Aiming for my gonna-be-uncle with a gun, shoots, missed, shoots him twice misses again
Uncle:"someones taking pop shots at me... damn kerry squirrels"

Old lady stares at us hatefully when we sit on the couches in the cafe
Lucas with Lauren sitting on his lap on the couch which he took up himself while his friends sit on the other couches and floors
Lucas:"Is it me or is that old lady staring at us with pure hatred"
Michael:"Its okay, i get that all the time from the old lady who lives next door to me, always complains when i bring a girl over"
Lucas:"That's cuz theres always a noise of a girl shouting 'No means NO!'"

Lucas and Lauren were talking about some topic that was bordering about sex, Lauren's older protective brother,Robert walks through the door of the hotel.
Robert:"Lauren, whos he?" pointing at Lucas
Lauren:"He's.."
Lucas:"..the guy that could pretty much rock her world"
Lauren:"hes talking about dancing and night clubs!"
Hayley:"weren't ye both just talking about sex?"
Robert:"what?"
Lauren:"she's joking, i've never had sex, i hope its fun"
Robert looks at Lucas hatefully and every guy in the room sensing the tension stood up and looked hatefully towards Robert.

Uncle was teaching some guys how to say simple phrases in latin. Lucas was sitting on the counter flirting with the receptionist.
Uncle:"Lucas, if you think your so smart, say something in latin"
Lucas:"Karissima, noli tardare studeamus nos nunc amare sine te non potero vivere iam decet amorem perficere" saying it to the receptionist loud enough for his uncle and the rest of the guys to hear.
The other guys:"Is that latin? What'd he say?"
Uncle:"Oh.. He's good."

Guys were sitting in the living room section in the lobby and Lucas was peeling an orange he wasn't planning to eat only catching short sentences of the conversation the guys are having.
Adam:"Lucas is gay"
Lucas:"If im so gay then you should eat my naked unprotected orange!" and lucas throws the orange at adam and got him in the head
Aine:"hey! a little consideration for the homosexuals who are present, will ya?"
Lucas & Adam:"Sorry mom"

Darragh and Lucas was talking in the library.
Darragh:"I have too many stray thoughts, I was driving one day and i saw this hot girl and nearly crashed the car..for the rest of the day i haven't stopped thinking about her"
Lucas:"Billie would be totally pissed off now if she heard that y'know..lucky for me I don't have a girl so those troubles and totally your troubles"
Old lady comes up after eavesdropping on the conversation.
Old lady:"Do you know how to get rid of those stray thoughts from your mind fast!"
Lucas:"Is it alcohol? i don't think you should encourage him to drink more alcohol then he already does"
Old lady:"noo.. this will involve your hands to exercise too"
Lucas:"smoking?"
Old lady takes out two knitting needles and a bundle of wool
Lucas:"oh she is definetly an old women..go on darragh! knit me a scarf!"

Hey to whom is reading this becuz some like me couldn't be bothered reading all this cuz most of them are filled with crap talking about some boring stuff like flying heinz beans can or something lol. Before considering to talk to me STOP! think about whether if your an annoying self-obsessed depressed everything-is-about-me kinda of person, then think if you have interesting things to say, and then conclude whether you are or not and THEN continue considering whether to talk to me or not. Because my dear readers theres no point complaining and whining about how your life sucks and stuff cuz everyone else feels the exact same way they just don't bitch about it. The world is anything you want to be..not square cuz thats proven to be..well.. oval but you can believe its square..just don't tell people cuz you'll be like a sack of crazy with a side of heinz beans..maybe a can of corn..i don't really like canned beans..its the thought of small ovalish vegetables drowning in ketchup made out fruit, its disturbing in a way of its own...oh yeah if you think that you are one of the lucky 7 out of 10 people who don't feel bad about themselves then you can consider talking to me then you are welcome to..message or comment me or destroy my whiteboard with nonsense and colour..i don't care, watever im not online that much anyway lol
If you want to catch up with me though i have hotmail..but you have to ask it cuz y'know crazy devil-spawned-from-the-foulest-pits-of-hell girls are now using the internet..their getting more advanced in the world!..which..isn't too good for me so..yeah.. lol
Oh yeah i may become slightly a bit maybe minisculy racist against americans and british..but thats only cuz my grandad used to spend hours and hours talking to me about them and growing up with that when i was a child..it kinda just.. stuck to me but if i do go into my total anti-english or american just ignore me..or retaliate which is even better cuz i just thrive on arguments lol.

Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
yock, not even if you pay me
Do you judge people on their music taste?:
definetly lol its fun
Ever been in a car wreck?
as a pedestrian as a driver and as a victim
Do you like High School?:
its like a bigger scale play ground to me lol
Have you ever been on a blind date?
nope, thats just desperate lol
Are looks important?:
hm... yess well no... well yess... maybe! lol
Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?
definetly, i can't get rid of the bastards
By what age would you like to be married?:
hm.. 97, i want to live first lol
Have you ever made a mistake?:
i think im making one now by doing this lol
Are you a good tipper?:
i thought that said topper and i think so lol
What's the most you have spent for a haircut?:
€50 and it wasn't even my haircut ¬¬ sienna stole my card
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:
My history teacher who laura can't have!!
What song do you want played at your funeral?:
meatloaf - bat out of hell
What would your last meal be before getting executed?:
fireworks?? that'll be fun
Beatles or Stones?:
beatles.. stones... both! lol
If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?:
my brother..
Beer, wine or hard liquor?:
Beer!.. um... i mean im not allowed have beer so im sober i guess
Do you have any phobias?:
im a bit merinthophobic becuz of evil lauren lol
What are your plans for the future?:
skydiving! and with my family genes possibly gonna get sent to prison lol
Do you walk around the house naked?:
no way, too cold and people come into my house unannounced lol
If you were an animal what would you be?:
a wolf
Hair color in the opposite sex?:
i don't care lol
Do you have mental problems?:
thats a stupid question, of course!
Do you have any special talents?:
im extremely lucky
What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?:
climb to my room lol
Do you like horror or comedy?:
horrors are my comedy, ghost ship was hilarious lol and campus fever lol
Are you missing anyone?:
nope, i fixed the sights of my sniper
If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?:
hm... bjking, he says he'll pay lol
Where do you want to live when you are older?:
in the coka cola factory! lol
Who is the person you can count on the most?:
strangers! lol
If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?:
that blonde girl in that show... lol
What did you dream last night?:
that i ran over my friend with a two-wheeler
What is your favorite sport to watch?:
RUGBY!! blood violence and fair matches lol
What is your favourite class?:
History, or wood work
Who is in this class with you?:
dave, skittles, maxy... those people y'know lol
What is your favorite alcoholic drink?:
anything
Non alcoholic drink?:
Coke!! lol
Have you ever been arrested?:
once, it was idiotic
Have you ever caught a fish?:
yes!!
What do you wish right now?
like what i always wish, that i was a vampire