Stringer delights in victory
20 May 2006, 11:26 am
Heineken Cup Final man of the match Peter Stringer hailed Munster’s travelling army of supporters after claiming the biggest prize in European club rugby...
Munster were crowned European champions following a thrilling 23-19 victory over Biarritz Olympique at Cardiff’s Millennium Stadium.
And Stringer admitted that was a “special” win following final defeats in 2000 and 20002.

The Ireland scrum-half said: “This has been a long time coming and it’s so much more than I ever dreamed of.

“This is something special and it’s for the fans as well. They have given us so much and travelled so far over the years. The whole of Munster and more are here and this is for them.

“We have waited so long for this and I don’t think you could have asked more of what the guys gave. This is special.

“It’s just about an honest effort from numbers one to 22. Everyone gave 100 per cent and at the end of the day we’re delighted with the win.

“We didn’t think about what happened here (at the Millennium Stadium) in the past. We forgot about that as soon as the final whistle went. It was about building for the future and dealing with what’s in front of you – not what is behind.”

Stringer went over just before half-time after Biarritz wing and try-scorer Sereli Bobo left the blindside unmarked at a scrum ten yards from his own try line.

And that proved to be enough as Munster held on for an historic win.

Stringer said: “It was something off the cuff. I saw the wing had gone in field and left a gap for me. You look up and if something is on then you have a go for it.”

Who would be the last person you would invite to your birthday party?
Podge: Ryan Tubridy - him with his stupid awkward eyes. He reminds me of the undead.
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=Who would be the first person you would invite to your birthday party?

Rodge: Anne Doyle in her birthday suit.
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=Favourite saying?

Podge: Never shove a banger up your arse.

Rodge: Hold me tea, I'm going for a Barry White.
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=Favourite Book?

Podge : I keep a big pile of Marian Keyes by the jacks. We're forever
running out of bog roll, I'd say you could read a whole chapter off me
arse now!

Rodge: The pages are stuck together on all me books
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=Favourite film?

Rodge : Weapons of ass destruction.

Podge: Fill Bill Vol 1
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=Favourite musician?

Rodge : That fella who used to sing that famous Xmas song - Grace Jones

Podge: Michael Barrymore
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=Most embarrassing moment of your life?

Podge: Everyday of me life I'm embarrassed. If he's not licking toilet seats, he's pressing his meat against the OAP club's window.

Rodge: Being caught by Father Flange in his back passage.
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=Favourite TV Programme?

Podge: When Nuns go bad
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=Favourite TV personality?

Rodge: That fat bird who used to be on 'Youv'e been framed'. I used to send in videos of me slipping on me own ****e, it was also shown on 'Youv'e been shamed' on channel 69.
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=Favourite item of clothing?

Rodge: Linda Martins kaks.
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=Most desirable date?

Rodge: Theres a girl down the fishmongers who I've a thing for. The
smell of her red snapper gives me a raging horn!
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=Favourite method of relaxation?

Rodge: A good auld yank.
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=Biggest thrill?

Podge: Finding a load of ladies bikes unattended, I could have sniffed
those saddles for hours.
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=Biggest disappointment?

Rodge: Finally getting to 3rd base with me girlfriend Sadie, it was like throwing a sausage up O'Connell St.

Podge : Hearing about ryan tubridy getting a chat show.
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=Your concept of hell?

Rodge: Louis Walsh
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=Period of history you'd most liked to have lived in?

Rodge: Whatever that period was when everyone just stuck their meat in anything that moved.
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=If you weren't a human being which animal would you have chosen to be?

Podge: Sonia O'Sullivan
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=Favorite term of abuse?

Podge: Feck you, ya knob dangling hoaring smeltmonger.

Podge: Shut it you with your disproportionate head.

Podge: Ya stained rag of satans juice.
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=Humanity's most useful unvention?

Podge : The hand whisk - nothing like it for shifting those hard to
reach turds under the rim.

Rodge: Butt plugs
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=Humanity's most useless invention?

Podge : Ryan tubridys head.

Rodge: Cheese strings, I wore one for a week and it gave me a f

Mrs. Doyle: Father Crilly, Pat wants to know if he can put his massive tool in my box.
Ted: Now see here!
(Pat holds up a huge wrench)
Pat Mustard: It won't fit in mine.



Ted: I know what's going on, Pat Mustard. There are some very hairy babies on Craggy Island, and I think you are the hairy baby-maker.
Pat Mustard: Oh, yeah? Well, I think that you would need proof if you were going to make that sort of an accusation. And I'm a very careful man, Father. A very careful man!
Ted: Except when it comes to taking precautions in the bedroom.
Pat Mustard: Ah, w-... you certainly wouldn't be advising the use of artificial contraception now, Father, would you?
Ted: Yes, I... well...if you're going to be...of course you will...JUST FECK OFF!



Mr. Fox: You'd better get going, because milk gets sour. Unless it's UHT milk, but there's no demand for that, because it's shite.




Dougal: Hang on...THOSE WOMEN WHERE IN THE NIP!