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- Me, Myself, and I
- Basically i am the idiot all other idiot's should aspire to be like!! Living in Cowie with my beautiful fiancee Jennifer who i asked to marry me on xmas day! And I love her to bits! Working in cash converters the now which is ok.
- The Other Half Of Me
My gorgeous Wife to be!!!
- I would win the Lottery, Celtic would win the Champions league, New Orleans Saints would win the Superbowl & Rangers would sign a player who's 1st name is Attila!!!!
- Films & TV
- i am addicted to lost! but what the hell is going on its so frustrating! also i love anchorman, old school, tagadella nights, family guy, scrubs, peep show. only fools and horse (Trigg is a pure Leg End) anything where people can act like complete idiots and get away with it!! so why is it when i act like that people decide to question my sanity? Saw 1 & 2 but 3 wasnt that great.
- cheering on the glorious hoops! laughing at how mince the hundles still are!! and can still skip like rocky lol! Doing Jennifer! Really into my american football these days as well can usually be found fecking about on NFLUK.com! Mon the Saints!
- Scared Of
- not alan gow and kirk broadfoot anyway! the huns are getting worse!!! cheese & onion one day they will join forces and take over the world you heard it hear first! also i dont trust jehova's witnesses they are up to something! and having to grow up and act like a "responsible adult" what does that mean anyway?!
- Happiest When
- Spending time with my lovely girfriend Jennifer!! When I'm Steamboats!!!worshiping the devil, slaggin off jews (ben)! conquering all at pro evo well the old one anyway!! listening to the gospel of the almighty George W Bush! Doing Jennifer!! In the barcelona bar in NYC drinking loads of shots wi the boys and the awesome barmaid!! poking fun at the bible. and finding out big chris thinks holland and the netherlands are two differant country's lol what a retard!! and sniping people with tomatoes (Ahlun you know what i am talking about!)
- XBOX 360
- Gamertag: Themouth1888
- people who walk really slow as if they have all the bloddy time in the world to get where they are going HURRY UP!! Not doing Jennifer, the fact that stirling is crap and full of wee neds. found out that rowdy roddy piper isnt scottish at all! thought he was a wee bit lol! oh aye nearly forgot people who smoke! (except Jennifer)
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Todd: [Todd is playing Pacman] Oh, Miss Pacman, I would sex that bow right off your head. Eat those dots you naughty, naughty girl.
Todd: Why do women think I'm creepy?
Attractive nurse: Because you have to turn everything into a double entendre.
Todd: I do not.
[Attractive nurse leaves, Todd stares at Turk]
Todd: I'd like to double her entendre.
Todd: [to J.D., about Elliot] So, what are her breasts like?
Elliot: Todd, I'm right here.
Todd: Oh, sorry... So, what are your breast like?
Todd: I have to go, there's a breast reduction on the fourth floor... and I must stop it.
Todd: The Todd appreciates hot, regardless of gender.
Todd: So, once you've got the hole at the bottom of the popcorn box, it's basically just a waiting game.
Carla: Who put my stapler on the floor?
[as she bends over to pick it up, Todd peeks from the corner]
[Carla slaps him]
Todd: Face five. Oh, yeah!
Todd: Ladies, now that the Todd is a resident here he wants to make things clear so you don't have to wonder any more.
[points at each of the women]
Todd: Yes, yes, no, yes, no, and... yes, if I've been drinkin'.
Nurse Roberts: Come here, wonder bread.
Todd: What's up, doll?
Nurse Roberts: If you come this close again I will end you.
Todd: I'm changing you to a yes because you're feisty.
Patient: I’m getting really sick of your sexual innuendo
Todd: [thinks for a second] In your endo!
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