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Talk to everyone in a high pitched,whiney baby voice

2. Slap random people and look shocked & insist u thought they were someone else

3. Specify more than 19 times that your Mc Donalds or KFC drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally & make it squeak with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by following random people around while asking them personal questions.

7.Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Hum the batman theme constantly..

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

12. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets & siucra packets & put salt in milk in cafes..

13.Sniffle incessantly and sneeze & cough on people u dislike.. that'll show em

15. Name your dog "Doggykins."

16. If some asks u 4 directions.. blatantly lie.

17. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

18. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

20. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real clincher."

21. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with dettol disinfectant spray.

21. Practice making fax and helicopter noises while spitting on ur 'friends'.

22. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up!!

24. Make up stupid words in conversations, and act insulted when the person appears confused & starts talking bout the little men in white coats that r comin 2 say hi...

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are "spiderwoman ."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophecy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control and if any1 tries 2 take it away 4m u.. spray pepperspray in their eyes ( accidentally

28. Harass random people about ur problems & question them on the meaning of life.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and screamin lalalalalalalalalala...etc

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room in someones face

31. Eavesdrop on evidentially 'PRIVATE' conversations.

32. Shout out random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Tell bitchy people u read their diary.Even if u didn't cause thy're paranoid.

36. Ask 11811 eircom people for sexy dates. rraawwwwwrr

37. Pull at peoples hair cause it just doesn't look 'REAL' !!

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products BEHIND RADIATORS

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Skip queues.

43.Send stupid chain msgs repeatedly that make no sense.at all.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored bright 'Orange' .

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every program ends..haha

48. Backcomb peoples hair without them knowin.. hee hee

49. Stand outside d hairdressers and tell the people comin out how they look like roadkill driven over twice.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS.

53. Wink at people in d medolands and when they come over 2 say hi.. look disgusted and run away.

54. Slap people on the back of their head and point 2 the biatch who 'did it'. u saw it all from d sidelines..

55. Buy

me 14 days ago

I have always wanted to_______you.

You have a cute______.

You make me _______.

You should _______.

Someday I will ______.

You + me=________.

If I saw you now I'd __________.

I would build a _______ just for you.

I would get your name tattooed on my __________.

If I could sing you any song it would be _________.

We could __________ under the stars.

My love for you is like that of ____________.


posted by katie o'neill(sxykatexxx)