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- Me, Myself, and I
- well what is there to say???hmmm wel am 20 (no longer allowed to be irresponsible !!!) and am studyin marine biology(fun!lol)at the great Queens uni!plenty of partying and not much studying!lol.Leave the studyin to 3rd yr i say
- muse, Razor light, kooks, the Feeling , blackeyed peas, kt tunstle, jack johnson, arctic monkeys , chilis, embrace, many more....
- SHAWSHANK, Gladiator, fight club, butterfly effect, in hell, Forrest Gump, Lord of the Rings, Bill and Teds Most Excellent Adventure!
- whatever you can name really!;p Into tennis and play the odd bit of football, rugby, badminton, squash, But have recently joined the QUB Tennis and Badminton teams so i may yet get good(lol.not likely!)
- Scared Of
- scary people and heights, esp both mixed together!!!
- Happiest When
- with my gorgeous Aisling, and partying with mates, getting stuffed at tennis, playin a bit of badminton on thurs nites, the Bot, Speakeasy, Mandella, Stiff Kitten...etc....o yea and sleeping
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- How well do you know Simon? 15 Taken
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and How did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
7. Describe me in 1 word
8. What was your first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When was the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something that you couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
1 Comment 357 weeks
ADDRESS: Dur - I live with my mum - init!
TELEPHONE: Yeah right, I aint givin' you my number!
Yeah but, no but, yeah but, what it was right, I sat next to Kelly Smith and she totally copied off me cos I told everyone about her wanking off Kevin smith outside McDonalds but Mrs Dodson like TOTALLY busted ME for it and said I was cheating and OH MY GOD I so cant believe she did that cos anyway everyone knows she's a lezzer.
1996 - Pregnant
1997 - Pregnant again
1998 - Pregnant again
1999 - Pregnant again
2000 - South London young offenders institute
Yeh but, no but, yeh but, no but, what it was right, I never done nothin' right but Sharon Gordon said I stole that money from Mr Jackson wallet but I never did it right and anyway it was only 20 quid so she's a slag and she just hates me cos I told everyone about that time when she shat herself on the bus on that school trip to Blackpool
2001 - McDonalds
Responsibilities - Serving burgers and fries and that
Achievements - Ate 12 Big Macs a day
I never spat in them burgers - they was well out of order for firing me that is so unfair! This is like, well sexual harassment! God, this is exactly like the time Miss Rennig, who everyone knows is a total lesbian, made Candice Burton stay behind after PE, started telling her off for gobbing on Sunita Geschwani's hair. But everyone knows she only made her stay late because she wanted to get off with her, cuz when she was telling her off her legs were wide open and Candice reckons she could see her spider.
2002 - Pregnant again
2003 - Burger King
Responsibilities - Serving Burgers and fries and that
Achievements - Ate 13 Whoppers a day
Stop giving me evils! I never put tampons in the burgers - they was well out of order for firing me
2004 - South London young offenders institute again
What it was right, I never done nothin' right but Pauline Jackson said I put tampons in the burgers but I never did and anyway it was only that one time and Kevin Hops TOTALLY deserved it right cos he told everyone that I got fingered by Wayne Daniels outside wimpy but anyway he didn't even finger me he stuck it up my arse hole and he's just jealous cos everyone knows he's a puff
2005 - On welfare
2006 - South London young offenders institute again
Yeh but, no but, what it was right, I never done nothin' right but Tara Watson said I nicked her stereo right but I never nicked nuthin right and anyway it was only some shitty AKAI so she's a slag and she just hates me cos she's a lezzer and I told everyone about that time when she got fishy fingered by Kelly Smith behind the Little Chef in Brixton and anyway don't listen to her coz everyone knows
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