The Rules Of Bebo

one
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight
for all you otha 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


nine
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!


twelve
if ppl u dont know comment on photo's saying
"you look slutty"
and all ur friends u know r like
"OMG WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS?!"
then u must look pretty damn slutty because
your friends just feel sorry for you.
And they dont want u to kill them.


thirteen
If you make a quiz and you have a question like
"what song am i listening to right now?"
first of all who gives a SHIT AND HOW THE HELL
WOULD I KNOW! GAH DAMN ASK QUESTIONS WE MIGHT BE ABLE
TO GET RIGHT!

This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.


"like omg if u dnt repost dis in 1 second at midnte/ and if you do at midnight your true love will...SHUTUP U FUCKIN ARSEHOLES!!! shit aint gonna happen"