Zoe

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Zoe
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  • Female, 18, Luv 307
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
BEBO WTF
So I came on here
and
there was all this shit in these boxes
which
I don't really remember because my memory phai
but
it was good times all round, I'm sure
but
find me on Facebook because it pwnz
srsly
k
thx
bai.
^__^

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  • Scantily-clad cadaver fun!

    So as you may have noticed (NOTHING ESCAPES THE WATCH OF CH-CH-CHANGES), I added the Bubblegirl application. It allows you to throw a droopy, bikini-wearing contortionist around in a seemingly infinite space occupied by large bouncy spheres. Please note that said spheres also look quite painful to crash into, as demonstrated by our lovely underwear model friend.
    I must admit, it is very amusing. However, I'm having a hard time envisioning the demographic that this was created for. In particular...why is she wearing hardly any clothes?
    Sure, sometimes she looks a bit sexual when folded over one of those slippery, sensual spheres (DOUBLE POINTS FOR ASSONANCE, BOOM!)...but her limbs go in all directions!? She bends in ways which is it not possible to bend!? Did I mention that she is DISTURBINGLY INANIMATE!?
    She is, without a doubt, not alive.
    Therefore, I have deduced that the Bubblegirl Application is designed to appeal to one demographic, and one demographic only:
    People who enjoy necrophiliac soft porn (not even soft porn, more like watered down underwear model competitions), and who have an interest in children's inflatable playground equipment. Oh, and the control side of BDSM. Violent control. Such as throwing near-nude corpses at the virtual equivalent of Moonhoppers.

    I may or may not be part of that demographic.

    1 Comment 357 days

  • Predictive text.

    My phone's pre-entered predictive text words do not include 'cardigan.'
    When I try to write 'cardigan', I get 'caregin.'
    This is worrying, because cardigans are an essential part of life. They are bringers of necessary warmth and comfort! They are the quintessential cozy fashion accessory!
    However, I have discovered that my phone's pre-entered predictive text words do include '3sum.'
    At first I thought someone had entered this word into my phone's vocabulary, and I know for a fact that while I have used the word 'threesome', my pretentious favouritism of correct grammar would mean I never used the word '3sum.'
    Intrigued, I whipped up my phone's 'My Words' list to see if the word '3sum' had been entered into by some sexually deviant and illiterate friend.
    This, malheureusement, was not the case.
    My phone knows the word '3sum', yet it does not know the word 'cardigan.' There is something inherently wrong with this situation.
    I am not a cheap hooker who works by text-booking. I do not abuse the English language! I will have more use for the word 'cardigan' than I ever will for '3sum'!
    I FAVOUR CARDIGANS OVER 3SUMS!!
    ANARCHYYY!!!

    4 Comments 370 days

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  • nzhotornot.com
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    join our website, where you can rate or get rated and meet people from all around new zealand www.nzhotornot.com 6:54:14 p.m.

    20 weeks ago
  • Tom Reese
    Tom Reese

    wat the hell is up with you girl.
    havent seen or heard from you for wat seems like months and probably has been.

    41 weeks ago
  • Daniel Millar
    luv Daniel Millar

    Hope your trekking is going fantastic and it's not too hot nor cold!

    we're going up to the bellbird to night to see cosm + psilo + delicious + mr squach play!
    wish you were coming!

    ta ta

    45 weeks ago
  • Tom Reese
    Tom Reese

    ah i see i see. and na im good thanks

    48 weeks ago
  • Tom Reese
    Tom Reese

    you not going to CDs?

    48 weeks ago
  • Daniel Millar
    luv Daniel Millar

    I'm really enjoying myself throwing the semi-naked model into the big balls and seeing how much damage i think would happen when i do such actions. I do hope your having a lovely trip at the moment as i'm stuck in the library and it's raining outside and it's cold.

    I've been sitting next to a 'g-unit' for the past 30min who has just left, and i found that the book he was reading was a McDonalds book about all the different happy meal toys from around the world! Fascinating!

    50 weeks ago
  • Ridiculous Thoughts
    luv Ridiculous Thoughts

    Your blogs are the most hilarious things I have ever read.

    Seriously. You're a genious.

    50 weeks ago
  • Chris
    luv Chris

    If you get a camel will you name it after me?? Yes ok Thankyou :D

    50 weeks ago
  • Daniel Millar
    luv Daniel Millar

    I'm sorry, whenever i next get bored on bebo i'll change it again.

    I'm suprised people still use bebo! ha.

    Then again, i'm on here myself.

    w00t

    51 weeks ago
  • Harriet
    luv Harriet

    Ok I HAVE to give you your 300th love.
    OCD.
    :)

    51 weeks ago
  • Tom Reese
    luv Tom Reese

    oh damn, anal rap eis definately not a happy thing.
    so your study plan didnt work then???

    51 weeks ago
  • Daniel Deans
    luv Daniel Deans

    Really? It'll be a lonely Christmas at Chawton this year.

    Indeed! I'm really excited. We might even get into Egypt if I'm lucky. Staying there for a whole month over January. Also stopping in Korea on the way there. Only for one very jetlagged day, but hey, I'm still excited lol. I've only ever been as far as Australia.

    My exams were....ok. Definitely not as great as they could have been. But I've done well throughout the year so I'm not too concerned. And hey, I still have another year left of high school. So anything can change yet lol.

    So, whereabouts are you heading off to in the big wide scary world?


    51 weeks ago
  • Peach
    luv Peach

    its scary man!!

    52 weeks ago
  • Daniel Deans
    luv Daniel Deans

    Hey! It's that Zoe girl! I think I know you from somewhere!

    So, turns out I won't see you at Christmas this year. Sad eh? I'll be up north. With our other family. Shortly thereafter travelling to Israel with Jenny, Steve and Esther for a month. Exciting huh!

    So how did your final major exams for the highly sophisticated and intelligent go? Pass with flying colours?

    52 weeks ago