Meeting Gary Laffin and the amazing GAA Ball....
The night Karen fell down the stairs......
Monday in O'Neills and Seans House Party....
The nights Kaks got kicked out of the The Roost and the S.U.......
Hot Canteen Man.......
Our countless photo shoots in front of the fireplace....
Chelle the feather and vommin out the taxi window.....
Trying to bite our ears and touch our wrist with the same hand......
Wedges and Sandwhiches.....
Duggen Cup Runners Up, 3 years running......
Aaaaaa likely story......
The night we locked karen into the freezer......
Ciara being attacked for stealing a foree's coat.....
Hairspray, Tracey Turnblad.....
Edel breakdancing.....
The Duck wearing Chelle's highheels.....
Karen and Dellys rugby scrum on the Main Street.....
Girls shifting each other......
Epic ouseparty where Mary and Gerry came back with a camera to take pics of the "animals".......
She's electric!!Bud What....Bud Light!!!
Hello Ladies.....
Bed of Roses in the Foundry....
Tuesday night banter about Monday night sloppiness....
The onstant tiredness and the shit talk it leads to.....
Ita's surprise visits......
New York New York and the Nutella Fight......
Doctors Lane and turning up uninvited.....
Banging in the ceiling to your so vain.....
Chelle's bed......
Our trip up town.....
The younger girl mind the child.....
Aaaaaaahh Jaysus.....
Pk attempting to cycle through the fireplace and down the stairs....
Karens texts from Ave.....
Psycho Boy.....
Endless songs....
Celine Dions greatest hits.....
"Can I kiss you now???"....
Maaaariaaaan.....
Sunglasses, Scarfs and throwing water balloons out Aoife's window....
Face painting.......
Michelles overaffection and use of pet names.....
Ciaran "the kid" Kelly chasing the F.C. in a straw hat while Ita obliviously made tea in bowls....
Uppy Downy-retarded friends.....
Getting a telling off from Roderick.....
Mark Maloney's epic sex quiz's......
William draining his spudz in the back garden.....
The Monsterous Whaft......
Getting a noise complaint for making duck sex noises.....
Sinead singing "oro se de beatha..."
Louise and Carolines party......
Army Boy Milner.......
Meeting an actual Traveller in Supermacs.......
Xmas day in the S.U.......
C.J. beating Delly with scallions.....
Sobe Shifting all Day.......
Getting Royal City...45 mins.....
Sinead erupting at the party......
Chelle's long john's......
Karens natural hair.......
Learning to do GHD curls.....
Karen Louis Louis Lyons....
Ann Summers Party....
Black Johnny and impressive wife beater....
Holey Moley.....
Holey Moley's Ma.....
Roman Neighbours......
Loosing the Bap.....
The Adams Family.....
Living in absolute squaller....
Fish in a box while Edel nearly threw up.....
Sinead n Chelle backflipping Mal....
Darren...Giiiiirrrrrrlssss........
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Being accused of robbing someones purse......
Beating little Kev up with a VK inflatiable....
Mumps epidemic in Maynooth.....
Devil Dog, Scabby Cat and Walrus of Looove.....
Sinead shifting 6 ppl in one night.....
Ooooooohhh Soccer Boy.....
Soulja Boy........
Boots with the Fuuuuuuurrr.........
Karen falling down the stairs in the L.A.....
Edel stealing a tea-pot from The Roost.....
Karen and Chelle dragging a Christmas Tree in the toilet cubicle in the S.U.......
Shag,Marry,Throw off a Cliff?......
Roxanne..........
Drogheda Chants.....
Here's to you Ronnie Drew.....
Fish-O-Fil.....
Brady's for din din's.......
Doin a jig everytime we pass the man on the accordian on Main St.......
Litle Shop with the cheap sweets.....
Our day in the park, nature walk and bat watch.....
Our 3 yo-yo deck chairs.....
BBQ and Tesco economy burgers.....
Ita breaking up a couple on Christmas Day in the S.U.....
Sticky toffee pud from Caulfields......
Our Calendar!!!!!!
Our baffling array of T.V. channels.....
Fantastic dance routines.....
You wouldn't be fond of that would ya.....
Our obsession and fantastic abil

Schnitzels, schnitz, schnitz-burn, schnitz off, schnitzin
Foloffel
Paprika
Mittes Backpacker hostel
Ze ze ze ze ze street
Invalidstrasse
Fossil fuel
Farmhouse Veg
Old man giz
Lou Bega and Cliff
Reggy
Karen-Bov'd??
Super Dickmanns
Tonnes of Milka
Stroke chin, cheek then twirl hair
I never...
Porn bein shot outside hostel
Toma, Leixslip, Coleslaw and Moodle
Dagger dive
Muff divin
Coronation Street
"Chelley Don't leave the street Chelley"
"Chelley move onto the street Chelley"
Genuine/general filth
G.O.
Ita and Benny in her knicks
"I thought republicans were people from the republic"
Deirdre irish dancin with breakdancers
Deirdre and her "cherry lip gloss"
AH HERE ENCHULDIGUNG
The kilkenny bar
Chelle and security gates
Chelle declaring undying love for Aaron
Hugh throwing forks and felling up and gettin felt by men
Edward you're looking fit
Juciee Luciees
Sleazy slow face
Polezi T-Shirt
Chelsea dagger...do do do do do do do do do do do etc
Those knitted hats
Beany Hat man
Bean Bags
Royal Rumblin'
U-Bahn Journeys
Scabs Dempsey
TOMMY GAFFNEY
Man born with an umbrella out of his back
Chelly G.O.'d on the dance floor
Ridiculously cheap drink
Aul one givin out, everyone givin out bout us - pay for yer room? yer havin a steffey
"sssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhh
hhh"
"This is not a kindergarden"
Bein SSSHHHHHED in nightclubs and pubs!!!!!
The Silence Room????
Bagsin and "not doin it"
Dodgey lights in showers
You havin a steffy??
Scabtastic
Becks
Actually gettin a club shut down
Stealin Fruit
General Stealing, me bein the usual suspect for missing items
Yell 4 You
stayin in a bakery til bout 6 in the morn
Bring on Amsterdam

smell of genuine filth in here. "please be quiet" sleeze on toast..sleeze is drippin off you! Lou Bega and any references to the Slater clan. SSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHH schnitzel. shelley, dont leave the street shelley. shelley move onto the street shelley!! SSSSSSSSSSSSHHH this is not a kindergarten! if someone shushes me again.... sssssssssssh dagger dive. bags a bean bag. you can't bags a bean bag. THAT OLD GERMAN CUNT!!! karen shave your head. simple face. curly-sue. brrrrrrrrr-lin. Sssssssssssssshhhh your in a nightclub you cant be loud! G.O. Gonzo! Farmhouse veg!chicken schnitzel. fossil fuels. Karen how many people were you with??i actually thought they were all the same person!Oh i cant wait to get a folafal!smacked off my schnitz, were is the chalk...what does that mean? shelley is the best thing since schnitzed bread!! Muff dive, Ita has Bennie in her pants!