Charlotte Slater

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  • Fille, 18, Câlins 62
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  • Membre depuis: February 2006
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Me being a complete poser!!! lol :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

Ay up chucks!!!Whit lyk??? Well I'm Charlotte or Shirly. Live in Firth with Mum, Dad and my lil sister. Wel actually got accepted on my course so off to the capital city, scary tyms! Wrkin a th good old dounby co-op lol, sexy uniform... :L :L :L :L :L msn addy- shirly13@hotmail.co.uk Don't have muj else to say- Cheerie bye.

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. LOL :D :D :D :D

‘Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes.’ - Walt Whitman

Our death waits for us, stalks us, hides behind the bed and lurks in dark places. It is a sprig of hemlock in a friend’s glass, a bolt of lightening upon a summer’s day, an old rogue waiting in the night, an angel, a devil… We never know, nor should we know, for if we did then life would lose its purpose and we would give up our desires and our dreams. – G.P Taylor (Terisas)
Music
Alan Jackson, Toby Keith, Bloc Party, The Chair, Enter the Haggis, Jason Aldean, Air Traffic, Alabama, All Saints, Body Rox, Aly and AJ, TRex, Dire Straits, Hayseed Dixie, Hans Zimmer, Jack Johnson, Jimi Hedrix, John Mayer, The Killers, The Kooks, Hadhigaan, Shoramere, Lenny Kravitz, Linkin Park, Blondie, Biffy Clyro, Daft Punk, Klaxons, Kylie Minogue, Lost Prophets, Madness, Charlie Daniels Band, Dave Matthew Band, Dixie Chicks, The Eagles, The Editors, Rolling Stones, Shogun, Flogging Molly, Foo Fighters, Goo Goo Dolls, Johnny Cash, Michael Buble, Mavericks, The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, One Republic, Paolo Nutini, Pigeon Detectives, Wombats, Phil Collins, Police, The Prodigy, Wolfstone, The View, Tim McGraw, Stockan's Wing, Status Quo, Spice Girls, Sigur Ros, Shania Twain, Robyn, Queen, Rihanna, Guns and Roses and a pile of other ones.
Films
John Tucker must die, Miss Potter, Music and Lyrics, Monster House, Van helsing, dodgeball, matrix, ella enchanted, princesses diaries 1 and 2, shrek, saving private ryan, oh brother where art thou, big daddy, basically all walt disney movies, all american pie movies, in her shoes, pirates of the carribean 1 and 2, shallow hal, dude wheres my car, shes all that, not another teen movie and the list goes on and on and on.
Sports
Football, Rugby (watchin nt playin)
Scared Of
i aint scared of anything
Happiest When
out gettin drunk-total cliche but its usually good banter :P :P :P :P :P :P The mighty drinks wud have to be GnT wae mandarin orange-dnt knock it til u try it lol, or vodka, lime nd lemonade-total awsum!!!!
Three Bad-Ass Mice
Three mice are sitting in a bar. The first one exclaims, "I am one bad-ass mouse! In my hood, we have huge mousetraps. I take the damn cheese out of the traps and move the bar up and down while I eat."
The second one chimes in with, "Oh yeah. Well, I'm a bad-ass mouse too. In fact, I'm such a bad-ass mouse, that in my hood, I mix rat poison with my milk and chug it down every night before I go to bed."

The third gets up and starts to leave. The other two mice both yell out, "Hey chicken, where do you think you're going?"

The third one replies, "Going home to fuck the cat."
R.I.P Phil
RIP Phil miss you loads. love you forever. XxX
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hehe hes a cross dresser!!!! lol

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  • Joke of the Day

    Drunken Man and Blonde

    After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?"

    The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?"

    The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."


    Camoflauge Clothing

    There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant.

    "It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out."

    "That's very sensible, sir." At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon. The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned.

    "Get my brown pants."


    Under the Influence

    A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him, ''I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.
    Again, he hears, ''Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries to ignore it.

    The man is just about to speak again but the guy stops him and says, ''Dad, go home, you're drunk!''

    The Frog Won't Be Your Beast of Burden

    A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ''Hi,'' he croaks.''What's your name?''
    The loan officer says, ''My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?''

    ''Yeah,'' says the frog. ''I'd like to borrow some money.''

    The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form. ''Okay,what's your name?''

    The frog replies, ''Kermit Jagger.''

    ''Really?'' says the loan officer. ''Any relation to Mick Jagger?''

    ''Yeah, he's my dad.''

    ''Hmmm,'' says the loan officer. ''Do you have any collateral?''

    The frog hands over a pink ceramic elephant and asks, ''Will this do?''

    The loan officer says, ''Um, I'm not sure. Let me go check with the bank manager.''

    ''Oh, tell him I said hi,'' adds the frog. ''He knows me.''

    The loan officer goes back to the manager and says, ''Excuse me, sir, but there's a frog out there named Kermit Jagger who wants to borrow some money. All he has for collateral is this pink elephant thing; I'm not even sure what it is.''

    The manager says: ''It's a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the frog a loan; his old man's a Rolling Stone.''
    CIA Assassin
    The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
    “We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.” The first man said.“You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife,”

    The agent replies, “Then you’re not the right man for this job."

    The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent replies, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”

    Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told to k

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    Guardian Angel-Jennie!!!
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    My Wife-Kez
    My Bit on the Side-Susan!!!!:D :D :D :D
    My Slut-Steph
    My Homie-Kez
    My Bestest ever friend-Kez
    My Alrite Friend...
    My Enemy
    My Wonderful Cousin-Gavin...lol
    My Horrible Cousin
    My Partner in Crime-Kez
    My Alchy Friend-Steph ha ha ha :D :D :D :D
    My Pyscho Friend-Kez
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    • Simone
      Simone

      Bn staying in Morecombe, jus outside Lancaster! At charles's bro's house 4 2wks. Bn 2 Blackpool and Manchester! Then bn bk at wrk 4 4days bt afta 2moz gt a week off:D . x

      Il y a 3 semaines via Mobile
    • Simone
      Simone

      Haya, how r ya? Keepin better than wen we last spoke i hope lol. Gt ma nxt scan 25th. So excited!? Jus bn on holiday and nw bk and wrkn away! Wat bout u. x

      Il y a 3 semaines via Mobile
    • Donal O Rourke Il y a 6 semaines via Mobile
    • Simone
      Simone

      yea, ain't gona sleep 2nite hehe. Prob gt photo up 2moz of the bean. Xx

      Il y a 9 semaines via Mobile
    • Simone
      Simone

      Holey shit, u bn in the War's! Am gd, scan 2moz. O.m.g kant believe all that has happend 2 u. Awfull! U ok js nw fo? Xx

      Il y a 9 semaines via Mobile
    • Simone
      Simone

      how u doin? Obv ur away noo. Enjoyin it? Xx

      Il y a 9 semaines via Mobile
    • Simone
      Simone

      ok chickie. Pm u mine. X

      Il y a 12 semaines via Mobile
    • Simone
      Simone

      Heya Challotte, cant beeeelieve ur gan 2 Uni u Smart Bum:L ;) . Gona b good 2 gt away fae Orkney. Have 2 pm me ur number so kan keep in touch. And i can let u know wat i have once i ave the buba nxt yr. XxXXxX

      Il y a 12 semaines via Mobile
    • Stephen Reid

      awryt fair enuf :L aye am fine thanx n yersel? xx

      Il y a 18 semaines
    • Stephen Reid

      didny no aberdeen hud shops :P hw cum yer aw eh way up er :) xx

      Il y a 20 semaines
    • Stephen Reid

      gdgd aw fuk awl n yersel? xx

      Il y a 20 semaines
    • Stephen Reid

      hey long time no speek :P am gd ta n u? xx

      Il y a 20 semaines
    • Scott Fraser
      luv Scott Fraser

      hiya babes you ok? try not stress too much. you will get everything done. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      Il y a 38 semaines
    • Jenny Drever
      luv Jenny Drever

      guess who accepted both me nd suuusan!!!LOL!!

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      Il y a 44 semaines
    • Jenny Drever
      luv Jenny Drever

      INNIT boy blocked me from commenting on him!!!

      So next time u talk to him will u please do me th great honour of telling him to "SHHHHH".

      hes not cool, he gots no milky buttons.

      INNIT...

      eugghh

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      Il y a 45 semaines
    • Jenny Drever
      Jenny Drever

      i no i am SO funny!!

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      Il y a 46 semaines
    • Jenny Drever
      Jenny Drever

      INIT.....

      Il y a 46 semaines