Is this the end of my life or just the end of the world
The skeletons rule the city as the innocent burn
When you stand up and fight with your blag flag tonight
They'll put tape on your mouth as they kiss you goodbye


Death Dance Death Dance
come dance with me. Come dance with me
Death Dance Death Dance
Death dance come dance, come dance with me

You know you can't stay neutral
On a moving train.
So pick a fucking side
And place the blame.
Cause there's nothing worse
Than a bird with wings who doesn't fly.

So wake up and smell the flowers today.
Don't they reek of shit and bloody money
There's not an ounce of love thats left in this world
You're not alive anymore, your a possible sale


Death Dance Death Dance
come dance with me. Come dance with me
Death Dance Death Dance
Death dance come dance, come dance with me

You know you can't stay neutral
On a moving train.
So pick a fucking side
And place the blame.
Cause there's nothing worse
Than a bird with wings who doesn't fly.

There's still war on page six
America don't die like this
There's still war on page six
A-ME-RI-CA!
There's still war on page six
America don't die like this
There's still war on page six
America don't die like this


You know you can't stay neutral
On a moving train.
So pick a fucking side
And place the blame
Cause there's nothing worse
Than a bird with wings who doesn't...

You know you can't stay neutral
On a moving train
So pick a fucking side
And place the blame
Cause there's nothing worse
Than a bird with wings who doesn't fly

1. You go to a party, sit down and take Bebo pics.















2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.















3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have MSN/Bebo/MySpace.















4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.















6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.














7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.















8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.














9. You were too busy to notice number five.














10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.















11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

[] I am shorter than 5'4.
[] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[X] I tan easily.
[] I wish my hair was a different color.
[X] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[X] I wear glasses all the time/sometimes
[x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and
scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm cute by a complete stranger
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[] I have freckles

College/Work

[ ] I'm in college.
[ ] I have a job.
[X] I've fallen asleep at work/college/school.
[] I almost always do my homework
[] I've missed a week or more of skool
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[X] I've stolen something from my job
[X] I've been fired.


Embarrassment

[] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[] Disney movies still make me cry.
[] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[X] I've glued my hand to something
[ ] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose, haha so embarrasing
[] I've had my pants rip/drop/pulled down in public.

Health

[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[X] I've gotten stitches.
[ ] I've broken a bone/fractured.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.

Traveling

[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] I've been to Europe
[X] I've been to Africa.


Experiences

[X] I've gotten lost in my city.
[] I've seen a shooting star.
[] I've wished on a shooting star.
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[] I've gone out in public in my pyjamas
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[X] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle
[X] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[X] I've been Skiing
[x] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from the internet.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern Lights.
[X] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[] I've played chicken.
[] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[] I've eaten Sushi.
[X] I've been snowboarding.

Sexuality

[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[] I am a cuddler.
[x] I've been kissed in the rain, yay im so proud
[x] I've hugged a stranger.
[X] I have kissed a stranger

Honesty/Crime

[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[X] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game
[x] I've cheated on a test, not a serious one
[x] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[X] I've been in a fist fight.
[X] I've been arrested.
[X] I've shoplifted