To be honest I don't get why guys must stand and pee. I don't think guys themselves know either.

I mean really, it would be so much better for girls when the guys pee that they would NOT leave the seat up.
If guys would just sit down and pee, it would make life a lot more easier for the girls - and for them . Wouldn't it be better to not have your wife/girlfriend/sister/grandmother
/mother/female relative nag at you for leaving the toilet seat up ?

Secondly, why must guys stand and pee, when they sit and chuck a shit anyway ? For god's sake, make up your damn mind ! Be like girls and do all yur personal toiletry stuff in one damn position !

Look, i know sitting down is uncomfortable when it comes to guys peeing on trees etc because of their weak little balls, but HEY, humans invented toilets for a reason. Or those cubile thingys that guys pee on .

Disgusting topic, but i really, i want to know - why do guys have to stand and pee ?

By the way,
Guys, be sure to put the toilet seat down. Theres nothing more disturbing than seeing puddles of liquid in the toilet that aren't toilet water.

No offence to all the guys out there =]

xoxo
<3 Sandra
Much Loves xD

17 signs that you like her/him,

#17
yu look at her/his profile/picture constantly.

#16
Wen ur on da fone wif her/him late at nite nd dey hang up, yu still miss em even though it was just two minutes ago.

#15
Yu read their texts or IMS over nd over again.

#14
Yu walk really slow wen ur wif her/him.

#13
Yu feel shy weneva wen they're around.

#11
Wen yu fink about her/him, da palpitation of ur hart beats faster nd slower at da same tyme.

#10
Yu smile wen yu hear her/his voice

#o9
Wen yu loOk at her/him, everybody else disappears, all yu see is her/him.

#08
Yu start listenin to slow songs while finkin of them.

#o7
She's/he's all yu fink about.

#o6
Yu get high from their scent.

#o5
Yu realize daht you're always smiling to urself wen yu fink about her/him.

#o4
Yu would do nyfing for her/him, or nyfing to see her/him.

#o3
While reading this there was one person on your mind the whole time.

#02
You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn't notice number twelve was missing.

#o1
You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.

Here are 51 things chicks didn't know about guys.





1. Guys hate sluts.

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!...uh...never mind..." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But
don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grownup.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually
saying, "Please come and listen to me."

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.(i know this one too well)

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does