Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.

You're a 90's kid if:

YOU'VE WORN LEGGINGS AND FELT COOL.

YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH THE POWER RANGERS!

YOU USED TO LOVE PLAYING WITH YOUR "PUPPY IN MY POCKET"

YOU REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY WORTH GETTING UP ON A SATURDAY MORNING TO WATCH LIVE & KICKING OR
SM:TV.

YOU HAD A HUGE FRINGE AT SOME POINT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD.

YOU REMEMBER READING AND WATCHING "GOOSEBUMPS"

YOU KNOW THE WORDS FROM THE SHAKEY JAKE MILKSHAKE ADVERTS

YOU REMEMBER THE CRAZE OF YO-YOS AND TAMAGOTCHI'S

YOU COLLECTED POKEMON CARDS.

YOU HAD A WEIRD ALIEN THAT LIVED IN GOOEY STUFF IN A PLASTIC
'POD' AND THOUGHT IF YOU STUCK 2 BACK TO BACK THEY WOULD HAVE A BABY!

YOU WATCHED THE ORIGINAL POSTMAN PAT, FIREMAN SAM AND NINJA TURTLES.

YOU GOT YOUR MUM TO BUY 'BN' BISCUITS

YOU USED TO WEAR THOSE STICK ON EARRINGS, NOT ONLY ON YOUR EARS BUT AT THE CORNERS OF YOUR EYES.

YOU REMEMBER THE TIME BEFORE LITERACY AND NUMERACY HOUR EXISTED.

YOU THOUGHT BRAIN FROM "PINKEY AND THE BRAIN" WOULD FINALLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

YOU REMEMBER BUM BAGS.

YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON FUN HOUSE

YOU COLLECTED TAZOS

SPICE GIRLS PHOTOS.

Man o Man and Gladiators on a Saturday night

Jelly shoes

Fruit salads and black jacks

The Demon Headmaster

Euro 96 Crisps! Cheese n Owen, Salt n Lineker, Smokey Beckham

Three Lions Song

You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ]

You remember watching:
-Doug
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." *sings*

You remember:
-Dinosaurs,
-Boy Meets World,
-sabrina the teenage whitch.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

supermarket sweep.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

when everyhting was settled by:
-rock paper scissors.
-turn around, tutch the ground...
-ip dip doo the cats got the flu...

when playing 'house' was a daily activity.

when we played Hide and seek/kiss catch until our legs grew numb.

when we used to obey our parents

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. ♥♥♥

when daytime t.v was all learning stuff for kids, that your parents made you watch if you stayed off school.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to britain's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching:
-The Magic roundabout
-kipper the dog
-button moon

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Wally books.

You remember eating thoses biscuit rings with icing on top.

You remember watching:
-the 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-3 Ninjas movies.

when starburst were called opalfruits.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

...and even the boys loved steps and spice girls.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies.

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

10. Everybody likes sex and nobody likes
school, except for nuns and only because they can't have a shag.

9. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs,
etc...School just sucks.

8. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette.
After school you feel like smoking something a hell of a lot stronger.

7. You only get disciplined during sex if you want to.

6. Drinking drives people to sex, whereas school drives people to drink.

5. Sex relieves stress. School is the cause of stress.

4. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex.

3. After sex you feel like you have accomplished
something.

2. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a
hooker, it is still cheaper than paying thousands of pounds in tuition and taxes.

And the Number 1 reason why sex is better than
school is........

1. At least you have a choice whether or not you
want to have sex. At school your teachers screw you weather you like it or not.