Mel Brown

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  • weiblich, 33, Herzchen 29
  • von Leeds (via Los angeles)
  • Profilaufrufe: 4.463
  • Zuletzt aktiv: 27 Wochen her
  • www.bebo.com/ooh_me_grapes

Über mich

Motto
love me do
Ich über mich
Read the Headlines!
Ive got Fookin' band back together! No need to thank me, Hope youve all got tickets for comeback tour! Il be able to afford another trip to spain to see our pat! She still out there on't tax dodge!

'Ow do? Im Mel B, u might recognise me from't Spice girls? Better known as scary spice! I were lead singer for years 1996-1998 before i left for me own career as a solo artist. Im livin in Leeds at minute with our Phoneix and Angel iris and after my victory with paternity test im quids in/ courtesy of that fooker murphy :) Less said the better! Considerin a comeback anytime soon so watch this space.... People say ive lost it// wat with L.A. State o Mind goin in at #456: but I havent, Ive still got it. I have... Ive still got it! (it never left me)


*Who needs Men? who needs Men at all****


Put this on your bebo
If you have ever
pushed a door
with a pull sign on it!
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Micheal cd
Music
out by the spice girls, la state o mind, michael jackson or orson the m***e teasin' bas**rds, nowt by that melanie c 'un mind you /\ shes a complete bitch! I want candy indeed! Flippin' shite!
Films
spiceworld the movie, alien, ya y a y a
Sports
cudnt be fuked with all that but i do enjoy watchin our pats work out oooh!!! an' sometimes if funds are low i 'ave to do a bit o runnin in the city, if u know wat i mean..
Scared Of
Headlines, our new single!
Happiest When
singing, on tour, lookin after our Phoneix, meetin me fans, thinking bout the future (grim) and now with me new addition im busier than ever
WENT TO A PARTY
I DANCED ALL NIGHT, I HAD 16 BEERS AND I STARTED UP A FIGHT, BUT NOW I'M JADED, YOU'RE OUTTA LUCK, I'M ROLLING DOWN THE STAIRS TOO DRUNK TO FUCK
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“I'm a trisexual. I'll try anything once.” Me in me nurses outfit.. dead kinky aren't I/

Im actually lookin for work at the minute so if anyone had any suggestions as a career for this manakin feel free to leave a fookin' comment

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  • im on wikipedia oooooooo

    Melanie Janine Brown (born May 29, 1975 in Leeds, West Yorkshire) (aka Melanie B) is an English pop singer best known as one of the members of the girl band the Spice Girls, one of the most successful female groups of all time. She was given the nickname "Scary Spice" by the British media, due to her outrageous attitude, manner of dress, and voluminously curly hair.

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    Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself.

    One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it.

    He spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.

    Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife had died suddenly in his absence.

    When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery.

    A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."

    Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her."

    "She was a rotten old thing from the beginning."

    "Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish."

    "She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too."

    "Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy."

    "I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time."

    "I warned them that she wasn't very good and that she smelled bad, but they wanted her anyway."

    "The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle."

    The old woman fainted.

    a zig a zig aaa!

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  • how do

    as u all know, im famous and if u r lucky enuf to b on me friends list, then arent u the dogs watsits, anyhow wat comments i want is for u to tell ur auntie mel all ur confessions/problems an the like. i want a collage o them. now get to it. >:(

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  • OdeN
    OdeN

    Luv is rare. You can only give it 3 times a day.

    28 Wochen her
  • Rosetta Dobbins

    hey cutie hit me up if you wanna get freaky with this gal on cam, my msn is rosemarypmsh@hotmail.com muah

    58 Wochen her via Handy
  • Kacey Downer

    i know you Zeke , OMG.....this hot crazy chick with huge tits is showing on msn messenger! message CaliGrl228@hotmail.com on msn before she gets off!

    63 Wochen her via Handy
  • Emma Davidson
    Emma Davidson

    Hiya mel,its emma,hows u,and what ave.u been,doing.latley?u ok.cool.profile,can u plz add me thanxs.plz email.back.thanxs emma x

    64 Wochen her via Handy
  • Evin Animated
    Evin Animated

    Ow do mel! Whatcha think of the eurovision tonight?! U should of entered,would of been much better than that ol andy !!

    xox

    78 Wochen her
  • David Munns
    luv David Munns

    ey up nahthen sithee a thowt it were u, who could mistake that smell,like a bacon sandwich gone wrong, i'd still eat yer though mel, (covered in tomatoes(peeled))is that short for melbania,is that where ya from ,i dont mind, ya cant help it ,i mean ya parents fooked there thats all. well mel(hee hee)im about as good looking and as desperate as you look,so's im laying it down to ya straightish will ya go out wi mi, av got (read faster)mi own horse mi own cat, av got it tall ,im a fookin steal,better move fast...av just farted. think about tit, i know i do.

    79 Wochen her
  • Robbie
    Robbie

    'ow do!

    :L :L :L

    80 Wochen her
  • Liam Jeordhan C
    luv Liam Jeordhan C

    i bought ya book mel ya minge teasin BASTARD ya!

    ere's me luv

    89 Wochen her
  • Armitage Shanks
    Armitage Shanks

    Give us a flick of that bean mel.

    91 Wochen her
  • Ruth Raftery
    Ruth Raftery

    hi how r u doing

    91 Wochen her
  • Josh
    Josh

    oh mel b crab paste yah minge teasin bastard yah errrrr

    93 Wochen her
  • Simple As Reg
    Simple As Reg

    ur a right owl fuuuck!!


    Me grapes!! yah bastad yah!

    96 Wochen her
  • H.
    H.

    "Oi u on abicus, i'm tryin 2 tell a story here u ignorant lil shite!!!"

    LMFFFFFFFFFFAO :L !!

    97 Wochen her
  • Phillip McC
    Phillip McC

    HoWS BaND????

    97 Wochen her