Jester X

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hello people,
seeing as you are one of the very few to veiw this, i'll tell you about myself...

Im basically from Glasgow, and to all those who are as bad at Geography as i am, its in SCOTLAND (not SCOTCHLAND)

I also hang around a bunch of cool people who can be perverted and or drunk, but i love them anyway.

To those not fortunate enough to know me, i love music (see music list) and spend most of my time listening to it.
I really cant be fucked writing any more so leave me some love or a comment, and maybe if youre lucky i'll return some.
laters x
Music
I ♥ metal!!
Films
I ♥ Horror films, Repo! The Genetic Opera, anything by: Tim Burton, Quinten Tarintino, Sam Raimi or Rob Zombie :3
Books
Darren Shan, HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Stephen King and lots of manga!
Scared Of
Stuff like ghost trains, you know, like where things can jump out at you and scare the living bejesus out of you >.<
Happiest When
Listening to my music, sitting on the laptop, hanging out with mates =]
I Like...
Snakes, Glomphing/Cuddles, Japan, and blood, guts and gore!!
Meine bessere Hälfte
Captain Mullet

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    Is Marilyn Manson on your iPod?
    yeah, but he aint that great

    Are you ever paranoid someone is reading your text messages?
    not really

    Do you prefer baths or showers?
    showers-bath got ripped out

    Do you plan on buying the Sims 3?
    already have ^_^"

    How depressed would you say you were?
    recent stuff has made me a bit down, but nothing I an't get over (Y)

    So far this year, what's the best movie you've seen?
    eerrm...Drag Me To Hell was good, but so was Bolt lol

    Anything exciting going on tonight?
    might be going to the cinema with the Jenni, but apart from that nada.

    What's one job you'd never do?
    work in McDonalds-it would ruin it for me

    How often do you see cute little kids?
    that sounded a bit creepy...

    Do you dress up for Halloween?
    hells yes! Working on my costume all the time

    Would you rather be called 'baby' or 'hunny?'
    depends on who it's from

    Is there really a difference between coke and pepsi?
    yes. If you can't taste it, you have no tastebuds.

    Can you say the alphabet backwards?
    when I concentrate..

    How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
    varies from drink to drink, but not much lol

    Wii or PS3?
    wii, much more fun to watch people wave their arms about

    Do you watch reality television?
    yeah, Young, Dumb and Living Off Mum is a great show for my self esteem =P

    Have you ever made yourself pass out?
    not that i'm aware

    Do you think Tom Cruise is crazy?
    er..not really?

    Do you like black liquorice?
    eew no >.<

    Do you sleep with a fan on?
    nuhuh

    Do you mind being cold?
    nah, I prefer it, means you can get cozy later

    Is your heart broken right now?
    yeah..but i'll get over it...

    Do you have siblings?
    two bratfaced wee brothers *twitch*

    Do you sleep on your stomach?
    yeah, hugging a pillow usually

    Do you own skinny jeans?
    *laughs* are you kidding me? With these legs?

    Do you know people with your last name that you aren't related to?
    nuhuh, mine's a bit uncommon :3

    Where did you get your last bruise from?
    dunno where it came from lol

    Have your parents ever smoked pot?
    never thought to ask...

    Are you unhappy with someone right now?
    yeah. very.

    Plans for tomorrow?
    nada so far

    Are you a fan of iced coffee?
    never tried it

    Have you ever been called a bitch?
    hah! Yeah =P

    Is there a guy that knows everything about you?
    yeah, he's also the one i'm upset at

    Do you like pancakes?
    who doesn't?!

    When is the last time someone of the opposite sex gave you a hug?
    errm...not sure really, I've been needing a good hug ^_^"

    love love!

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  • boredom and blog quizzes

    From now on, you're going to be asked unique questions, you ready?
    (Y)

    When's the last time you said you were fine, but really weren't?
    when my dad came in like 2 seconds ago (I’m not well -_-)

    Relationships or one night stands?
    relationships

    When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
    Couple of days ago

    Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
    Duh.

    Do you laugh a lot?
    Yeah, it gets on MY nerves never mind other people

    Why did you last cry?
    Dunno

    You have to get a facial piercing, what do you get?
    snakebites

    You have to get a tattoo, where and what do you get?
    Get one of my mates to design something for me and probably my arm

    Could you cry right now?
    Yeah, but it’d be fake lol

    In the past week, have you cried?
    Can’t remember

    Have you ever been awake for 2 days straight?
    Nope-too lazy

    What are the things you've heard people say about you?
    It differs

    Who has the same phone as you?
    My little brother

    How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking?
    Most of the time, it gets a bit weird in there

    Do you have an older brother?
    nope

    Sisters?
    nup

    Are you okay with the life you live?
    Yeah I guess, it can only get better

    Last person you told a secret to?
    My mum probably

    Would you run around a neighborhood at night without a shirt for 5000 dollars?
    Dollars? Make it pounds and aye

    Do you like hugs and kisses?
    Mhmmmm love them ^_^

    Do you text/call during class?
    Only when bored…so most of the time yes

    What's something other than a fruit that you love in milkshakes?
    Chocolate? Never drink milkshakes

    Have you ever stayed home from school just because you were WAY too tired?
    nup

    Have you ever intentionally made someone jealous?
    Try to =P

    What's something you're excited about right now?
    Stratford/seeing my David again =)

    Do you listen to love songs when you're down?
    Not really

    Anything you're giving up on?
    School (college baby!)

    How late did you stay up last night?
    Till about 2?

    What are you thinking about right now?
    Scrubs is awesome

    If you could change your eye color, would you?
    Nah, I like my eyes-even though my sight has a major fail

    What are you wearing on your feet?
    nuffin

    Are you missing someone right now?
    David =(

    Do long distance relationships work?
    *pfft* long story behind that

    Do you often wish there was something you could change?
    Yerp but I’m not telling yooou

    Where are you right now?
    My couch with the bed covers because I’m unwell x_x

    Name something you are doing tonight?
    Revising Human Biology

    What were your first thoughts this morning?
    Aw shit I have to get up

    Are you a jealous person?
    Not usually

    What was the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
    Shut my eyes.

    Do you think you and your best friend will still be friends in 10 years?
    myeh

    Did the last person you kissed have a tattoo?
    Not that I know of

    Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
    nope

    Have you ever kissed someone whos name starts with a C?
    err…don’t think so

    What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
    Waking up because I had to walk my brother to school

    Do you get along with girls?
    Aye I guess, get along better with guys though (coz am a bit butch)

    What are you doing right now?
    Typing this, waiting for ads to be over and twittering

    Do you have feelings for the last person you held hands with?
    mhmm

    What are you craving right now?
    A cure for stomachache

    Can you cook?
    Some things

    Who did you last make fun of?
    Can’t remember

    Would you date someone 20 years older than you?
    Johnny Depp-yes.
    Billie Joe Armstrong-yes
    The list goes on-but not a regular person =P

    Have you ever seen the last person you texted naked?
    noope

    Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with the letter "J"?
    nup

    Are you at home?
    yerp

    Are you with anyone?
    JD and Turk

    Is there someone you wouldn't mind kissin

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  • Afterlife- Music thingy


    right. this is a second re-do because this computer has more than about 10 bands on it, enjoy!


    RULES:
    1. Put your music player on shuffle.
    2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
    3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!!!


    IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
    Bastard Chain
    (Soilwork)

    WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
    Bad Things
    (Wednesday 13)

    WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
    Never Give Up On The Good Times
    (Spice Girls)
    {yes i have the Spice Girls on my computer...}

    HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
    Vampires Will Never Hurt You
    (MCR)

    WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
    Black Star
    (Radiohead)

    WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
    Durch Den Monsun
    (Tokio Hotel)

    WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
    My Bloody Valentine
    (Good Charlotte)
    {...they either want me dead or they love me?}

    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
    Warning
    (Green Day)

    WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
    Circle
    (Slipknot)

    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BESTIE?
    B.Y.O.B
    (System Of A Down)

    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
    The Trooper
    (Iron Maiden)

    WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
    Emotionaless
    (Good Charlotte)
    {awwr..}

    WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
    Betty Blue
    (The 69 Eyes)

    WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
    All That I've Got
    (The Used)
    {thats kind of sweet..}

    WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
    Monster
    (The Automatic)
    {thats lovely ¬¬}

    WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
    Look At What The Bats Dragged In
    (Wednesday 13)

    WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
    Our Lady Of Sorrows
    (MCR)
    {;D}

    WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
    One Step Closer
    (Linkin Park)

    WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
    Thnks Fr The Mmrs
    (Fall Out Boy)

    WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
    Holy Diver
    (Killswitch Engage)

    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
    I'm Not Okay (I Promise)
    (MCR)

    WHAT SONG WILL BE THE SUBJECT WHEN YOU REPOST :
    Afterlife
    (Avenged Sevenfold)

    thanks maties ;D
    ily all xx

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15 October
Lucky Color:Amber
Personality Strengths:Compassion, Sex Appeal
Personality Weakness(es):Impatience
Successful Career Path:Fashion
Sense of Humor Style:Cliched
Adjectives to Describe You:upredictable, enterprising
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Name :   Jocelyn
Nick Name :   Jester
Birthdate :   15th October
Birthplace:   Glasgow
Current Location:   still Glasgow
Eye Color:   Blue
Hair Color:   Blonde
Height:   *shrug*
Weight:   don't wanna know
Piercings:   Nope
Tatoos:   Later on
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   none.
FAVORITES
Food:   Ramen =D
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   Ichiban
Candy:   Galaxy
Number:   10
Color:   Red/Black/White
Animal:   Wolf
Drink:   Jack Daniels(with coke) or Fanta Fruit Twist
Body Part on Opposite sex:   Does hair count as a part?
Perfume:   Cool Water
TV Show:   Doctor Who/Mock The Week/Supernatural
Music Album:   Beyond the Valley of the Murderdolls
Movie:   Sweeney Todd
Actor/Actress:   David Tennant/ Johnny Depp
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   McDs
Chocolate or Vanilla   Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Coffeeeeeeeeeeeee
Kiss or Hug:   Huggles!
Dog or Cat:   Dog
Rap or Punk:   Punk.
Summer or Winter:   Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Scary movies (the gorier the better)
Love or Money:   Love, but money helps the love
YOUR...
Bedtime:   when I feel tired
Best phyiscal feature:   Boobs XD
Weakness:   I'm too nice to people
Fears:   dolls, clowns ><
Longest relationship:   16 months
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   nope
Ever been beaten up:   nope
Ever beaten someone up:   not really
Ever Shoplifted:   nope
Ever Skinny Dipped:   nuhuh
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   yeah
Been Dumped Lately:   yerp
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   blue/green
Favorite Hair Color:   black
Short or Long:   long (*drool*)
Height:   don't mind, not too short lol
Style:   a bit on the mosher side
Looks or Personality:   sweet is a must
Hot or Cute   a mix of both
Muscular or Really Skinny:   skinny, but a bit of muscle is nice
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   Japan/Finland
How do you want to Die:   in a cool way
Been to the Mall Lately:   not really
Get along with your Parents:   yeah
Health Freak:   hell no
Do you think your Attractive:   myeh
Believe in Yourself:   myeh
Want to go to College:   Uni definetly
Do you Smoke:   nope
Do you Drink:   yerp
Shower Daily:   yeaah
Been in Love:   yeah and still am..
Do you Sing:   not in public
Want to get Married:   someday
Do you want Children:   someday
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   idk lol
Hate anyone:   not really, just you =P
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iLike Updated Mon Sep 15 08:10:21 -0700 2008, Rendered by 'fb043'
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Beyond The Hourglass by I Am Ghost
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Perfect Skin (full song) by The 69 Eyes
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  • King Of Nowhere
    luv King Of Nowhere

    hello hows you :) x

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  • Chaos
    luv Chaos

    was watching POkemon 12 XD was epic lol
    Get your arse back online woman!
    xXx

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  • Chaos
    Chaos

    hay hay good looking! what ya up2 ?

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  • Shelleh
    luv Shelleh

    hey you (:
    howar you lovely??

    xoxoxoxoxox

    have some love
    cause i lovee yaa !

    1 Woche her
  • Chaos
    Chaos

    hahaha thats what you get for getting smashed!
    Work was crap cause i have the bloody cold! i feel horible *cries*

    What ya up 2?

    1 Woche her
  • Chaos
    luv Chaos

    was the bottle of Vodca anygood? ^_^

    Luffles xXx

    1 Woche her
  • Chaos
    Chaos

    hay hun, thats me just back from Marks, i do have to appologise about us last night, we can be a hand ful when we get drunk together lol, not that you didnt fuel us at all!! lol
    Ill talk to you later if yar on MSN

    Luffles xXx

    1 Woche her
  • Chaos
    Chaos

    hello demon child
    how be you keeping?

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  • Josh Di-Meo
    luv Josh Di-Meo

    I have it, it's bad luck to keep it, so why don't you hang onto it for me. Enjoy the luv

    3 Wochen her
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    luv Dahvie Vanity XD

    Y R U SINGLE ???
    HAVE LOVE
    0141 571 8931
    call me if u wanna talk

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  • Steven'Smart.
    Steven'Smart.

    heyyy :D not spoken ti youu in dooooonkkkss :o howar youu :)) ? xx

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    luv Ryan Docherty

    hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii =B

    am ryan btw a seen once before at mullets i was with mark ^^,)

    xXx

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    Dahvie Vanity XD

    msn ???
    missingforareason@hotmail.co.uk

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  • Demon-Sama
    Demon-Sama

    Um maybe about half one or something. :p

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    luv Eleanor

    i see you're online- have some love :) xxx

    13 Wochen her
  • Demon-Sama
    Demon-Sama

    Ill be in pretty early i think not sure to be honest depends on my mum. Sorry. :s sorry i forgot my charger and i dont have alot of power so it may take me time to reply.

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    Demon-Sama

    Haha! Nice what do i owe you exactly? XD you gona be in town tomorrow?

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    luv Demon-Sama

    Heya! How are you?! Im goog sorry i havnt been on much. I got a new phone and i lost your number what is it again? Im in glasgow atm so wont be on msn. :p

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    Fraser Coull

    Hello!

    "Okay Meg I'm thinking of a word, and it's not kitty"

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    MINI-ME :D

    hows you??
    summer been any good yet??

    x

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