ookkk i was gonna go now anwayy cyaa tomorrow defoo !! xx

whay have you noticed how like the comments are gettin shorter and shorter

she is NOT a 32 shes like a 40 WHERE DID U GET ALL THEM PUNJAB NAMES FROM GOOGLE? lmaooo scared of zoe haywood

LMFAO yeaa and then likeeeee he just gets up with pop in the eye. ahhh just like us.. i think ive got him trained cos when first started texted him he didnt put any x's at the end.. and then i put one then he put on eback and then after a bit i put xx's and then a bit after he put xx's and the other week i put xxx's and now hes puttin xxx's ahaa whyyy ?she opn her PERIOD!!! watt she doingg?? Lmao her boobs? she aint got no boobs! its just fat + nipples ahhhh good times i wouldnt remember the lil changin room without the door? she went in there and like just stood infront of the mirror naked me and emily was just like ERGH there was pubes hangin all over the place. and her nipples was under her armpits xxxxx

Yeaa no.. on msn he's like ''tight arse '' then sayin hes gonna hug ya and stuff like that then at swimming he wont even look at you. his nose gets in the way yes? Anddd ermm.. on facebook someone commented about our swimimn and then she said that she will hgave to come and visti... im gonna likee fckinnnnnn push her in and hopefully she will headbutt the floor and die. yeaa i think some people really hate her but tbh i love her xxxx

lmaoooooo nahh keykeyy is alritee he talks but he sayss somethingg and then i say something back and rhen he goes shutup or something!!!! I mean WHATTHEFUCK... Lmao ive only had like one convoo with kely tbh and that was about zoe or cod lmfaooo and thenn i alwayss tlak to shane.. Can u image keykey and kely going to the presentation eveningg they wouldd be like sucking zoee offfff..ooohhh lmao apparentlyy lucyys gnaa visit asoon im gonna shoot her nose of.. So she can smell her fishy fanny.. And she can just walk aboutt smelling bad and shee wont knoww lmfaooo. Gay twat fat bitch leads to lucyy babiess... anywayysss.

lmfaolmfaoLMFAOLMFAO yeyeess ohh rightt.. so you watched A GIRL FINGERING HERSELF EWEWEWEW LESBIANNN ON BEBO!! if i was a boy i wouldnt swim. i'd do rugby or sumet. lmaoo yess i like make up nicknames for everyone... SEEE kely. remember when i came out of it and then you + lauren was like wtffff and then lauren was like omg ur obsessed and then apparently i fancy keykey.. YEA I FANCY KEYKEY COS I TALK TO HIM. and then LOOK WHO NEVER CALLS HIM KYLE :S whay in ya face. we both made key key up.. lmfaoo shazza... omdaiz steve weirdd.. he was like all weird he used to be likee .. ERRI M GAY BUT IM GETTIN MARRIED. lmaoo member when we was like all sittin on poolside and got told steve was leaving and you made a noise and me and lauren thought u was cryin but u was like laughin and then i started laughin nd muf muf was just like sat there shoving her camel toe in our faces.. then we was doin relays and she was like are u doin them? and we was like no. but we did. xx

LMFAO!!! OMMMDAAAIZZZ emma all men get boners!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well apart from babies.. well technicqllyyyyyyy they do.. but lil ones. WTF you been looking at his area then? to check if he has like anythin stickin out fromt he side like ROSS!!!!! omdaiizzzz when we was doin dives.!! was that with steve? or rayray? LMFAO remember when we was doin them sets.. 8x75s like everyday... anyway when u ghad to get out and do press ups AND LMFAOzoe felll in and then i was like WHAY and i couldnt stop laffin!! and she like fell in the pool/ And when u chucked ur float in the pool. how did that happen and it like hit zoe? or she couldnt throw it back ? can u remember?> if u do explain... i no its got something to do with zxoe + a kick board. LMFAO omdaizz have u noticed with ray in the pool its like not as fun as it was when we was steve. like we never used to listen to him. and like mess about n luagh until the end. good times xxxxx

LMAOOOOOO GOOD TIMES.. and when you was like errrr i dontt wanna watch a girl ticklingg herself and you said just fastforward it to the middle and then it just came up with a big massive dick on cameraa being shoved up a girll !!! LMFAO and then when we was gonna go to bed you was like urm danni what that smell and then i kept tellin you STOP SMELLINGGG ME!!! LMFAO omgg i need to tell you sumet so funny...!!! I think key key was jokinnn though he texted me sayin wat you duin? so i saidd errr nothinn and then sumet like only co su love me and then he said yeaaa i really wanna fuck youu right noww so i said go ahead (joking way) and he saiddd sumett likee wat u wearinn and then i was like err nothinn but my underwearr and im allll alonee!!!!! and he texted backk BONER!! no joke and then i like snotted inb bed of laughter good timess

lmfaolmfao when he gows on the rollercoaster and sits next to some retards and hes likeeeee COMPLETE RETARD ahaaaaaa good timess and when we watchedd lmfao PORN and the men was like just standin thereee and he was chinese and was jumpinn abouttt and he wasssssss ohh yehhh lmaooa and i likke peed on the carper floor and had to run to the toiler and u like threww my laptop at meeee.. I have no ideaa why im mensioninggg itt.. Omdaaizzz good timess and what was the other one and we thought it was a mann or sumet and it waa a womenn like touchinn herself and we was likw nearlyy sick. Omg u know what reminds me of sickkk?? TWO GIRLS ONE CUP thatss disgustinggggg. Blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh eerrrrrr okyayy its puttin mee offff Replyy quicklyy bitchhhhhhhhhh other wise ill send u porn.. xxxx

heyyy omgg thiss iss so weirddd mannn.. Its like weirddd ahaaa so different to facebook. Do you think like that bebo knoww that facebook is like taking everyonee from beboo??? Ahaaa so shit tho ayitt. I think facebook is good with them groupss omg im gonna make one called''dont u just hate it whne u put your hat and goggles on and get pushed in the swimming pool'' true story true story.. Ahaaaa omggg membaa when we kept drawing on the boardss ahh that made me laughhh like literallyy peeeeingg myselff at the laptop anywayyy tapp back nerdd xxxxx

yeaaaaaaap! i agreee remember last time when they both went to the littleton and we orded a chinese and then the women was like um i am sorry i dont no where hagley is, where is it. i have never heard such a place! what a sadd cow, she needs to get out more, its only down the roaddd! haaaaaaaa. yeah there all good thank you we must catch upp, oooh are you going to hannahs birthday party ? il see you there loveyouuuuuuuuuuuuuu turddd xxx

Emmmmmmm havent talked to you in absoloutley ages! GOT TO CATCH UP. im just droppping by to leave some loveeeeeeeee : ) hows your lovley mum and doggggies? oh yea and DELROY? loveyouuuuuuuuuuuu x

noopeee.. well i dont fink sooo i dont want to LMAO not for what i said to lucy last night

hiyaa we didnt talk much at swimming todayy did wee u shud of heard what i said to lucy when i left cos it was my last day with herrr me dale and lauren wwas laughinnnnnn this is the convo '' cya lucyy (me) noo dannii your abandoningg me (lucy) noo im not your abandoning us haha(me) byee lucyyy(me) bye danni sob:'( (lucy) BYE'' (me) so i walked down the corridor thing and i got into reception. ''CAMEL CAMEL TOE STUPIDD WHORE'' (me) it was hilarioussssss.. anywayy byeee xxxxxx

helloo turd ... im very well thank youu im speaking likee a posh person .. How you know we got the new coach monday i had no idea . nobody at that stupid club tells me anything lmao Loveee youuu xx

Really sorry wrong person thought this was dani xx

hello emma greaves you fanny headd.... how are you doingggg? Danielles right about our warm up and session lol ALwAYS THE SAMEE.. hopefully we'll bee favouritess wid thee new coach, get ur mom to suck up (Y) xx

YOUU amm boner materiall aint yaa haha you okaaaayyy ? ILU x

LMAO were gonna have neil tomorrow and then pual on wednesday and then probs lucy on thursday and sunday becos she is a whoree... its good job we dont put this on facebook otherwise she would be like.. OMGG im gonna feel my fanny crack and do my curtain hair again you put me down danni and emma you put me down.. STUPID RUGBY FACE CAMEL WITH TWO SAGGY BUMPS