once upon a time there was a magical princess called Stephanie, she eventually got bored of pleasuring herself with a mobile phone set to vibrate on her clitoral shaft, so she decided to go out and try and get a life.
while traveling thru the crispy softness forest she stumbled upon a stone, and fell over, she got back up again and carried on untill she came to a pond. inside this pond she saw a big ugly toad. "hmmm..." stephanie thought to herself, "this seems familiar, a princess and a toad..." she pondered for a minute trying to remember the story untill she got bored and tried to chase a butterfly, she ran around in circles untill reaching the pond again, she tried to jump over it in order to catch the boringly coloured, white buttfly, but she messed up, the silly bugger and landed ass-first on top of the toad. then, something magical happened, the toad started to transfrom, he started to grow hair, his size vastly increased, his webbed feet turned into big paws, he had become a bear.
"thats unusual said stephanie to herself as she realised she was now sitting on a damp bear.
the bear strutted off into the forest with stephanie still hanging on to his back.
they came across a camel with three humps, which looked at them with eyes so evil, and said "curse you, i dont like monkeys, you can have some beans, here you go!" the camel handed stephanie the bag of magic mushrroms it was concealing in its beak, stephanie took them.
the camel carried on speaking, "these beans will give you magic powers, concentrate hard on what you need and it shall be yours."
stephanie, who now had blurred vision, said "but they are not beans!"
The camel looked very insulted and replied "do i tell you how to cook YOUR mother?"
"ok i understand", replied stephanie, "come on bear lets go", she said as she sprouted her wings and carried the bear off into the sunset

And they lived happily ever after

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