ARMITAGE SHANKS and FRIENDS



Tuesday 7th April at the Purty Kitchen (Temple Bar- D2)

Time 9pm

Tickets €8.00 at the door

Dress Code Suggested

Exclusive After show party from 11pm (guess where)



Special Guest: Diva Kristin Kapelli ( Dublin Burlesque Ball)

DJ KXB

and Surprises



Ladies and Gentlemen, Mesdames et Messieurs, Coprophagists and Prognosticators​-​



"Armitage Shanks (USA) is an entertainer to be reckoned with! He has the dark, satirical humour of a traditional, twisted ringmaster; the bold energy, charm and wit that could give any contemporary comedian a run for his money; and the true showmanship that will guarantee to keep the show flowing, and command the attention of the crowd to run with it. He is your quintessential compere for any occasion."



He has been featured in Dec. 2008 issue of French Playboy, in an article about the resurgence of Burlesque in London and also at in TimeOut London last week.



Official Spokesperson- London Burlesque Festival



Please check out myspace



www.​myspace.​com/​armitagephineas​s...



Sponsored by Honey Trap (www.​honeytrap-​retail.​com)

and

Dublin Burlesque Ball (www.​myspace.​com/​dublinburlesque​ball)

ARMITAGE SHANKS and FRIENDS



Tuesday 7th apr at the Purty Kitchen (Temple Bar- D2)

Time 9pm

Tickets 8euro at the door

Dress Code Suggested

Exclusive After show party from 11pm



Special Guest: Diva Kristin Kapelli ( Dublin Burlesque Ball)

DJ KXB

and Surprises



Ladies and Gentlemen, Mesdames et Messieurs, Coprophagists and Prognosticators​-​



"Armitage Shanks (USA) is an entertainer to be reckoned with! He has the dark, satirical humour of a traditional, twisted ringmaster; the bold energy, charm and wit that could give any contemporary comedian a run for his money; and the true showmanship that will guarantee to keep the show flowing, and command the attention of the crowd to run with it. He is your quintessential compere for any occasion."



He has been featured in Dec. 2008 issue of French Playboy, in an article about the resurgence of Burlesque in London and also at in TimeOut London last week.



Official Spokesperson- London Burlesque Festival



Please check out myspace



www.​myspace.​com/​armitagephineas​s...



Sponsored by Honey Trap (www.​honeytrap-​retail.​com)

and

Dublin Burlesque Ball (www.​myspace.​com/​dublinburlesque​ball)

1. Slept Naked? Yep – every night
2. Taken A Shower With Someone? Yep – just this morning ☺
3. Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex?.......erm yeah......
4. Drove A Car? 500,000 miles and counting…..
5. Lost money: yea
6. Been In Love? yeah!
7. Been Dumped? no.
8. Where you call home: Dublin, yeah
9. Got In A Car With Strangers? yeah....
10. Been In A Fist Fight? nope
11. Snuck Out Of Your/Someones House? yup!
12. Skinny dipped? Yep – it was freezing though
13. Been Arrested? No....
14. Hugged A Stranger? yep
15. Met Up With A Member Of The Opposite Sex? yep.....
16. Left Your House Without Telling Your Parents? yeah......
17. Had A Crush On Your Neighbour? yeah
18. Ditched School To Do Something More Fun: yeah
19. Slept In A Bed With A Member Of The Oppsite Sex: dawwww
20. Lost A Friend? many
21. Been On A Plane? yea
22. Been To An Island? yes
23. Slept In Until 3? When I was younger
24. Love Someone Or Miss Someone Right Yeah
25. Watched The Clouds Go By? yeah
26. Made A Snow Angel? yeah
27. Played Dress Up? Yes.
28. Cheated While Playing A Game? Yes.
29. Been Lonely? Yes.
30. Kissed More Than 4 People In One Night? Tongues, no, cheeks yes
32. Felt An Earthquake? no.....
33. Touched A Snake? Oh yeah - lovely
34. Ran a Red Light? Yeah, and got caught
35. Been Suspended From School? Nope.
36. Had Detention? Nope
37. Been In A Car Accident? Yea, unfortunately
38. Had A Party While Your Parents Were Away? yes
39. Used A Fake ID? no
40. Crawled Through A Window? Yes quite a few times!
41. Been Lost? Yeah
42. Been To The Other Side Of The Country? Yes, I’m there now
44. Cried Yourself To Sleep? Yes, once
47. Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldnt? Yes
48. Laughed Until You Cried? Yes
49. Caught A Snowflake On Your Tongue? yes
50. Kissed In The Rain? yes
51. Sang In The Shower? yes
52. Made Love In A Park? yes
53. Had A Dream You Married Someone? yeah
54. Glued Your Hand To Something? yeah
55. Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Flagpole? No (stupid Americans)
56. Gone To School Naked? Nah
57. Been A Cheerleader? Nah
58. Had More Than 10 Boyfriends? No, not even girlfriends
59. Didn't Take A Shower For A Week? no
60. Been Too Scared To Watch A Scary Movie By Yourself? uh yea..
61. Played chicken? kinda
62. Been Pushed In A Pool With All Your Clothes On: No
64. Broken A Bone? Just my nose
65. Been Easily Amused? Often
66. Laughed Till Milk Came Out Your Nose? Unfortunately yes
67. Mooned/Flashed Someone? yeah..at the Cork Tassel Club
68. Cheated On A Test? No
69. Forgotten Someones Name? Yes all the time, cant remember anyone’s name!
71. Done Something Dumb While Drunk? Many times
73. Blacked Out From Drinking? nope........
74. Played A Prank On Someone? no....well maybe!
75. Gone To A Late Night Movie? Innumerable times
76. Made Love To Anything Not Human? No, not yet
77. Failed A Class? A test? Unfortunately yes
78. Choked On Something Your Not Meant To Eat? I think so
80. Cheated On Someone? yeah i have
81. Been cheated on? Don’t know
82. Thrown Strange Objects at someone? yeah i have....
83. Felt Like Killing Someone? yeah too many times!
84. Thought About Running Away? Yes
86. Got A Piercing? No
87. Cut Your Own Hair? Yeah, all the time
88. Made A Parent Cry? probably
89. Drank Pee? Not knowingly
90. Cried Over Someone? Yes.
92. Dated Someone More Than Once? yea....
93. Had/Have A Dog? No
94. Have An iPod? No
96. Been In A Band? Yeah, loads of bands
97. Drank 25 Sodas In A Day? nope!
98. Broken A CD? Yes.
99. Shot A Gun? Does paintball count?
100. Wanted Someone But Couldn’t Have Them? yep