lunchtime = problem pages! i lower the tone of conversation!

1. you get fair-trade condoms
2. semen can cause alkaline burns to your eyes
3. anal sex does not cause incontinence
4. there is a libido booster called horny goat weed
5. masturbation is the best libido booster as it is free
6. i am innocent! i still don't quite know what "love eggs" are!
7. some crazy people find supermarkets sexy (just please refrain from full-on tongues while i'm serving you your meat - "anything else...a condom?!?!"
8. deirdre has off days like the rest of us and sometimes just can't be arsed to do her job properly

funny how we only seem to read the sex problems

Wat wud u do if i...
Committed suicide?
Said I lov u?
Kissed u?
Lived next door?
Started smokin?
Stole?

How did we meet?
What do u think of me?
Best memory of me?
How long will we be friends?
Do u love me?
Have I hurt you?
Wud u hug me?
Kiss me?
Do me?
Are we close?
Scale of 1-10,how pretty am i ?
Am I loveable?
How long have u known me?
Describe me in 1 word?
Have u ever been mad at me?
What reminds u of me?
Do u know me well?
What is my best feature?
What is my most annoying feature?
Ho or skank?

FRENCH WORDS i do apologise for the lack of accents but i dunno how to put them on bebo)

halterophilie - weightlifting (oh yes, miss forgie, me n natalie r better at french than you!)

arrosoir - watering can

marmite - cooking pot

purin - liquid manure

leche-cul - arse-licker

foutez le camp - get the hell out of her

petillant(e) - sparkling

feux de detresse - emergency blinkers

etre sensationnel - to be "hot stuff"

aller faire la bombe - to go on the binge

bon gre - willy nilly

belladone - deadly nightshade

androcephale - with a human head

tohu-bohu - hubbub

floppee de... - loads of

banane - bumbag

mince - crikey

toubib - croaker

pet-en-l'air - bumfreezer

for more, see my higher french folder!!!


QUOTES OF THE DAY

Natalie: "The huge French dictionary is like the bible!"

Rowan: "Does Mrs Pont still work at our school?"

"Watch out for Fiona and Natalie, they're drug pushers!

Miss Reid: "The pinkies are in control!"

Me (in a french listening): "I hate the Swiss, they smoke cannibis!"

Capulet: " Draw my long sword, ho!"

Natalie: "the disney film confused me - is robin hood a fox?"

Kirsty: "Mrs Goodwin should be killed so that order is restored!"

Natalie: "All the butterflies are straight except this gay one!"

Rowan (while watching a clip of Tony Blair on the computer): "is this live?"

me: the world just needs a big volcanic eruption in the outback to solve everything!"

Natalie: "i get confused, i mean, when people ask what language i speak, i say "english" so when peaople ask what country i'm from, i say "england""
nb she has never lived in england!

Geography book: "global warming is due to "ever-increasing numbers of ever-flatulent, ever-belching domestic cattle"

me: "elle est malade" (i meant elle is off ill so it has a double meaning!)

Mrs Goodwin (paraphrased somewhat!): "the definition of adultery is taking more than your fair share of bread"

Faye: "Africa's usually fatter"

Craig: "the guy was from the hills of scotland i think"

Ross M: "ooh i should change religion, i wanna be a buddha!"

Rowan: "one day, i'm gonna prove i'm really clever and become a doctor or something and then i'll discover the anecdote to cure loads of diseases"

Natalie: "that's not right...the sun does move!"

Marie: "whenever you think your life sucks, just remember: it could be worse - you could be an asda ace or a kitchen bitch!"