Arsehole: Arrogant fucker

Banter: A conversation between 2 micks after a nite on d tiles

Craic: Not to be confused with 'crack cocaine' or bum crack, meaning some good aul irish fun

D4: Posh place in Dublin. The natural habitants are distinguised by the following criteria: Both male and female: Big backcombed head of hair,
Lashings of make-up and fake tan to resemble oompa loompa, dubes or uggs, Hoodie wit d letters UCD inscribed on it

Eejit: Stupid person what does stupid things. Commonly follows the work 'feckin' for effect e.g. ya no mick?, ye hes a feckin eejit

Feck: Off

Gaff: House, barn, shed

Horsebox: Dope of a man

John Smith: Theres at least 2million of em in Ireland, dont no d lad but hes always seems 2 come up in conversation...

Kelloggs: 5 bowls of the stuff nd ur lit

Locked: Following 10pints other descriptions include hammered, ossified, out of my box/tree, polluted, in a jocker, messy

Mick: A typical irish man from the bogs of the country, characterised by a head of flaming ginger hair and a thick culchie accent 'Gud man mick'

Newtownmountkennedy: Longest place name in Ireland

On the piss: Getting locked, piss is not actually consumed in the ritual

Pikey: Couch planter...travels round Ireland planting couches all over place...perhaps as a form of art or gardening?

Queer: Puff, Batty boy

Ronnie: A dead hamster on the upper lip

Skanger: Found on the northsoide streets of Dublin, kitted out from head 2 toe in lecoqsportif, noikey, burberry baseball cap at a 90degree angle, possess a ronnie and a fist full of soveirgn rings. Commonly called 'Anto', 'Deco', 'John Paul', 'Charleene'

Tea: Barrys...cuppa tae? Put ta kettle on

Useless: At sayin no 2 another pint

Vortex: A large black hole in Dunshaughlin, every weekend victims are sucked in and spat out in sum state...wit no clothes on

Well: Whats the craic?!

X: Good luck 2 ya

Yeiger Meister: 5 of em nd ul b laughin...about the fact dat ya avent projectile vomited yet

Zebedee: Come down from dat tree

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool....because your not!

This should be interesting...

Opening Credits:
i wanna rock - twisted sister

Waking Up:
gasolina - daddy yankee

First Day At School:
wake me up when september ends - green day

Falling In Love:
radio GA GA - queen

Fight Song:
bang the doldrums - fall out boy

Breaking Up:
claim my place - p diddy

Prom:
just a lil bit - 50cent

Life's OK:
hey mama - kanye west

Mental Breakdown:
little house - the fray

Driving:
you can do it to - pharrell

Flashback:
sunshine of love - cream vs. the hoxtons

Getting Back Together:
confessions part 2 remix - usher

Birth of Child:
ghost - 2pac........wtf

Wedding:
gravel pit -wu tang clan

Final Battle:
butterflies and hurricanes - muse

Death Scene:
yeah! - usher

Funeral Song:
this is the one - the stone roses

strange shuffle i kno!!

Preamble:

THE RULES LISTED BELOW APPLY TO THE CALLING OF SHOTGUN (THE PASSENGER SEAT) IN AN AUTOMOBILE. THESE RULES ARE DEFINITIVE AND BINDING.

Section I The Basic Rules

Article 1: In order to call Shotgun, the caller must pronounce the word "Shotgun" as long as the driver verifies the call.

Article 2: Shotgun may only be called if all occupants of the vehicle are outside and directly on the way to the said vehicle.

Article 3: Early calls are strictly prohibited. Shotgun may only be called while walking toward the vehicle and only applies to the drive immediately forthcoming.

Shotgun can never be called while inside a vehicle or still technically on the way to the first location. For example, one can not get out of a vehicle and call Shotgun for the return journey.

Article 4: The driver has final say in all ties and disputes. The driver has the right to suspend or remove all shotgun privileges from one or more persons.

Section II Special Cases

These special exceptions to the above rules should be considered in the order presented; the case listed first will take precedence over any of the cases beneath it, when applicable.

Article 1: In the instance that the normal driver of a vehicle is drunk or otherwise unable to perform their duties as driver, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun.

Article 2: In the instance the person who actually owns the vehicle is not driving, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they
decline.

Article 3: In the instance that Laura is going to accompany the group, she is automatically given Shotgun.

Article 4: In the instance that one of the passengers may become so ill during the course of the journey that the other occupants feel he/she will toss their cookies, then the ill person should be given Shotgun to make appropriate use of the window.

Article 5: In the instance that only one person knows how to get to a given location and this person is not the driver, then as the designated navigator for the group they automatically get Shotgun, unless they decline.

Article 6: In the instance that one of the occupants is too wide or tall to fit comfortably in the back seat, then the driver may show mercy and award Shotgun to the genetic misfit.

Alternatively, the driver and other passengers may continually taunt the poor fellow as they make a three-hour trip with him crammed in the back.

Section III The Bastard Rules

Article 1: If the driver so wishes, he/she may institute the Bastard Rules on the process of calling Shotgun. In this case all rules, excepting that of Section 1, Article 4, are suspended and the passenger seat is occupied by whoever can take it by force.

Article 2: The driver must announce the institution of the Bastard Rules with reasonable warning to all passengers. This clause reduces the amount of blood lost by passengers and the damage done to the vehicle.
Please follow the above rules to the best of your ability. If there are any arguments or exceptions not covered in these rules, the driver calls the shots, as stated in Section 1, Article 4.