Pat The Cat Donohoe
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- The Padlock
- Tutto su di me
- It's time for 'Lock Down!
- Sunset Vista
- Your new Gods!
- Rocky Elsom
- Makes a justified entrance into the Proper People album.
- Text talk.....
- Is NOT allowed on this page. Unless it's used in the pursuit of humour. Thank you
- Grinch
- More than a man, a way of life
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DEL PRESTON-World's best Roadie.
Del Preston: So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
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Del Preston: Woodstock? That was quite a show, man.
Garth: You were at Woodstock?
Wayne: Excellent! What was it like?
Del Preston: It rained all morning, and then it cleared up in the afternoon. And that's it, I almost remembered something else, but it's gone.
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Del Preston: Alright, ladies and gentlemen. It takes two people to run a concert: one back stage, and one out front. One man alone cannot do this. Wayne, you will run the backstage team. Milton, you are my liaison between Wayne's backstage team and Garth's front-stage team which includes myself in the booth. To the left and right of the stage are machine-gun pillboxes, M-60 Browning. Now these babies tend to heat up so shoot in 3 second bursts. In the event of capture I will personally distribute these cyanide capsules to be placed under the tongue like so.
[Places a capsule in his mouth]
Del Preston: Any questions?
Garth: Yes, I have a question. When did you turn into a nutbar0 commenti 1018 giorni
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Germans, huh!
Knock, knock.
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>Who's there?
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>The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in
>hospital.
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>A man walks into a pub.
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>He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
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>Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
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>She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly
>low self-esteem.
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>What do you call a cat with no tail?
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>A manx cat.
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>Why do undertakers wear ties?
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>Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their
>appearance has a degree of gravitas.
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>How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
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>One.
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>Why do women fake 0rgasms?
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>Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.
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>Two men are sitting in a pub.
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>One man turns to the other and says: "Last night I saw lots of strange men
>coming in and out of your wife's house"
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>The other man replies: "Yes, she has become a pr0stitute to subsidise her
>drug habit"
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>Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out
>and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders
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>Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
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>Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell
>pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest5 commenti 1357 giorni
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Patsy Storm
Patsy Storm, the band's wardrobe technician. You've got an excellent sense of style, a flambouyantly homosexual side which is overcompensated for by his on stage antics. Loves the flange....
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Sarah Farrelly
"Dats d drummer from Sunset vista"
!! Sarah squared i like dat
You guys wer pretty good pretty good d otha nyt
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Gary Reilly9 settimane fa
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Sunset... check it out and get on to facebook, far superior to this....
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Siobhan S
the pics are up from that night in the village if you wana copy them
..1 or 2 arnt great(ie leave your clothes on)
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Rachel Walsh10 settimane fatut tut tut!!
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Siobhan S10 settimane faPat the "Fluffy Cat" must say your some singer
but Eamon is def better 99.9999999999% better
i have pics some il stick them up for all the Lovely ladies to view your nakedness
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Marc Heraty
Your message did not reach some or all of the intended recipients.
Subject: Patsys a Cunt
Sent: 28/09/2009 22:44
The following recipient(s) cannot be reached:
Marc the Great on 28/09/2009 22:44
The e-mail account does not exist to you at the organization this message was sent to ya Cunt. Check the e-mail address, or contact the recipient directly to find out the correct address.
<Patricksuckscock@hotmail.com>
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Michelle Brady
Oooh very gud, lucky u! Yeah heard Edinburgh was a good enough spot alright. Im just after moving in to my own apartment in Carrick. Moved in yesterday. Im working in Boyle now and carrick is only a ten min drive from wrk. Ah its a nice spot so should be good hopefully.
Wahey arva! God i havent been on a nite out there in ages!! Thats great that ye are bringing out your own ep. Savage! Best of luck with it!!
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Michelle Brady
Ah yeah, well sure i thought wat d heck! U gotta go a bit mad sumtimes! U'd better be gud now, ive got a rep 2 keep up ya know!!! How ya gettin on pet? Any fun?




















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