Steve Herd
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Mężczyzna, 19,
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- Wyświetlenia: 6 899
- Jest z nami od: January 2006
- Ostatnio online: 11 tygodni temu
- bebo.gazeta.pl/herdyboy
- Motto
- you want some coolade?!
- Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
- BO BO BO BRRAAP!
Got_milk_mmm@hotmail.co.uk
- Moja druga połowa
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Itsnotgayoranything
- Music
- into Oasis, kasabian, Stone roses, fleetwood mac, coldplay, Bruce springsteen, Tom Petty, pendulum, bob marley, eek a mouse, plus 44, massive attack, prodigy, bruce hornsby's alright, ice cube, dmx, u2, steve harley and the cokney rebel, notorious B.I.G, 2pac, chase n status, skream, bonecrusher, o'l dirty bastard, wu tang klan, cypress hill, phil collins, modularpeople
- Films
- fuckeen..MILLIONS. gladiator, beutiful mind, first rocky"s so so good, rest are batty part from balboa. prety pumpin tbh, the departed, three hundred. Forrest Gump, cloverfield got such a chubby over it right now. taxi driver, the fountain
- Sports
- basketball. Im shit at it though. boxing
- Scared Of
- scary shit
- Happiest When
- when im not stressing about stuff, and goin mental!
- likes
- messin about with my mates, partying, laughing, lookin forward to something that will result in partying and/or laughing, rippin willie for being gay, having tons of bunts in my back burner (although this is rarely so) decent chat, the office, when its nice outside, bbq's, sleeping
- dislikes
- humidity
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- steve that quiz is the mad note! Wykonano: 6
- Just a fuucckeen quiz eh? Wykonano: 7
- bitchin' quiz Wykonano: 7
- How well do you know Stevaan? Wykonano: 10
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- kasabian
- the killers
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- Children of Bodom
- Slayer
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- dire straits
- faith no more
- pearly jam
- the crue
- the motherfukn zeppelin
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Chuck Norris bitch!
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.1 komentarz 974 dni
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Proud to be a Scot
Being Scottish is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or ,aTurkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
And the most Scottish thing of all? Suspicion of all things foreign!
Only in Scotland can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Scotland do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Sotland do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.
Only in Scotland do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
Only in Scotland do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Scotland do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in Scotland are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.
NOT TO MENTION..
3 Scots die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Scots were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Scots are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
31 Scots have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Scots have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
Scottish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after Xmas cracker-pulling accidents.
18 Scots had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Scots were admitted to A&E in the last two years after trying to open bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Scots were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars.
and finally...
In 2000 eight Scots were admitted to hospital with fractured skulls incurred whilst throwing up into the toilet.
If you're proud to be a Scot, send this on!
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Harry Pumfrey43 tygodnie temuSteven, get me a job at the co-op
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Ramsay Hunter45 tygodni temuUuuh huh.
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Ozz46 tygodni temulol, my mate gave me a lift down coz i needed to pick up some stuff from the hanson's haha. yeah i was gonna stay but that chick that was workin looked like a bitch lol.. so wat u been up to ? im in hong kong rite now lol its chuffin hot...
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Ali46 tygodni temuhey panther! nah i wasnt under the shade of a coco, there IS NO SHADE HERE! its freaking boiling. i'm turning into a black man...which means i'l hav even better bobby banter AYEEEEEEEEEE?!
not bn up 2 too much recently apart from the beach drinking, i had my third day at wrk 2day which was alreeet, tryin to save some dolla bills b4 heading up the coast in our pimpin camper, u no it has a sticker with george bush and a hash bush nxt to him the words above say bad bush gd bush. so basically i hav a dope van now lol
so u got a job yet bumface?
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Ali47 tygodni temu
wasspoppin my sista from anothamista?
u bn up 2 much butt munch? xxx -
Ryan M51 tygodni temuhey bitch, howz it goin
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Harry Pumfrey52 tygodnie temu
the songs quality craka
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53 tygodnie temu
Ali
ahahaha i am sure as hell not cruising round the whole of the coast in a fricking gay chariot lol... CRAP PLAN.
haha and also a crime lord? they'l take one look at ur name, sex panther, and busta cap in ur junk! haha ya'll? since wen do u say that u trunpet? and we'rall bk in june, think it the 5th
stil quite abit away. feels like i'v bn here for ageeeeeeeeeees, spose its almost bn a month! 
anyway any job yet? and i thought u wer heading to london? its well expensive down there anyway, wel wen i went, u wanting to move uptown then? sounds like a plan. i wana do that as soon as i get bk xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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54 tygodnie temu
Ali
hahahaha well..... we kinda quit that job after a week :0
ITS HORRIBLE! 11 hrs a day 6 days a week for 200 dollars which is like 80 quid... pants loike! although i did get to ride a warmblood stalion worth loads called maverick (total physco)... girv fell off was pretty awsome landing.
so we're in a reali kl hostel in melbourne city, reali reali kl but massive. only bn here for three days and i am stil well and truly hungover from the first night. think we're guna gert a wagon car sometime this week so we can road trip our way bk to sydney which is awsome and then up the coast!
got any goss from home for me? u bn thinking anymore about london? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx -
Robert55 tygodni temuaight man, yeh its mental, course is hard as shit but is well decent. yeh my exams are before chrim as well so im around all hols. hows life comin on?
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Ozz55 tygodni temu
Sup g, u missed chase n status was pretty disgusting lol place was absolutely packed. nevermind, wat u been up to ? u got a job yet lol ?
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Ali55 tygodni temu
hahahaha ok i will try
it may getstolen on the way
:0 i'l txt u soon bubs!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Ali55 tygodni temu
ahahahahaha i wont burn it!!
how was ur bacon, i kinda want some now its 20 to 11am so breakfast time make us some bacon n toast CHEERS
ahahahaha i hope u did the pony dance in thoses two clubs lol? o ye the subways here are muchos better btw had two already weeeeeeeeeeeeeee and giimmee ur adresss or u'l not get a postcard OK? lol xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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55 tygodni temu
Ozz
waddup my breda! wat u doin on bebo at this time lol. im at uni got ntn beter to do so thot i wud fuck about on bebo lol.. sorry never picked up the phone the other night, when i woke up on saturday i was total disgustingly ill iv had a rage cold all weekend, fucking shoite like.
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55 tygodni temu
Ali
hahaha if i can find one i wil get it for u. u mean one with croc teeth on? u going to go 2 london? btw wer u pisd the other day wen u called? lol i was having lunch with girv on palm beach!
was it a gd nite? i miss the bobby banter home slice xxxxxxx wats ur adress so i can send a postcard aswell?
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56 tygodni temu
Ali
wassup sucka!! bet u'v jst gone to bed! i'm getting readay to catch a ferry with girv to manly beach o yea babaey
went to bondi beach yesterday n it was amazing, sand sea n surf, may hav gotten a wee bit burnt tho 
watcha bn up 2? missing me?? lol xxxxxxxxxxx
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Ozz56 tygodni temu
sup g!
got ur coment on facebook but i hardly kno how to use that shite..
aye im coming down this weekend not too sure when probs friday night.. been up to much ? -
59 tygodni temu
quite picture of you
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