Hey people

I have just been introduced to a rather addictive paper plane throwing game!

Here's the link, give it a go!

http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.co...


Starting my own Bebo League on it soon so let me know if your interested and i'll send you an invite to the league

Jamzi

P.S. Thanks to my lovely girlfriend for showing me this game and giving me something to do on my 4 days off!!

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