Donal O'Sullivan
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- Q: Why do blondes have square breasts? A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box!
Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q: Why can't blondes count to 70? A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? A: Some traffic signs say stop.
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the waitress when reading her nametag? A: "Mary... that's cute. What did you name the other one?"
Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? A: The noise gave her a headache.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747? A: Not everyone has been in a 747.
Q: What do blondes say after sex? A: "Thanks, guys!"
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A GUIDE TO CORK SLANG!!!
This is your first lesson in de frases of de Cork biys. C'mere I realize
some of the feenos and de wans have pure hassle with de Cork speak like.
So have a lash of it and there'll be less gowls around.
How bad!
PART 1: EXPRESSIONS
1) C'mere = Excuse me
2) I will yeah! = no!
3) What's the story fella? = how are you?
4) hows the form? = hows it hanging?:
5) You would yeah! = You wouldn't dare!
6) Here la = here you are
7) There la = it's over there / look over there
State a him la = He looks bad
9) (Ah / Awe) now sham = that's good
10) I claim ya = I would really like to engage in a fight with you.
11) Pure = very
12) Two fucks = care
13) Couldn't give two fucks = I don't care
14) Like = this word is used at least once in every Cork sentence. E.g.
Ah know like you understand don't ya?
15) Like eh = Used as a hesitation at the start of a sentence.
16) Nawful (he's a nawful langer) = terrible
17) Bate = beat up, used with da fuck. E.g. I'll bate da fuck outa ya
1 Have a lash off = have a go
19) Lash into hash = Smoke cannabis
20) Be wide = be careful
21) Scetch = There's someone coming (be wide)
22) Be doggy wide = be extra careful
23) How bad bhoy = good
24) Bhoy (pronounced-by biya) = man / person. Not necessarily a Celt.
25) A trip in the white van = A trip in an ambulance
26) Meet = get off wid/snog/kiss with tounges
27) Story? = hi whats up? (usually sed before the word kid!!!! eg. Story Kid?
PART 2: NOUNS & VERBS
26) Brasser / stella / tramp / trollup / whore bag prostitute
27) Stella = Girl who wears her hair up in bob, chews on gum, has
earings the size of hulla hoops, and are mostly norries (see no.71)
2 Jammy Rag = a tampon
29) Steamer / bender / queer / ass-bandit / faggot / puff / gaylord =
homosexual 29 b) Hairy = Child molester / peodaphile or old person /
experienced person
30) Blouse = Steamer ( ya fuckin' blouse)
31) Wan / bure = female
32) Young wan = female child
33) Fella / fein / feeno / your man = male
34) Small fella = Male child
35) Mam / dad / ole man / ole laid / oul fella / oul wan = mother/father
36) Lulla / subla / din-din / a suck / cream crackers
= knackers
37) Apache = joyrider
3 Salk = stolen car
39) Sham = young male / hard man or knacker
40) Sham-feen = macho / hard-man
41) Snout / gonker / snoz = nose
42) Gib / gap / gant / gearbox / pussy / bush / muff vagina
43) Pussy = chicken shit or faggot (see no.29)
44) Langer / langerdan: prick
45) Gowl (Ghoul) = Stupid person
46) Gimp = Feckin eejit
47) Gimpy walk = person with the mousy walk (wabbling from side to side)
4 Fifty = Stood up
49) Poppies / tatties = Potatoes
50) Yolkes = ecstasy
51) Duby / chatnospoof = hash
52) a nodge = small bit of hash
53) a knock = a lump of hash of any size
54) A deal = 10 pounds worth of hash
55) A score = 20 pounds worth of hash
56) Shades / law / blue bottles / pigs / = Gardai
57) Two-bulb / shade mo-beal (awe now feen pull a leggar) = squad car
5 Pig stie = Garda station
59) Speedy = Garda motorbike
60) Gatch = walk
61) Snobby cunt / faggot = well-off person
62) Gammy = deformed
63) Jag / doing a line / jaggin / meetin a wan /with / scoring = going
out with
64) Gatt / lush / drink = alcholic beverages
65) Gattin / on the piss / gettin langers / pintin / on the ear = going
drinkin(in a pub)
66) Bushin = going drinkin on the street
67) Reef / reefin / mangle = beat up / beating up
6 Lamp / skanse / la = look
69) Droppin / Wizz = need to piss
70) Hangin = Need a fag
71) Wah / Whacker: scumba
72) Norrie = Person from Northside of the City.
73) Frame / kit = woman's body
74) Flaa = good lookin' girl
75) Feak = see no.73
76) Is she feakin' = is she fuckable
77) Drain the weasel / go for a slash / take a piss urinate somewhere
PART 3 : PLACE NAMES
7 Grawn: Gurranabraher
79) Knocka: Knocknaheeney
80) Mahn: Mahon
81) da Han: Ballyphehane
82) Tokor: Togher
83) da Glen: The Glen
84) Pana1 Commentaar 1015 dagen
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The Devil's Dictionary
ABSTAINER-a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
ACQUAINTANCE-A person whom we know well enough to borrow from but not well enough to lend to. A degree of friendship called slight when it's object is poor or obscure and intimate when he is rich and famous.
AMNESTY-The State's magnaminity to those offenders who it would be too expensive to punish.
APRIL FOOL-The march fool with another year added to his folly
BACKBITE-To speak of a man as you find him when he can't find you.
BELLADONNA-In Italian a beautiful lady, in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
BIGOT-one who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.
BORE-A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
BRIDE-A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
CALAMITY-A more than commonly plain and unmistakable reminder that the affairs of this life are not of our own ordering. Calamities are of two kinds; misfortune to ourselves and good fortune to others.
CHILDHOOD-The period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth-two removed from the sin of manhodd and three from the remorse of age.
COMFORT-a state of mind produced by contemplation of a neighbours's uneasiness.
COMMENDATION-The tribute that we pay to achievements that resemble but do not equal our own.
CONGRATULATION-The civilty of envy.
CONSOLATION-The knowledge that a better man is more unfortunate then yourself.
CONTEMPT-The feeling of a prudent man for an enemy who is too formidable to be safely opposed.
COWARD-One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.
CYNIC-A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought be.
DEFAME-To lie about another. To tell the truth about another.
EDUCATION-That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
EVANGELIST-A bearer of good tidings particularly in a religious sense such as to assure us of our own salvation and the damnation of our neighbours.
FIDELITY-A virtue perculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
FORGETFULLNESS-A gift bestowed by God upon debtors in compensation for their lack of conscience.
FRIENDLESS-Having no favours to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicated to the utterance of truth and common sense.
HAPPINESS-An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of others.
INTERPRETER-One who enables two persons of different languages to understand each other by repeating to each other what it would have been to the interpreter's advantage for the other to have said.
KING-A male person commonly known in America as a "crowned head". Although he never wears a crown and usually had no head to speak of.
LITIGATION-A machine which you go into as a pig and come out a sausage.
LOVE-A temporary insanity curable by marraiage or by the removal of the person from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.
REPORTER-A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.
SUCCESS-the one unpardonable sin againist one's fellows.
WEATHER-The climate of an hour. A permanent topic of conversation among persons whom it does not interest but who have inherited the tendency to chatter about it from naked arboreal ancestors whom it keenly concerned.0 Commentaren 1015 dagen
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A Few Helpful Hints
DOG owners. Don't waste money on a lead. Simply walk your dog backwards holding its tail.
WOULD BE CRIMINALS Before you commit a crime, get a foretaste of what the world would look like from inside a prison by holding a fork up close to your eye.
DRUNKEN drivers. When making your way home from a night out, put 'L' plates on your car to convince patrol-ling police that any careless driving is the result of inexperience rather than drink. How you explain a 3am driving lesson is up to you.
SUDOKU lovers. Solve your puzzles in seconds by logging on to sudoku.sourceforge.net <http://sudoku.sourceforge.net> , typing the clues into the grid and clicking the 'solve' button. This will save hours, leaving you plenty of time to do something worthwhile.
POLICE. Save money on expensive sirens by putting a police dog on the roof of your patrol car and shutting the door on its tail before attending a 999 call.
SHOPPERS When buying oranges, get more for your money by peeling them before taking them to the counter to be weighed.
RAPPERS. Avoid having to say 'know what I'm sayin' all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place.
FOOL everyone into thinking you have just eaten an apple by rubbing your tummy and saying loudly "Mmm! That was a lovely apple
FELLAS. Stand outside an Ann Summers shop dressed in a security guard's uniform with a smoke detector in your pocket. When a fit bird walks out, simply press the smoke alarm test button and voila! A free grope!
LEPRECHAUNS. Protect your finances by investing in a tracker fund, rather than relying on an ailing currency and leaving a 300foot technicolour arrow in the sky pointing to where you have hidden it.
CINEMA goers. Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by having a piss before the film starts.
SMOKERS. 'Every cigarette you smoke takes 10 seconds off your life', health experts say. To combat this, at the end of every day work out how many seconds you have 'lost', and simply go to bed that much later, or wake up that much earlier the next morning. Hey presto! your lost time is returned.
BARE patches on your lawn? Simply stop mowing a patch at the side and let it grow to a significant length. Then, with a rake, sweep it over the bare patch like Sir Bobby Charlton and TV's Robert Robinson do, to create a realistic look of healthy growth.
BREAKFAST LOVERS Make the 'toast always lands butter side down' myth wrong by dropping your toast, then quickly buttering it before someone sees.
EMPLOYERS Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin.
DON'T waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.
WOMEN Don't waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn't give a shit anyway and you could use the saved energy to hoover the house after you've been banged.
HOME decorators. Use a roller in each hand and halve your painting time.
AMERICANS. Build your houses out of bricks and mortar instead of cheap wood to avoid having them destroyed by hurricanes every few weeks.
BANGING two pistachio nutshells together gives the impression that a very small horse is approaching.
SMARTIES tubes pushed over cats' legs make for a futuristic 'space cat'. For a really space age look, cover the tubes in tin foil as well as your pet's tail. This also works with small dogs and the middles out of kitchen rolls
BLIND PEOPLE Give yourself at least a chance of seeing something by not wearing heavy dark glasses all the time.
GRATED cheddar cheese from the supermarket can be squashed tightly together with the fingers to produce a block of cheese, ready for slicing or grating.
WHITE wine splashed onto a red wine stain will clean it up quickly.
Similarly, fat splashes on clothes can be easily removed by rubbing salad onto the affected area.
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Karen Costigan46 weken geledenHey!!
Having my 21st in Cavanaghs
(pub across from redz)
on the 23rd at nine!!
hope you can make it!! x
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50 weken geleden
Denise O'Regan
oh my god i'm sooo sorry about ripper
poor thing
good luck in all your exams though, i'm sure you'll be fine
no exams for me thank god
but about 3 assignments due after christmas so thats a bit of a dose
no other news really, can't wait till friday and then freedom
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54 weken geleden via Mobiel
Valerie O Regan
Hey boy.. I hear you were one of d lucky ones who got a flight home. Nice one. We here entertaining your family.. Your dad is eatin all the pie!!
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Valerie O Regan56 weken geleden
hey you.,,, i put up pics of the party for your folks
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Denise O'Regan57 weken geleden
cool i might pop down next weekend so
UCC is good, i'm enjoying it so far, first assignment is due in bout 3 weeks so we have to get down to proper work now but it's all good how's UCD???
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Denise O'Regan57 weken geleden
hey ya, i would drop down this weekend but i'm dying sick and i'm scared i'd contaminate everyone, are you down any other weekend??
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58 weken geleden
Denise O'Regan
Hey you!! ok i'm really bad, i have your present sitting on my desk for the last few weeks and i haven't gotten around to getting it to you yet
sorry. I'm just going to have to post it up to you mail me your address in the big smoke and we'll see if i can get it to you before you turn 22
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62 weken geleden
Denise O'Regan
AWW!! i'm sure she misses you too
your own car, i'm impressed pity that you can't drive it yet though and aren't you very good for bringing padraig up. HEY!!! you've turned into elizabeth
I'll definatly make sure to enjoy my last week of freedom till i'm back to the old slog
Talk to you soon
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62 weken geleden
Denise O'Regan
i know everyone i know seems to be going to ucc this year, i think my neighbor sarah is doing the same course as robert. not completely sure though.
your timetable sounds rotten, i hate those long breaks in between lectures it always makes the day feel longer than it actually is yeack!!
no other news for me, i'm not starting back till the 22nd so i've another week of freedom still. we only have like 11 hours of lectures for this course although that doesn't include the tutorials and workshops that we have to do but were actually finished at 1 on a friday, i won't know what to do with myself this year with all the free time
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Denise O'Regan
Hey ya Donal!! it's been ages,
so how's you how's life in the big smoke going for ya?? i finished registration last friday and i am now an official student of ucc again
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Aisling McGrath67 weken geledenthank you, my hip sensei!
see ya next month!
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Aisling McGrath67 weken geleden
barry's tea shipment has arrived in california!
(my mother posted it on the 4th of july, and it only arrived yesterday!
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ah, the glorious smoothness of gold blend.... i've been living on lyons tea before now, not the same at all at all!
i want an all ireland final to go to when i get home (we're suffering hurling withdrawal symptoms here!), so tipp better beat waterford, so then i can see them beat kilkenny!
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Aisling McGrath67 weken geleden
it can't be week 2! that's freshers week! blizzards & vengaboys!!!
only two more years of college left for you now donal... time is running out! then you'll have to go into the REAL world!!! and WORK!!!
another question for ya! do 3rd years generally start doing ems during the month off for xmas???
hard luck in the hurling btw!
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Iníon Ní Gharbhaigh
Ok you're so on! Out we shall go. It will be funnnn! I had never seen marilyn before at all, or Audrey Hepburn, and Brian gave emma some audrey so Emma educated me!
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Iníon Ní Gharbhaigh67 weken geleden
Hello My darling!
It was loverly seeing u at Emma's Party but somehow amidst all the party madness I didnt get talking to you much! Alas alas. You must come out in Cork some night with me and Emma - how fun would that be eh?
We can make Blarney (sweetcorn) Salad!
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Dave O'Regan68 weken geledenchrist essays bore the shit out of me.. it's a good thing bebo shares a gaff with typing
You big "touch-me-not" you!!!
Emma Coffey 0 Antwoordenheres a bunch of flowers to say sorry for your nocturnal visitation last night! i promise to try and keep my subconscious in check in future!
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