[x ] I am 18
[ ] I am shorter than 5"4. (I think)
[ ] I think I"m pretty cute.
[x ] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily.
[x] I wish my hair was a different color.
[x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[x] I have a tattoo.
[X] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[x] I have/I"ve had braces.
[ ] I wear contacts.
[x] I wear glasses.
[ x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 safe, free of cost, and scar- free.
[x] I"ve been told I"m attractive by a complete stranger.
[x] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ x] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[X] I"ve sworn at my parents.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I"ve had children.
[ ] I"ve lost a child.

School/Work
[x] I"m in school/ uni.
[x ] I have a job.
[x] I"ve fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework.
[X] I"ve missed a week or more of school.
[x] I failed more than 1 class last year
[ ] I"ve stolen something from my job
[ ] I"ve been fired.

Embarrassment
[ ] I"ve slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[X] I"ve laughed so hard I"ve cried.
[ ] I"ve glued my hand to something
[X] I"ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[] I"ve had my pants rip in public

Health
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[ ] I"ve gotten stitches/staples/glue
[ ] I"ve broken a bone
[x] I"ve had my tonsils removed.
[X] I"ve sat in a doctors office/emergency room with a friend/relative
[ ] I"ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[X] I"ve had chicken pox.

Traveling
[x] I"ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
[ ] I"ve been on a plane.
[ ] I"ve been to Canada.
[ ] I"ve been to Mexico.
[ ] I"ve been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I"ve been to Japan.
[ ] I"ve Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I"ve been to Europe.
[ ] I"ve been to Africa.


Experiences
[x] I"ve gotten lost in my city.
[X] I"ve seen a shooting star.
[X] I"ve wished on a shooting star.
[ ] I"ve seen a meteor shower.
[X] I"ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
[X] I"ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[ ] I"ve kicked a guy in the nuts.
[ ] I"ve been to a casino
[ ] I"ve been skydiving.
[ ] I"ve gone skinny dipping.
[X] I"ve played spin the bottle.
[ ] I"ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I"ve crashed a car
[ ] I"ve been snowboarding
[x] I"ve been in a play
[X] I"ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I"ve seen the Northern Lights.
[X] I"ve played a prank on someone.
[X] I"ve ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I"ve eaten Sushi.
[] I"ve been skiing

Relationships
[X] I"m single
[ ] I"m in a relationship.
[ ] I"m engaged.
[ ] I"m married
[x] I"ve gone on a blind date.
[ ] I"ve been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[ ] I miss someone right now.
[] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I"ve gotten divorced
[X] I"ve had feelings for someone who didn"t have them back.
[x] I"ve told someone I loved them when I didn"t.
[ ] I"ve told someone I didn"t love them when I did.
[x ] I"ve kept something from a past relationship.


Honesty/Crime
[X] I"ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn"t
[X] I"ve done something I promised myself I wouldn"t.
[x] I"ve snuck out of my house.
[X] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world
[X] I"ve cheated while playing a game
[X] I"ve cheated on a test
[ ] I"ve run a red light.
[ ] I"ve been suspended from school.
[x] I"ve witnessed a crime.
[x] I"ve been in a fist fight.
[ ] I"ve been arrested.


Drugs/Alcohol

[X] I"ve consumed alcohol
[x] I regularly drink.
[x ] I"ve passed out from drinking.
[ x] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I"ve eaten shrooms.
[ ] I"ve popped E.
[ ] I"ve inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I"ve done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I"m not sick.
[ ] I can"t swall

Alcohol
Dear Alcohol,

First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours.As my
friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work beer,
a glass of wine on the weekend. You're even around in the holidays, or
hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of
endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your
intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at
heart I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:-

1.Phone Calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I
question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity
takes place after 2a.m. Why would you make me call those
ex-boyfriends/girlfriends/boss when I know for a fact they do not want to
hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?

2.Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I
eat a kebab, chicken curry along with a burger with cheese,onion and mustard
(washed down with WINE and topped off with a Kit Kat after a few sweet
chilli and sour cream crisps)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you went
too far this time.

3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do
more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by
causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black and
blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me.
Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 minutes to get the front
door key into the lock.

4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting
ridiculous. I know a little penance for a previous evening's debauchery
may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable.
My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken
(water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing
out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of chips, the hangover should
be minimal and in no way interfere with my daily activities.

5. Even though I know relationships are important, I want you to stop
distorting my vision. You have a way of making a real loser look like a
male model.

Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now and would like to
ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great
stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I
just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets.
In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my
grievances above and address them immediately. I will look for an answer
no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions and
hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.

Thank you, Your biggest fan.

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuck me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19. Anything 2 say b4 u go?