Todd: [Todd is playing Pacman] Oh, Miss Pacman, I would sex that bow right off your head. Eat those dots you naughty, naughty girl.

Todd: Why do women think I'm creepy?
Attractive nurse: Because you have to turn everything into a double entendre.
Todd: I do not.
[Attractive nurse leaves, Todd stares at Turk]
Turk: Go.
Todd: I'd like to double her entendre.

Todd: [to J.D., about Elliot] So, what are her breasts like?
Elliot: Todd, I'm right here.
Todd: Oh, sorry... So, what are your breast like?

Todd: I have to go, there's a breast reduction on the fourth floor... and I must stop it.

Todd: The Todd appreciates hot, regardless of gender.

Todd: So, once you've got the hole at the bottom of the popcorn box, it's basically just a waiting game.

Carla: Who put my stapler on the floor?
[as she bends over to pick it up, Todd peeks from the corner]
Todd:Thong!
[Carla slaps him]
Todd: Face five. Oh, yeah!

Todd: Ladies, now that the Todd is a resident here he wants to make things clear so you don't have to wonder any more.
[points at each of the women]
Todd: Yes, yes, no, yes, no, and... yes, if I've been drinkin'.
Nurse Roberts: Come here, wonder bread.
Todd: What's up, doll?
Nurse Roberts: If you come this close again I will end you.
Todd: I'm changing you to a yes because you're feisty.

Patient: I’m getting really sick of your sexual innuendo
Todd: [thinks for a second] In your endo!