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Simon Guist
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Male, 26,
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- Member since: February 2006
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- Me, Myself, and I
- well what is there to say???hmmm wel am 20 (no longer allowed to be irresponsible
!!!) and am studyin marine biology(fun!lol)at the great Queens uni!plenty of partying and not much studying!lol.Leave the studyin to 3rd yr i say
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- SHAWSHANK, Gladiator, fight club, butterfly effect, in hell, Forrest Gump, Lord of the Rings, Bill and Teds Most Excellent Adventure!
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- whatever you can name really!;p Into tennis and play the odd bit of football, rugby, badminton, squash, But have recently joined the QUB Tennis and Badminton teams so i may yet get good(lol.not likely!)
- Scared Of
- scary people and heights, esp both mixed together!!!
- Happiest When
- with my gorgeous Aisling, and partying with mates, getting stuffed at tennis, playin a bit of badminton on thurs nites, the Bot, Speakeasy, Mandella, Stiff Kitten...etc....o yea and sleeping
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vicky pollard
ADDRESS: Dur - I live with my mum - init!
TELEPHONE: Yeah right, I aint givin' you my number!
EMAIL: yeh_but_no_but_yeh_but@hotmail.com
ACADEMIC QUALIFICATIONS
Yeah but, no but, yeah but, what it was right, I sat next to Kelly Smith and she totally copied off me cos I told everyone about her wanking off Kevin smith outside McDonalds but Mrs Dodson like TOTALLY busted ME for it and said I was cheating and OH MY GOD I so cant believe she did that cos anyway everyone knows she's a lezzer.
EXPERIENCE
1996 - Pregnant
1997 - Pregnant again
1998 - Pregnant again
1999 - Pregnant again
2000 - South London young offenders institute
Yeh but, no but, yeh but, no but, what it was right, I never done nothin' right but Sharon Gordon said I stole that money from Mr Jackson wallet but I never did it right and anyway it was only 20 quid so she's a slag and she just hates me cos I told everyone about that time when she shat herself on the bus on that school trip to Blackpool
2001 - McDonalds
Responsibilities - Serving burgers and fries and that
Achievements - Ate 12 Big Macs a day
I never spat in them burgers - they was well out of order for firing me that is so unfair! This is like, well sexual harassment! God, this is exactly like the time Miss Rennig, who everyone knows is a total lesbian, made Candice Burton stay behind after PE, started telling her off for gobbing on Sunita Geschwani's hair. But everyone knows she only made her stay late because she wanted to get off with her, cuz when she was telling her off her legs were wide open and Candice reckons she could see her spider.
2002 - Pregnant again
2003 - Burger King
Responsibilities - Serving Burgers and fries and that
Achievements - Ate 13 Whoppers a day
Stop giving me evils! I never put tampons in the burgers - they was well out of order for firing me
2004 - South London young offenders institute again
What it was right, I never done nothin' right but Pauline Jackson said I put tampons in the burgers but I never did and anyway it was only that one time and Kevin Hops TOTALLY deserved it right cos he told everyone that I got fingered by Wayne Daniels outside wimpy but anyway he didn't even finger me he stuck it up my arse hole and he's just jealous cos everyone knows he's a puff
2005 - On welfare
2006 - South London young offenders institute again
Yeh but, no but, what it was right, I never done nothin' right but Tara Watson said I nicked her stereo right but I never nicked nuthin right and anyway it was only some shitty AKAI so she's a slag and she just hates me cos she's a lezzer and I told everyone about that time when she got fishy fingered by Kelly Smith behind the Little Chef in Brixton and anyway don't listen to her coz everyone knows
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The Eglantine12/14/09
HOHOHO Simon Guist O! You better watch out! You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to Belfast Santa Claus is coming to THE EGLANTINE THIS WEDNESDAY Come sit on his knes and get a present!!
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The Eglantine10/25/09
Hey Simon Guist!! This Wednesday @ the good oul Eg! Can you guess what it is.... Its a cubicle Theres water and its not a toliet... (answer at the bottom) Plus FREE CASE OF WKD for the best fancy dress!!! See you there!! ¡¡ʇsǝʇuoɔ ɹǝxoq/ʇɹıɥsʇ ʇǝʍ
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The Eglantine10/11/09
Bonjour Simon Guist This Wkd Wednesday...... ITS THE GLADIATORS! Dun Dun, dun, dun Dun, dun, dun Dun, dun, dun DUN, DUN, DUN! (that song sounds so much better when Dermot Oleary does it on the xtra factor lol) p.s pics r now up on bebo... only took us 3 weeks.. sorry!
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The Eglantine9/27/09
Hey Simon Guist This WKD Wed @ the Eg we are doing another WET-TSHIRT/WET BOXER contest! it was so good last week we just have to do it again!! Be early!! The club filled up fast last week!!
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The Eglantine9/21/09
Simon Guist Ye Old Eglantine Inn is back for another crazy filled year! And this WKD Wednesdays we are bringing back the .... WET T SHIRT & WET BOXER SHORTS CONTEST! ITS GONA BE WET ITS GONA BE WILD ITS GONA BE WKD! and if that isnt good enough dont forget we are the home of 6 shots for £6 and 3 WKD for £5 and as an nice extra we have made TWO FRESHERS SKINS to get you in the mood!! OVER 18S ONLY
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The Eglantine9/12/09
HEY! Simon Guist Dont look so sad!! Let the Eg cheer you up!! How did the eggs leave the highway? They went through the "Eggs-it". What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? He cracked up. What part did the egg play in the movies? The "Egg-stra" Is that a wee smile we see?? No? okay, i know what will give you a laugh! this Wednesday come along to the Eg and dress up like a Gladiator!! Brilliant!
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Questhouse Warehouse9/7/09Sat 12th Sep - Bar Budda, Odysssey - Belfast 1 room - 8 djs djs Reece Rodgers Haywire Bozy Aaron Watton Copy and paste Phunk and resident Colin Gent Funky to Progressive House 5 quid in 8.30 til 1am Hope to see you there !! House Music in the Odyssey ? Every Thur, Sat, SunAppLink:10279325780
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The Eglantine9/7/09
Hey there Simon Guist, Your looking good! New hair style? Nice! Ive been meaning to ask you this for a while..... do you wana go on a date? This Wednesday? @ The Eg? I'l be the person holding the SUMO SUITS
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The Eglantine8/30/09
Simon Guist !! Wicked Wednesdays are back! With all the usual Wednesday night madness! See you THIS WEDNESDAY @ The eg!!!
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Questhouse Warehouse8/24/09Sat 29th AUG - Bar Budda, Odysssey - Belfast OUR BIG WEEKEND We introduce our very special guest SOULSEEKERZ to join the Questhouse residents Colin Gent and Emo Funky to Progressive House 7 quid in 8.30 til 1am Hope to see you there !! House Music in the Odyssey ? Every Thur, Sat, SunAppLink:10193193349
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Questhouse Warehouse8/20/09Sat 22nd Aug Bar Budda Oddyssey Dj Tabb and Matt Lamont join residents Colin Gent and Emo for another night of funky to progressive house. 5 quid in 8.30 til 1am House music in the Oddyssey? See you there !! Every Thur , Sat and SunAppLink:10193193349
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Brendan Cunningham7/21/09alrite simon things r goin great,who wudnt enjoy nothavn 2 work 4 3 months and jus lyn about the beach haha!how was u and aislings hoiliday??what u thinkof manu signin owen??2 out of 2 jus lets hope he doesnt get injured now haa
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The Eglantine6/24/09
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6/18/09 via Mobile
William Caffrey
Hey simon im gd thnks finished my placement nd im bk in asda :-( lol yea kool hav a bril holiday! Got the photos thnks :-)
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Suzi6/17/09well my meeg was 61, section c was well crap i guessed the whole lot. yep and invert was def the easiest! i know what u mean, i havent heard a thing back and its been weeks now, but couldnt be bothered chasing them up and also shouldnt have to i say! btw where you off to, anywhere nice? i still owe u lunch haha
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William Caffrey6/16/09hey simon hows it goin? any plans for the summer
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Suzi6/15/09aw well done! dont tell me i beat ya in meeg! that would be awesome haha just kidding. i know i cant believe i passed it either. what was ur 70s, invert? it was my best one yeah applied for couple with queens and one with the environment agency but havent heard a thing, and even tho im bored couldnt really be bothered starting work 5 days a week lol im so lazy

let be honest connor, it really about 4.2 and its not 6,000 its about one and thats just Gilly
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