Michael Tiffin
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- Alrite everyone, my name is Mike, I work in a Warehouse that distributes Confectionery and Groceries all over Cumbria and the South-West of Scotland, I drive the FLT Trucks at my work. When im not at work, I like to chill out and relax listening to my tunes and chatting to my friends, if you want to know more, come and have a chat....Bye for now.
- The Other Half Of Me
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she is a very good friend n brilliant mother:D
- Music
- Hard Dance & Hard NRG, 2PAC & other....
- Films
- Action, Martial Arts n Comedy :- Blade 1, 2, &3, Bad Boys 1&2, Transformers etc....
- Sports
- Man Utd, F1, World Rally, Rugby League
- Happiest When
- Im not at work lol!, going clubbing!
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joke 4
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is put the prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they had sex, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!0 Comments 412 days
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joke 3
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."0 Comments 421 days
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joke 2
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend , And she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 mph He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..
Up to 80 mph. "I want the car, too," he continues..
85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag0 Comments 447 days
no, i deleted my account actualy. wht bout u?
so whts new tho? hwz ur boys?
hey stranger, lng time no speak, im really gud thnx. actualy im engaged 2 david nw,and i also graduated last mnth sonw i have a degree. lol. and nw imjust enjoying my holz, well mre lke dying ov boredom. lol. wht bout u?
hey mikey, hw u doin mn?
hiya hun
how are you?
what you up to
heyyah hunnie...x
how are u ...x
what u up to...x
i have ran out of malteasers
so im eating an easter egg instead lmao...x
how are thigns going at work...x
iv had my photo done for my profisanla woot woot
im going to collage in september...x
wb hunnie ...x
have my love ...x
haha lmao
lol
i new it, i bloody new that u would have some kind of taste in music lol
wb x
even tho she dose have to be in erli lol
nah u wernt to boring your music was tho!!! lmao
ill bring my own next time n show u what music is reli like loll wb xx
heyyah hunnie,
how are u ?
im watching jeremy kyle, theres alot of dick heads on it today
wb x
u lazy git lol
not gna b up to much today u???
u still wokring at that place???
i need a wee lol
heyyah hunnie...x
how are you...x
what u up to ...x
cant waite for wednesday
iv got my spray tan booked for the morning now ...x
as i never new i had 2 waite 8 hours to wash all the orange off...x
so if u pick me yup about 8 ish ill be tanned and not orange lol...x
wb hunnnie havew my love x
hello my sexie biatch...x
...x and this comment can ake up for it hehe love u...x have my love wb ...x
how are you doing then..x what are you up to...x
what u got ur mum for mothers day.
i mis talking to u, i ahvnt been ery talkative i no and its nout to do with u so ill say sorry "sorry" lol
heyyah ...x
youa re welcome to come down anytime yu want to ...x
my tooth is killing me arrrggghh....x
awww thanx ere have sum more u sexy fuka!! lol....x
wb xxx
hello there babe,
and how are you doing?
im great!!!
im cold tho
hurry up n get down here lol
what are u up to????
im watching hollyoaks n cuddleing saskia,
had my mate round 2day hes a bus driver was good to c him.
u been up to much ???
wb babe love ya s
xx have my love xxx
Hiyah hunnie, how are u? What u upto? Im in d bloody dentist. 3 needels n gna have 3 fillings. My nose is al num n cant breath threw it coz of the injection lol. Im a big baby at heart. What u got planned 4 2day n 2nyt then? Wb hear have my lurrff babe. Love ya x x x
hiyah hunnie...x
how are you doing???
whata re you up to ???
im watching csi ...x
here have my love
wb
steph xxxxxwtf r u on about lol
wb xxx
i ment itsd the long way around with replying to the comments
n ur random i like choclate tho
yh but that is the long way round u bloody flapjack lol...x
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aww thanx for the love i have ran out
what new threads did u get then
wb babe ...x
when u click reply
it comes up with a box underneath instead of wat it used 2 b like xx
its weired how bebo is now when u r replying to a comment dont u think?
my dad woke me up lol
wb bbe xxx
heyah babe
happy valentines day ***
what r u up 2?
iv been up since 4:55
wb bbe xxx