quote 10.

David: You still haven’t met his mum?
Shaun: Not yet!
Philip: Don’t you get on with your mum, Shaun?
Shaun: It’s not that I don’t get on with her…
David: Are you ashamed by your mum, Shaun?
Shaun: No! I love my mum!
Ed: I love his mum too.
Shaun: Ed!
Ed: [singing] She’s like butter!
Shaun: Ed!

Quote 11.

Liz: Wheres the car? [Car pulls up]
Ed: Wassup niggas!

Quote 12.

Barbara: Hello Edward.
Ed: Hello Barbra.
Barbra: My, how you've grown.
Ed: Yeah you better believe it

Quote 13.

Shaun: Pete? [pause] Pete?
Ed: Why dont we just go up?
Shaun: Noo! Don't go up there!
Ed: Why not?
Shaun: Because A, He might be one of them and B, he might still be annoyed. Pete? Maybe he went into work?
Ed: Well how come he didnt drive? His keys are still here.
Shaun: Well maybe he got a lift, he said he didn't feel very well. Pete?
Ed: OI PRICK!
Both: He's not in.

clo;
dude where do i begin?! we plan to run a photography business when we leave school (H) how much cooler can we get? (: clo also has an afro which she uses to do maybelline adverts and also she has a pedo teddy called fred. who licks the webcam with his teddy bear tongue and tries to turn on my slag teddy. clo sleeps with him rofl. anyways i can go on for like years but yeah (: ily dude <3 xxxxx

stephy;
army. fitty fest. richy. science with barton. old man. skanking. faggots. maggots. gay men from skiing. sleepovers. sex pistols. h&m. flirting buddies. mighty boosh thong. bacon. shakespeare. partys. family crisis in monopoly. pube eye. mascara. eyeshadow that made me look dead. ice skating. kevin and perry. saving private ryan. welshys. slappy gran. rip buster. marriage to shep. truth tree. faggy kev. boner bloke. barton and boner bloke song. shoes. mind reading. fligigodidee. football factory. nessa. reliable religious man. the feeling gig. summer fair. horoscopes. welsh andy. your dad's joke in the chinese. chicken chow mein & chips.

bezzles;
funniest dude i know, especially in french haha. swear you're on drugs ;p you gaylord. yes and that's your name on my phone (; i love you.

sashy;
we've had so many funny memories, like the time you swung a tyre into my face, the person we call darth vader, and when mr. orange exploded all over me, and a helluva lot of random crap (: