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Smeage
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Male, 22,
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- from Pershite
- I am In a Relationship
- Profile views: 4,939
- Last active: 3/31/11
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- Tagline
- ºº<¹²³> TĦÈ ΪחÐΞSĈŖĩβ@bĽę <³²¹>ºº
- Me, Myself, and I
- A hoi hoi!
i enjoy a chilling lifestyle in the ghetto of pershore, currently bum round pershore and fucking love pershore sixth form! Hey all if your reading! So basically my life revolves around pershore, which is quite an upsetting thought :S Oh well, i couldnt really give a damn! Life is sw33t, especially when im Skateboarding, jamming a guitar, chilling with any of the park posse (you know who u are, you wreck heads you!
) or my bro and everyone else i forgot
.
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There's a very special lady, who deserves the full 400 characters i have left, unfortunately i haven't got space. Im sure i don't need to name names, but I don't know where i'd be, or what i would be without her, she is literally my sun, moon, the stars and the earth. This one's to you baby, 'cus there's no-one else i'd rather spend the rest of my life with
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...I'm sure Charlie the dog would agree too
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- Choonz:
- Blind Melon, Diolated peoples, The roots, Emin3m, James Brown, RadioHead, The Levellers, Slipknot, Necrophagist (AMAZING guitarists!), Illustrate (best rap lyricists ever!) Phish, Snoop Dogg, System of a Down, Nate Dogg, D2, Afroman, G-unit, Cryptopsy, Shadows Fall, Incubus, Hatebreed, Dying foetus, Hate Eternal, Jurassic 5, Micheal Jackson, Jackson 5, Devil Driver, Pink Floyd, Arch Enemy, Strapping young lad, Chaimera, Spineshank, LYNARD SKYNARD, Mettalica, Seal, Oasis, Slayer, IC3, Sikth, Job for a cowboy, Porcupine Tree, White Zombie, Shabba, Skibba, Det, Machine Head, Pantera, Primus, Led Zeppelin, Mampi Swift, The Beatles, Crash Test Dummies, Heart, the allman brothers band, The sword, Buckethead, Deathklok, kristian leontiou, Rage against The Machine, Mastodon, Meshugga, Lamb Of God, OPETH, Rob Zombie, Soulfly, Slipknot, Dandy Warhols, Testament, The Cat Empire, Pharcyde , Nile, Dimmu Borgir, Dream Theater, Reel Big Fish, anything i feel like. i hate people that judge from music :@
- Flicks:
- THE TRUMAN SHOW, absolutely amazing film, 300 (another epic film!) Pulp Fiction, Pan's Labyrinth, Smoking Aces, The Omen (original and 1960's remake), Jabberwocky, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Waynes World (1 & 2), Oh Brother, Where art thou?, It waits, The boondock saints, and Devils rejects, anything With a decent plot or a lot of gore. Also any movie shown on channel 321 on sky, zone horror. lol vive le low budget horor flim!!!
- Sport-like shizz:
- Skating, snowboarding, Swimming, Basketball, Biking, Super-bikies
, drag racing (any sport where horrific crashes are common
) Tennis, Surfing, Football (NEWCASTLE FC, COME ON!), Rugby, NFL, whatever i feel like doing really. - Most In-Pain When :
- Lying on the floor with a small puddle of blood and half a skateboard next to me! OR sat in a lesson with mr Ricketts when you havnt done the homework....:S
- Happiest When:
- Partying, Skating, chilling, listening to music, jamming the axe, toking or just with my mates. Oh, being really, really high probably contributes too! Most when I'm with the most gorgeous girl in existence
- Entertained Most When:
- Nealo, Wakie and Branti are pissed up, comedy genius! Either that or toking with nealo, ace, scotti and pope like back in the day, that's always funny as hell! Crusin with loz to a bit of hippady skibbady, or pelting it through pershore with sum music on the go, weaving in and outa traffic on my board
- One column :D
- One column at least deserves to go out to the most beautiful girl in the world (pictured left !) I lve you soooo much babes
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because sammie did one!
[1]
Name: Jack
Birth place: peterborough
Current Location: The Midlands
Eye Colour: Brown
Hair Colour: Browny blondy
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Aries
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Your heritage: mostly english, lil irish
What Shoes Did You Wear Today: the shoes my sexy g/f sammie bought 4 my birthday!
Your weakness: smoing a lil 2 much
Your fears: falling a long way down :S
Your perfect pizza: lots of beef, ham, pepperoni, just meaty!
Goal you'd like to achieve: being a good father, loving husband, teaching my kids and Sammie to skate and getting an enjoyable yet successful job!
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Yesterday, today and tomorrow -
Your most overused word: joint
Your thoughts first waking up: what a lovely squiggle!
Your best physical feature: HAS to be my toes
Your bedtime: when the xbox turns off
Your most missed memory: being able to not have to worry about psychology coursework!
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Your pick
Pepsi or Coke : Coke, blates!
McDonald's or Burger King: th King obviously!
Single or group dates: depends who its with
Adidas or Nike: you're asking ME that question. loose jeans, everyday
Tea or Coffee: tea, but only if it's made by the fair hands of Sammie!
[5]
Do/Are you?
Smoke: used to
Drink: im known for a tipple
Take Drugs: no comment
Single: no living with my gorgeous girlfriend Samantha
Take a shower: yes, as always. Baths are for smelly peasents
Have a crush(es): on my beauty
Think you've been in love: currently
Like(d) high school: lol shit hole
Want to get married: yeah, to the right person
Believe in yourself: bit, confidence is the key
Get motion sickness: never
Think you're a health freak: no
Get along with your parents: yeah, she's okay
Like thunderstorms: they turn me on LMAO
[6]
In a girl
Best eye colour: blue
Best hair colour: brunette
Short or long hair: don't mind, Sammie's is perfect
Height: smaller-ish, high enough for nice squiggles
Best first date location: cheap and cheerfuller
Dress sense: no trendy or emo
[7]
Have you ever?
Played a game that required removal of clothing: yeah
Gotten beaten up: lol yeah
Changed who you were to fit in: never, and if you do you're a faggot
[8]
The future
Age you hope to be married: ias i say, right person at the right time.
Numbers of Children: dunno, a boy and a girl would be nice.
Describe your dream wedding: everything my darling could dream of.
How do you want to die: peaceful, at ease with the world.
What country would you most like to visit: italy, as long as i can bring Sammie too!
[9]
In the past month have you..?
Drank alcohol: i had a fosters about an hour ago
Gone on a date: went to the pub ? does that even count !?!?!
Gone to the mall: hello USA! yeah in England and America
Been on stage: nope
Eaten Sushi: don't like fish cooked, let alone raw
Been dumped: No, and i hope not too!
Gone skating: Today, I AM MOHAMMED
Gone skinny dippin: awww, now i wanna swim
Dyed your hair: nope, not ever
[10]
In the numbers
Number of people I can trust: eleventy-twelfth
Number of CD's I own: 40ish. mp3 d0wn704d
Number of piercings: none
Number of tattoos: none yet, hopefully soon 2 be 2
Number of times been on T.V.: lol never
Number of times my name has appeared in the Newspaper: yeah, about a play in middle school. Chris Gordon and Sian Evans ere in it also!
Number of scars on my body: about 90 last count, bout a year ago
Number of things in the past you regret:if i did it i did it, chances are my life wouldn't be the same, so i'm glad for everything i've ever done to end up with someone so special in my life.0 Comments 270 weeks
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RULES:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW RETARDED IT SOUNDS!
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY ?" YOU SAY?
the rain song
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL ?
i wish
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY ?
tender surrender
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE ?
am i going insane?
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO ?
Woman
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU ?
Lacquer Head
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS ?
i whisper in the ear of the dead
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN ?
light my fire
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND ?
mistress
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE ?
Lausd
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY ?
L.A Woman
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP ?
crown of creation
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOUR WITH THE PERSON YOU LIKE ?
Honky Tonk Women
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU ?
Bouncing round the room
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING ?
The Creeps
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST ?
love over gold
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR ?
Who was in my room last night?
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET ?
what breaks a heart
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS ?
explosivo
WHAT WILL BE THE SUBJECT WHEN YOU REPOST ?
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Slipknot... yay!
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10/10/08
Sammie
just read your little bit about me again
did make me smile alot alot alotta
you deserve my love for today...well actually you deserve alot more but i dont have alot to give
apart from my entertainment values of bieng your toy
lol loves! xxxx
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10/5/08
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Mikey8/9/08lol italy was fukin ace....i look like a rite italian now wat with the whole tanning and everything
wat time u goin in 2 get ure results? and i didnt hav the mango ice cream b4 the sausage and chip pizza...i had mango ice cream the mornin b4 i flew home...tht pizza was jus my elevensies snack
u havin a gd holiday? x
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8/6/08
Sammie
have some love because im missing you
lol and you would not beleive the epic dream i had last night...weird and depressing yet again and quite dissapointed my mum didnt have a flame thrower in it
xxxxx
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7/24/08
Sammie
hey baby
well i am one for nature and all its magical creatures
cant wait to see you either! got the go ahead from mikey bless him, just going to check for the update of liz. and fingers crossed the weather will stay nice
in the words of sammie...lots of lovage!
will call you later about tomorrow. xxxxxx
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5/3/08
Sammie
glad u had a good time lol and no worries.
uum yeah was alright...mums being a bit of a dick tbf. lol but s'all good. yeah ditto
..u'll have to text me or summat when u know what time ur heading over, if that okay. loves xxxx p.s. ooooo i dunno, u'll have to fight them for me lol
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5/2/08
Sammie
heya bab. hope ur having fun on ur night skate
uuum...im going to worcs in the day wont be back till around 4, so any time after thats good, if ur mums okay with that. loves xxx
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Nataliiee4/21/08
I love Sammie more than you.....shes my favourite
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Jess M4/20/08no way! hows it goin long time no c matey!!!!!!! wot u bin up2 the usual? any stoners still at pershore high? xxxxx
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Jess4/2/08hello. how are you? did you have a good birthday? (: i just read your most in pain bit...sat in mr ricketts lesson etc...made me chuckle quite abit
done your essay? xxx





















top of the class for that drawin...how mite we be smeeeg?
Taaiin 0 Repliesapart from seein friends and getting fucked this is all there is to do in this town!!
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