HAIL HAIL
Roll Of Honour

European Cup
Champions: 1966-67
Vice Champions: 1969-70
Semi Finalists: 1971-72, 1973-74
Quarter Finals: 1968-69, 1970-71, 1979-80

UEFA Cup
Finalists: 2002-2003
Quarter Finals: 2003-2004

Empire Exhibition Trophy
Winners: 1938

Coronation Cup
Winners: 1953

Scottish League
Champions: 42 times
1892-93, 1893-94, 1895-96, 1897-98, 1904-05, 1905-06, 1906-07, 1907-08, 1908-09, 1909-10, 1913-14, 1914-15, 1915-16, 1916-17, 1918-19, 1921-22, 1925-26, 1935-36, 1937-38, 1953-54, 1965-66, 1966-67, 1967-68, 1968-69, 1969-70, 1970-71, 1971-72, 1972-73, 1973-74, 1976-77, 1978-79, 1980-81, 1981-82, 1985-86, 1987-88, 1997-98, 2000-01, 2001-02, 2003-04, 2005-06, 2006-07, 2007-08

Scottish Cup
Winners: 34 times
1892, 1899, 1900, 1904, 1907, 1908, 1911, 1912, 1914, 1923, 1925, 1927, 1931, 1933, 1937, 1951, 1954, 1965, 1967, 1969, 1971, 1972, 1974, 1975, 1977, 1980, 1985, 1988, 1989, 1995, 2001, 2004, 2005, 2007

League Cup
Winners: 13 times
1956-57, 1957-58, 1965-66, 1966-67, 1967-68, 1968-69, 1969-70, 1974-75, 1982-83, 1997-98, 1999-00, 2000-01, 2005-06

Glasgow Cup
Winners: 29 times
1891, 1892, 1895, 1896, 1905, 1906, 1907, 1908, 1910, 1916, 1917, 1920, 1921, 1927, 1928, 1929, 1931, 1939, 1941, 1949, 1956, 1962, 1964, 1965, 1967, 1968, 1970, 1975*, 1982 (* 1975 shared with the Bastards after 2-2 draw)

ALL TIME GREATEST SCORERS
Top 10 all time goal-scorers (including, League, Scottish Cup, League Cup and European goals):

Jimmy McGrory - 468 (McGrory also holds the record for the most professional career league goals in British football history).
Bobby Lennox - 273
Henrik Larsson - 242
Stevie Chalmers - 231
Jimmy Quinn - 217
Patsy Gallacher - 192
John Hughes - 188
Sandy McMahon - 177
Jimmy McMenemy - 168
Kenny Dalglish - 167

AND I QUOTE.......................

" STEVEN WALKER'S PHYSIO SHOULD BE TRUSTED, AND SHE IS RIGHT WHEN SHE SAYS THAT HE IS PURE MUSCLE......... HE HAS A BODY MOST MEN CAN ONLY DREAM OF!!!"

"GREG LAYDEN IS NOT ADDICTED TO PORN AND SNUFF MOVIES, AND HE IS NO MORE HORNY THAN THE AVERAGE MAN. HE JUST ENJOYS THE OCCASIONAL DIRTY MOVIE!!"

"GREG WILSON WILL NOT PLAY SYLAR FROM HEROES BUT HE WILL PLAY A NEW SUPER HERO CHARACTER WHEN HE IS OLDER, AFTER PLAYING SOME SMALLER ACTING ROLLS FIRST"

"GREG WILSON FROM DUMFRIES LOOKS LIKE MEL GIBSON IN BRAVEHEART. HE HAS THE SAME WILD EYES, LONG FLOWING MANE OF HAIR ANDSTRONG JAW.

TOO BE CONTINUED..................

Chorus:
We're on the one road, sharing the one load,
We're on the road to God knows where.
We're on the long road, it maybe the wrong road,
But we're together now, who cares.
North men, South men, comrades all,
Dublin, Belfast, Cork, and Donegal.
We're on the one road, swinging along,
Singing the Soldier's Song.

Though we've had our troubles now and then,
Now is the time to make them up again.
Sure, aren't we all Irish anyhow?
So its the time to step together now.

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Tinker, tailor, every mother's son,
Butcher, baker, shouldering his gun.
Rich man, poor man, everyone in line,
All together just like Auld Lang Syne.

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Night is darkest just before the dawn,
And from dissention, Ireland is reborn.
Soon we're all united Irish men,
To make our land a nation once again.

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