Kingsman Alexander Green
Sergeant Wayne Rees
Sergeant Graham Hesketh
Sergeant Jonathan Hollingsworth
Warrant Officer Class 2 Lee Hopkins
Staff Sergeant Sharron Elliott
Corporal Ben Nowak
Marine Jason Hylton
Kingsman Jamie Lee Hancock
Lt Tom Tanswell
Lance Corporal Dennis Brady
Gunner Lee Thornton
Gunner Samuela Vanua
Gunner Stephen Robert Wright
Corporal Matthew Cornish
Corporal John Johnston Cosby
Lt Tom Mildinhall
Lance Corporal Paul Farrelly
Private Joseva Lewaicei
Private Adam Morris
Wing Commander John Coxen, RAF
Lt Commander Darren Chapman, Fleet Air Arm
Captain David Dobson, Army Air Corps
Flight Lieutenant Sarah-Jayne Mulvihill, RAF
Marine Paul Collins
Lt Richard Palmer
Captain Richard Holmes
Private Lee Ellis
Trooper Carl Smith
Corporal Gordon Alexander Pritchard
Lance Corporal Allan Douglas
Sergeant John Jones
Sergeant Chris Hickey
Captain Ken Masters
Major Matthew Bacon
Fusilier Donal Anthony Meade
Fusilier Stephen Robert Manning
Second Lt Richard Shearer
Private Leon Spicer
Private Phillip Hewett
Signaller Paul William Didsbury
Lance Corporal Alan Brackenbury
Gdsm Anthony John Wakefield
Private Mark Dobson
Squadron Leader Patrick Marshall
Flight Lt David Stead
Flight Lt Andrew Smith
Flight Lt Paul Pardoel
Master Engineer Gary Nicholson
Chief Technician Richard Brown
Flight Sergeant Mark Gibson
Sergeant Robert O'Conner
Corporal David Williams
Acting Lance Corporal Steven Jones
Sergeant Paul Connolly
Private Pita Tukutukuwaqa
Sergeant Stuart Gray
Private Paul Lowe
Private Scott McArdle
Staff Sergeant Denise Michelle Rose
Private Kevin McHale
Corporal Marc Taylor
Gunner David Lawrence
Fusilier Stephen Jones
Lance Corporal Paul Thomas
Private Marc Ferns
Private Lee O'Callaghan
Private Christopher Rayment
Flight Lieutenant Kristian Gover
Fusilier Gordon Gentle
Corporal Richard Ivell
Sapper Robert Thomson
Rifleman Vincent Windsor
Lance Corporal Andrew Craw
Major James Stenner
Sergeant Norman Patterson
Private Ryan Thomas
Corporal Ian Plank
Sergeant John Nightingale
Fusilier Russell Beeston
Major Matthew Titchener
Company Sergeant Major Colin Wall
Corporal Dewi Pritchard
Captain David Jones
Private Jason Smith
Captain James Linton
Sergeant Simon Hamilton-Jewell
Corporal Russell Aston
Corporal Paul Long
Corporal Simon Miller
Lance Corporal Benjamin Hyde
Lance Corporal Thomas Keys
Mr Leonard Harvey
Corporal David Shepherd
Gunner Duncan Pritchard
Private Andrew Kelly
Lance Corporal James McCue
Fusilier Kelan Turrington
Lance Corporal Ian Malone
Piper Christopher Muzvuru
Lance Corporal Karl Shearer
Lt Alexander Tweedie
Staff Sergeant Chris Muir
Lance Corporal Shaun Brierley
Marine Christopher Maddison
Major Steve Ballard
Lance Corporal of Horse Matty Hull
Corporal Stephen Allbutt
Trooper David Clarke
Lance Corporal Barry Stephen
Sergeant Steven Roberts
Sapper Luke Allsopp
Staff Sergeant Simon Cullingworth
Flight lt Kevin Barry Main
Flight Lt David Rhys Williams
Lt Philip Green
Lt Antony King
Lt Marc Lawrence
Lt Philip West
Lt James Williams
Lt Andrew Wilson
Colour Sergeant John Cecil
Lance Bombardier Llywelyn Evans
Captain Philip Stuart Guy
Marine Sholto Hedenskog
Sergeant Les Hehir
Operator Mechanic Second Class Ian Seymour
Warrent Officer Second Class Mark Stratford
Major Jason Ward
Acting Chief Petty Officer Simon Roger Owen
Senior Aircraftman Christopher Bridge
RFN Dan Coffey
RFN Paul Donnachie
RFN Aaron Lincoln
SAC Peter Mcferran
LAC Martin Beard
Private Aaron Mcclure
Private Paul Lowe
Private Jamie Kerr
Private Scott Kennedy
Corporal Ben Leaning
Trooper Kristen Turton
Kingsman Danny Wilson
Trooper Eddie Collins
Sgt Steve Roberts
Sgt Steve Tanner
Lcpl Jay Cartwright
Lcpl Tim Daz Flowers
Cpl Eddy Edward
Corporal Paul Joszko
Colour Sergeant Phillip Newman
Private Brian Tunnicliffe
Lance Sergeant Chris Casey
L/Cpl Kirk Redpath
Pte Craig Barber
Cpl Steve Edwards
L/Cpl

01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.

02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals

03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.

04. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.


05. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and shout:
"Why can't you people just leave me alone!?"

06. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

07. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

08.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say:
"PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

09.When an announcment come on the loudspeaker fall to the floor and scream at the top of your voice
"NO!......It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

10. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell:
"........there's no toilet paper in here!"

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