Hi looooooveeeeeeeeeeeeeee a walking skeleton is actually really scary WHERE THE FUCK IS SHANBALLY

Hey guys(im so gay) im having a party cause im such a faggoty stupid bitch and i love my feelings because lesbians are over-sensitive.

I enjoy food.
Shauna doesn't realise that dogs don't talk back...
why d'ya hate me?

Hungry hungry hippo... is anywhere open? Food selling wise..
anyway...

penis

tesco' is open and mook is from the lion king and Graham is just in denial.Mrs carrot head rang my mum today to say i still have a place in rejected monkeys.

Drawing is expressive. But only if you draw shit like expressions eg, 'Its raining cats and dogs' which is an expression but can also be interpreted as a figure of speech but hey 'shit don't roll uphill

And of course 'When It Rains . . . .Niggers get wet'

Word to your MOTHER

He who laughs last thinks slowest . . .huh huh good no?

Mmmmmm smoking chips . . well i guess its one way of quitting smoking

the cup is empty, swedish chips
there's a male contraceptive pill...ha
i'm still hungry..
how many cashew nuts?
...iwant to see that film

the plot of the story was the divorce but the older son was a prick like his father and blamed the mother for the divorce. Then he realised it was the fathers fault when he recollected about his mother bringing him to a museum to see a squid and whale thingy. He then realised his father was never there for him when he was younger.

By the way it was three cashews.

And there is no food in the house.

Blue whales have blue cum? No they lay an egg on the beach shore then it hatches and a whale with legs comes out and when it reaches the water its legs dissolve and its grows as a normal whale TA-DA the miracle of life is a great wonder

THE CIRCLLLLEEE . . . . .THE CIRCLE OF LIIFFEEEE

The END
William Galleher Shauna ANAL Michelle Titbags

1] Have you ever showered with someone?
Nope >.<

2] Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for?
yup *eyes water*

3] Where was the first kiss you had with the last person you kissed?
no comment

4] Who is your last text from & what does it say?
em sarah so how are you lol!

5] Burger King or Wendys?
Burger King

6] Latest you stayed up in the past week?
didn't go to sleep on tuesday lol

7] Where are you right now?
On a chair lol

8] Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
yup

9] What were you doing at 10:30 last night?
msn bebo youtube vampirefreaks facebook my space lol i'm so fooking boring lol

10] Are you listening to music right now?
eyes set to kill : darling hehehe

11] Was it a boy or a girl to text you first today?
boy

12] What is the 7th text in your inbox say and from who?
cianan: is debrah in your house? lol

13] Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
yup a surface piercing at the side of my eye and a music note at the back of my neck

14] How long can you go without your phone?
never!!!

15] Who was the last person you talked to on the phone & what did you talk about?
Michelle about her being a mook lol

16] Who last called you babe/baby?
em will i think lol

17] Does your phone ring in the middle of the night often?
indeed

18] Do you know anyone who is married that shouldn't be?
Don't Think so?

19] If your ex said they hate you, you say?
depends which ex

20] Do you curse in front of your parents?
Rarely But By Accident!

21] What is your current annoyance?
my sister lol!

23] Last time you saw fireworks, with who & where?
em i'm not sure O.o new years at home i think

24] Who did you last lay in bed with?
em perhaps pam? not too sure

25] Are you afraid of roller coasters?
Nope Dragon Khan FTW! =P

26] What would you do if your best friend told you they were moving?
be really upset

27] Macy's gift card or Hollister gift card?
huh?

28] Who made you mad yesterday?
Internet

29] At what age do you want to be married?
dunno

30] Where is your mom right now?
at work

31] What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Cleaning

32] Are you slowly drifting away from someone?
yes....

33] When was the last time you felt unbearably guilty?
yesterday?

34] Are you bored?
yup! why do you thinki'm doing this?

35] Who can you tell everything to?
michelle, cyan, alina

37] Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a S?
my name begins with s does it count if i kissed myself?

40] What do you currently hear right now?
the t.v.

41] Three days in a hotel or NFL game tickets?
Hotel

42] How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids?
30?

43] Would you rather watch football or baseball?
neither

44] What’s the weirdest fact about you?
people at my neck turns me on lol!

45] Where is your number 1 on your friends list?
at home lol

46] What's your ringtone?
metro station shake it

47] Three things you did today:
clean eat sleep lol


48] Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
no

49] When a friend walks out of your life, do you go after them or let them go?
go after them

50] Looking back, did you ever waste too much time on a someone that treated you bad?
yes

51] Have you ever kissed in the rain?
yup

52] Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
indeed

53] What are you doing tomorrow?
town

54] Do you know anyone who is pregnant?
my mum! on twins!

55] Do you still talk to the person you kissed last?
yup

56] Does anyone hate you?
probably!

57] Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
depends on what it is

56] Do you want a small or big wedding?
dunno

59] Who was the last girl you talked in person?
deborah

60] Who was the last guy you talked to in person?
andrew lol

1. Pick the month you were born:

January - I kicked
February - I loved
March - I smoked
April - I dry humped
May - I choked on
June - I murdered
July - I did the Macarena with
August - I had lunch with
September - I danced with
October - I sang to
November - I yelled at
December - I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1 - a birdbath
2 - a monster
3 - a phone
4 - a prostitute
5 - a Mexican
6 - a gangster
7 - my cell phone
8 - my dog
9 - my best friends boyfriend/girlfriend
10 - my neighbour
11 - my science teacher
12 - a banana
13 - a fireman
14 - a stuffed animal
15 - a goat
16 - a pickle
17 - your mom
18 - a spoon
19 - myself
20 - a baseball bat
21 - a ninja
22 - Chuck Norris
23 - a noodle
24 - a squirrel
25 - a football player
26 - my sister
27 - my brother
28 - an ipod
29 - a permanent marker
30 - a llama
31 - A homeless guy

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:

White - because Im cool like that
Black - because thats how I roll.
Pink - because Im NOT a homosexual.
Red - because the voices told me to.
Blue - because Im sexy and I do what I want
Green - because I hate myself.
Purple - because Im cool.
Grey - because I was drunk
Yellow - because someone offered me £1,000,000
Orange - because I hate my family.
Brown - because I was high.
Other - because Im a ninja.
None - because I cant control myself.

2. Take the last letter in your first name:

A - I fucked
B - I have
C - I need
D - I sucked
E - I gave head to
F - I got wet n wild with
G - I tasted
H - I played
I - I swallowed down
J - I blew
K - I got down and dirty with
L - I loved
M - I hated
N - I was desperate for
O - I ordered
P - I partied with
Q - I had quickie with
R - I got rowdy with
S - I sold
T - I turned on
U - I gave birth to
V - I stripped for
W - I milked
X - I gave hand to
Y - I aroused
Z - I sold

Take the last letter in your last name:

A - a hobo
B - a male stripper
C - a cat
D - a pencil
E - a naked statue
F - a firefighter
G - a goat
H - a MILF
I - a bastard
J - a male prostitute
K - a clock
L - an adult toy
M - a Louis Vuitton bag
N - a whore
O - a DILF
P - a pimp
Q - a quarter
R - a pornstar
S - a slut
T - a nerd
U - a stuft animal
V - a bitch
W - an ugly fat kid
X - a cheerleader
Y - a gay guy
Z - a pyromaniac

Now take your middle initial (if you have no middle name, put the first letter of your mothers maiden name):

A - and I enjoyed it
B - for a one night stand
C - for money
D - so I could hookup with a jock
E - and I got banged after
F - for a water bra
G - for a cherry flavored condom
H - so I could get a nose job
I - for a vacation
J - for birth control
K - for a shopping spree
L - so people would talk about me
M - and it was hot
N - so I could get butt implants
O - for sex
P - so I could go around naked
Q - all for lust
R - just for the attention
S - for love
T - so I could be sexy
U - all for a fat kid
V - and i hated it
W - all for pleasure
X - so I could get a boob job
Y - for lube
Z-so a hobo would give me anal