FRIENDS: Never ask for food
JUGGALOS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
JUGGALOS: Call your parents mum and dad.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
JUGGALOS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
JUGGALOS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
JUGGALOS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
JUGGALOS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
JUGGALOS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
JUGGALOS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
JUGGALOS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
JUGGALOS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
JUGGALOS: Will knock the *CUNT* out!!

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
JUGGALOS: Will Copy n PASTE this

when i die
show no pitty
send my soul
to juggalo city
dig my grave six feet deep
put 2 hatchets at my feet
put 2 axes on my chest
an tell my homies i did my best!!! COPY THIS IF YOU ARE A TRUE JUGGALO/ETTE MCLMF

Thou must ALWAYS stay (twiztid).
Thou shall Never put down a fellow juggalo.
Thou shell Never be mainstream or a bitter.
Thou shall Never give up hope.
Thou shall Always stand for what you believe in.
Thou shall Keep close your Juggalo family.
Thou shall Always help out a fellow juggalo in need.
Thou shall Repel the mainstream.
Thou shall Divide the hate.
Keep your head and middle finger up high.
Thou shall Never turn down a juggalo hand shake even when not feeling well.
Thou shall Never say Shaggy's name in vein.
Thou shall Use all your pain to your advantage.
Thou shall Never let the water run.
Thou shall Never Dis-respect the Maggots.
Thou shall Respect Juggalos of all age race, sex, gender, and this includes homosexual juggalos and all religions of juggalos. have fun, and say fuck the world!